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Count me in! *[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Unlike most other socialists, I see nothing wrong with you. *[[File:ReactCosmo.png]] [[Cosmopolitanism#Reactionary Cosmopolitanism|Cosmopolitanism]] - Nationalism would pose a threat to the cosmopolitan nature of the empire. *[[File:Populare.png]] [[Populareism]] - An early version of me. *[[File:Crusadism.png]] [[Crusadism]] - Deus vult! *[[File:Mladorossi.png]] [[Mladorossism]] - Tsarism and socialism? I love thou, although thou might have been a creation of Bolsheviks... *[[File:Monsoc.png]] [[Monarcho-Socialism]] - Same as above but more straightforward. *[[File:Statesoc.png]] [[State Socialism]] - A crucial tool to eliminate dissenters. *[[File:Gero.png]] [[Gerontocracy]] - The wisdom of the elders shall be passed down from generation to generation. *[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - It goes without saying, BLESSED! *[[File:Caste.png]] [[Caste System]] - A blessed system that guarded the poor masses and ensured generosity from the top. *[[File:Ethcac.png]] [[Ethnocacerism]] - Also a very blessed non-Christian socialist ideology. The Incan Empire was a great example of Bronze Age feudal socialism put into practice. *[[File:Christsoc.png]] [[Christian Socialism]] - Religion and socialism? Blessed! *[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - Blessed! Many of my variants are literally you! *[[File:Paleosocialism.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Paleosocialism]] - Even more blessed then the above. *[[File:Lysnoir.png]] [[Lys Noir]] - You are me, if I was an anarchist.. *[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] - I am basically a form of you. *[[File:CountEn.png]] [[Counter-Enlightenment]] - Thy ideas are very good, and [[File:Romanticism.png]] romanticism is even better. *[[File:Guildsoc.png]] [[Guild Socialism]] - Thou also appreciates romanticism like the above, and many of my followers were admirers of the guild system. *[[File:Disraeli.png]] [[One-Nation Conservatism|Disraelism]] - I have taught thou well, Disraeli. ===Weary=== *[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Socialism is my ideological end goal. However, Metternich suppressing the 1848 revolutions is an obvious exception. *[[File:Fabian.png]] [[Fabian Socialism]] - Kinda blessed, but why get rid of the poor when they can be used to work to enrich the realm? *[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] - This man gets me. *[[File:Strasser.png]] [[Strasserism]] - Socialist and traditionalist just like me. However, many of my variants aren’t ok with your anti-semitism so maybe tone it down?? *[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - Thou hath some good ideas but thou want central control rather than feudal delegation. <s>Nationalism is a product of the enlightenment</s> *[[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Thou art very strange. On one hand, thou appreciates me, calling me the “asiatic mode of production,” and Engels called Florian Geyer a communist revolutionary. Also, I appreciate ultrasocialism. But thou hast gone out of thine way to needlessly lambast Metternich. *[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - Most of thy adherents are queerly progressives who think that traditionalism is bad! However, Stalin’s industrialization and autarky were good and transformed Russia to its very core. *[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - Thou art pretty cool but why are thou so afraid to embrace thy monarchist nature? *[[File:Esosoc.png]] [[Esoteric Socialism]] - The Freemasons are a vile Satanic group, thou shall pay for defiling the good name of the honorable Knights Templar. A pox upon thou! <s>(Your economics are great, as is your style of rule. If thou hath used my example as a model, thou would be my best friend! Oh, wait, we have [[File:Eot.png]] synthesis.)</s> *[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - My much more moderate counterpart. Get more reactionary. **[[file:Distributist.png]] [[file:LBubble.png]] No. [[file:RBubble.png]] *[[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere]] - Sexual Marxism sounds interesting... but none of my followers are quite prepared to adopt your views all at once. *[[File:Neolud.png]] [[Neoluddism]] - If we are talking about social feudalism, then I agree with thou. However, Katasonov is definitely pro-industrialism. *[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - Just become a bit more radical, and join me! *[[File:Long.png]] [[Longism]] - Same as above but an American. HAIL THE KINGFISH!!! *[[File:DeGaulle.png]] [[Gaullism]] - Thou art pretty blessed for a Anti-Socialist Liberal Cuckservative pretty much a French version of the above. *[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism]] - Thou art too soft economically and thou art is a nationalist. *[[File:SocCred.png]] [[Social Credit]] - Also hates [[File:Bankocracy.png]] usurers and advocates for a more Christian society, but he does not go far enough in the redistribution of the means of production. *[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]] - Get rid of the cursed capitalism and thou shall be blessed! *[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] - Social feudalism sounds blessed, and Young England had some interesting ideas, but nowadays I am more focused on maintaining sacred traditionalist values than returning to feudalism. *[[File:Pirat.png]] [[Hydrarchy]] - Wanna go plunder the Spanish Armada? <s>What? They hired thou to attack us?