Editing Objectivism (section)

===Ось этатистов-альтруистов-коллективистов (statist-altruist-collectivist axis)===
*[[File:Leftunity.png]] [[:Category:Left Unity|All the poors, beggars, and bums]] - You immoral, low-life, low-IQ, PARASITES!!!
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - ''"Anarchy, as a political concept, is a naive floating abstraction: ...a society without an organized government would be at the mercy of the first criminal who came along and who would precipitate it into the chaos of gang warfare. But the possibility of human immorality is not the only objection to anarchy: even a society whose every member were fully rational and faultlessly moral, could not function in a state of anarchy; it is the need of objective laws and of an arbiter for honest disagreements among men that necessitates the establishment of a government."'' - Ayn Rand
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] - Literally Anthem, but even worse!
*[[File:ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - Awful! <s>We are both atheists and materialists.</s>
*[[File:Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism]] - FUCKING PARASITE!!!
*[[File:Humanismpix.png]] {{PHB|Humanism}} - Another parasite, and support the completely wrong moral view.<s>[https://rationalwiki.org/w/images/8/8a/Lahaye-family-01.jpg Wait, you're actually my left-wing variant.]</s>
*[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [[Nordic Model]] - "One of the reasons Swedish equality is so advanced is that the motive behind it is not just socialism, but an active dislike of people who are supposed to be better. You have to cut people down. Everyone must be equal. Make someone who’s exceptional feel unexceptional."
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - He's anti-philosophy and thinks private property is a spook. 
*[[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism]] - Identity politics are not good for achieving individualism, and I cannot stand this alliance with lesbians and prostitutes! <small>Abortion rights are cool though.</small>
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - You are one reason why I left the Soviet Union. I hate you. 
*[[File:Orthlen.png]] [[Leninism]] - I hate you too. You always failed.
*[[File:Pragmat.png]] {{PHB|Pragmatism}} - A-is-A, you support what is "workable" and not what is ''objectively'' true.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Evil Jew-hating collectivist. <s>Don't talk of the time when I had a Nordicism fetish.</s>
*[[File:Libsoc.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism]] - I'm not an oxymoron! You're the oxymoron!
*[[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] [[Piratism]] - It is the proper role of government to protect intellectual property through patents and copyrights, you parasite!
*[[File:Welf.png]] [[Welfarism]] - Stop wasting money on those who will never even be able to become a normal member of society, let everyone help themselves. And I didn't ask you to enroll me in Social Security and Medicare.
*[[File:Native.png]] [[Indigenism]] - ''"I believe, with good reason, the most unsympathetic Hollywood portrayal of Indians and what they did to the white man. They had no right to a country merely because they were born here and then acted like savages. The white man did not conquer this country. And you're racist if you object, because it means you believe that certain men are entitled to something because of their race. You believe that if someone is born in a magnificent country and doesn't know what to do with it, he still has a property right to it. He does not. Since the Indians did not have the concept of property or property rights-- they didn't have a settled society they had predominantly nomadic tribal "cultures" -- they didn't have rights to the land and there was no reason for anyone to grant them rights that they had not conceived of and were not using."'' - Ayn Rand.
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - You say that you are motivated by self-interest, and you still oppose capitalism?
*[[File:Hasanism.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Hasanism]] - THAT'S NOT WHAT RYAN MEANT!!!
*[[File:Reagan.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Reaganism]] - "Mr. Reagan is not a champion of capitalism, but a conservative in the worst sense of that word—i.e., an advocate of a mixed economy with government controls slanted in favor of business rather than labor." <s> Thanks for taking down The USSR and pushing the 'Welfare Queen' rhetoric</s>
*[[File:ProtTheo.png]] [[Protestant Theocracy]] - "The appalling disgrace of his administration is his connection with the so-called 'Moral Majority' and sundry other TV religionists, who are struggling—apparently with his approval—to take us back to the Middle Ages, via the unconstitutional union of religion and politics."
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - Thanks a lot, Reagan.
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Conser]][[Classical Conservatism|vatism]] [[File:Tradcon.png]] - “Conservatives are scurrying to ride on the enemy’s premises and, somehow, to achieve political freedom by stealth. It can’t be done”.
*[[File:Hegel.png]] {{PHB|Hegelianism}} - “Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.”