It's all Snowball's fault, I tell you! Damn Snowball who told Gaviria to create the economic opening, ending national production and plunging the country into poverty! Damn Snowball inciting Aida Merlano to tell the shameless way drug traffickers and politicians bought votes for Iván Duque! Damn Snowball who made Pastrana hand over the country to the FARC! Damn Snowball who led the Guavio embezzlement where billions were stolen! Damn Snowball who helped to steal trillions with the embezzlement of Foncolpuertos! Damn Snowball who pushed the Chirajara bridge so that it fell! Damn Snowball who helped Sarmiento Angulo to bring down the nation with the Ruta del Sol! Damn Snowball who brought the Odebrecht people to Colombia to rob the country and began to make montages to make it look like who had them brought had been Álvaro Uribe Vélez! Damn Snowball who helped those from Reficar to steal hundreds of billions of pesos from the nation! Damn Snowball who made the terms of the people of Reficar expire and they went free as if nothing had happened! Damn Snowball who made all those people from Interbolsa get scammed and the authors get out like nothing because of the expiration of terms! Damn Snowball who told Uribe to steal all that money from the farmers and distribute it to his cronies! Damn Snowball giving money from the farmers to Maria Fernanda Cabal! Damn Snowball who knocked down the Line Tunnel after they lasted building and stealing for more than 20 years and it barely worked for a month!