</s> *[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism]] - Conquering weaker nations and subjugating them is blessed, but monopoly corporations are not. *[[File:Krater.png]] [[Kraterocracy]] - Does not seem to understand the value of helping the poor. We can be stronger and subjugate others more efficiently if we're unified. "Rule of the strong" should be large-scale. *[[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - Blessed but champions the very economic system responsible for bringing the things into the world that we oppose. Maybe he'll see that socialism is the key to what he wants. *[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy]] - The caste system rocked! It's a shame it eventually failed though. <s>Wish we could implement something like that in modern-day Europe.</s> *[[File:StateOO.png]] [[State Oriental Orthodoxy]] - Christian theocracy, but too capitalist. Maybe if we conquered thou, civilized thou, introduced socialism, and made thou part of the Realm... (oh wait, [[File:Mengistu Mariam.png]] [[African Socialism|socialism was introduced to thee]], shame they were godless Marxists and not my variant) *[[File:AuthCon2.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]] - We used to cooperate in Austria for a while and made a promising [[File:Antimaidan.png]] collaboration in Russia. If only he understood that socialist economics is the key to preserving tradition, he would be perfect. *[[File:Heart-Integralism.png]] [[Integralism]] - Same as [[File:AuthCon2.png]] him, please acknowledge that some forms of socialism are actually compatible with the Bible. *[[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionaryism]] - Some of you like Giovanni Dannato is blessed, but others... Must stay in hell or in void. *[[File:Hmind.png]] [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] - We are people, not ants! But your existance proves, how we need to serve the God. *[[File:Cosmic.png]] [[Cosmicism]] - Anglo-Saxon aristocratic quasi-socialism sounds good, but why ist thou an atheist nihilist? *[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - Yemelyanov was based, but heathen Paganism combined with nationalism is still disgusting. ===Decadent swine=== *[[File:LeftCom.png]] [[Italian Left Communism]] - Lazy fool, thou art. <small>We both share a hatred for bourgeoisie democracy, nationalism, and liberalism, though.</small> *[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - A secular progressive republican hostile to aristocracy, monarchy, peasantry and Christianity? My opposite on the left spectre. <small>At least we both oppose bourgeoisie and nationalism.</small> *[[File:Lenin.png]] [[Leninism]] - Same as above, minus the hostility to peasants. *[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - Egads, there's more of them? <s>Why do the right-wing tridemists accuse thou of being me?</s> *[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - WTF?! At least [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|these]] [[Maoism|two]] [[File:Mao.png]] are actual socialists. Jiang supported aristocracy but persecuted Confucian, Xi support Confucianism but persecut aristocratic, why not support both? <s>But Katasonov likes you.</s> **{{Alias|Dengf.png|File:Dengf.png|Because Confucian supported meritocracy which contradictory with aristocracy.}} *[[File:Libsoc.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism]] - An order without monarchs, estates or civil service is no order, but chaos. *[[File:Radlib.png]] [[Radicalism]] - Thou promotes too much change all at once. I think it better if I stay in charge. <s>Stay back you filthy peasants!</s> *[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - Thou make me want to blaspheme, thou absolute heathen scum! *[[File:Odal.png]] [[Odalism]] - Interesting guy, basically me if I were an anprim. Hath got a lot of good ideas but doesn't understand that the feudal age was our high point and the Age of Discovery proves that. <s> Wait, thou art a disgusting pagan? Also Katasonov hates nearly every part of your ideology.</s> *[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Ew. Do I hath to say more? *[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - Thou art dropping the wrong people out of helicopters. And thou art a capitalist. *[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Thou art like a neutered [[File:Nazi.png]] Nazi, fearful and timid. Cowardly scoundrels, the lot of thou! *[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - Thou art an even bigger coward than thy friend. Thou art fearful of thy own shadow. *[[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] - I absolutely abhor thee! *[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - Progression is the absolute opposite of what socialism should bring about. *[[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] [[Reactionary Libertarianism]] - And usury is the absolute opposite of what reactionaryism should bring about. *[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - Thou shalt share the fate of the Jacobins if I hath anything to say about it! *[[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism]] - Thou bringest mischief whersoever thou goest. *[[File:Civnat.png]] [[Civic Nationalism]] & [[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - Liberal AND nationalist?? Looks like I will hath to spy on and suppress thou. *[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought]] - Wretched Enlightenment, the brain of the bourgeoise. *[[File:Clib.png]] [[Classical Liberalism]] - Literally [[File:Enlightenment.png]] him in the sphere of economics. When shall thou die?! *[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Capitalists trying to push a failed ideology! Feudalism is human nature, thou fools! *[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]] - Progression? Capitalism? Absolutely REVOLTING! *[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - MY POLAR OPPOSITE! I WILL HAVE YOU HUNG, DRAWN AND QUARTERED! *[[File:NeoEnl.png]] [[Neo-Enlightenment]] - Damn degenerate, I am glad, that you are dead. <s>Were you ever alive though, or you were a corpse, fueled by avarice and unholy liquids?</s> *[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - Capitalist, degenerate, run by the godless, thy wicked ways make me want to blaspheme! Begone, a foul plague on western civilization! *[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - Art thou not just [[File:Corp.png]] him again? <s>But [[File:Zuma.png]] Jacob Zuma is quite blessed despite not being perfect.</s> *[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - The epitome of degeneracy and capitalism! Perish in Gehennah! *[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy]] - BURN THE WITCH AT THE STAKE!!! *[[File:PagTheo.png]] [[Pagan Theocracy]] - BURN THE WITCH AT THE STAKE!!! *[[File:Pacfem-1.png]] [[Pacifist Feminism]] - BURN THE WITCH AT THE STAKE!!! *[[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism]] - BURN THE WITCH AT THE STAKE!!! <s>Noticing a pattern here?</s> *[[File:StateathFedora.png]] [[State Atheism]] - No, I am not going to burn thee at the stake. I hath special plans for heretics like thou. *[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - I'm sorry, but anyone who ever learned how to fix a bathroom from a Muslim should call himself a barbarian. <s>At least we both hate usury and Katasonov seems to admire islamic capitalism.</s> **[[File:Islamic Socialism.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]] I'm sorry, but someone who even learned to bathe from Muslims should call himself a barbarian. [[File:RBubble.png]] **[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]] No, I washed! [[File:RBubble.png]] *[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Art thou not just [[File:Muslim 2.png]] that heathen again? *[[File:Islamic Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] - Barbarians, democracy, thou art almost as bad as [[File:Statlib.png]] that thing. *[[File:Islaman.png]] [[Islamic Anarchism]] - Anarchism? Barbarianism? Just pure wretched filth. *[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Cuckservatives who hate socialism and tradition. Thee war on terror had the chance to be blessed, but thou corrupted the West's best opportunity at a crusade in centuries. *[[File:Libhawk.png]] {{PCBA|Liberal Hawkism}} - At least thou admit your no conservative unlike thee above. *[[File:Falgsc.png]] [[Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism]] - Satanic hedonistic robot sodomite. One of the worst ideologies imaginable. And we have [[File:Ormarxf.png]] him to thank for it. The very existence of this is blasphemy against all that is good and Godly. *[[File:Falgsl.png]] [[Libertarian Transhumanism|Fully Automated Gay Space Liberalism]] - Thee above but somehow worse. Thou make [[File:Statlib.png]] this thing look good somehow. *[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]], [[File:Conbertf.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism]], [[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism]] and [[File:Libconserv3.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] - Yes, thou crapitalist cuckservative, I am the regressive left that wants to hang thou. *[[File:Bankocracy.png]] [[Financialism]] - DOWN WITH USURY! Summary: Please note that all contributions to Polcompball Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see pcb w:Copyrights for details). 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