Editing Ho Chi Minh Thought (section)

==Relationships==
===Các đồng chí (Comrades)===
*[[File:Natcom.png]] [[National Communism]] - Uncle Ho was nationalist first, and communist second.
*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] - My fellow communist friend, and closest ally, dedicated to crushing imperialism, bringing progress and liberation for the masses. You should consider open your market more if you want the US embargo lifted. It worked for both me and Dengism.
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - My less market-friendly Korean counterpart. Helped me, for a while, during the Vietnam War.
*[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism]] - Welcome to the rice fields!
*[[File:UniParti.png]] [[Particracy]] - The CPV is the sole legal party of Vietnam and the protector of the socialist revolution. 
*[[File:Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist Communism]] - My modern self!
*[[File:Modnat.png]] [[Patriotism]] - Based!
*[[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism]] - Thanks for your support during the war.
*[[File:Brezhnev.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Brezhnevism]] - You too.
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - What some CPV members aspire for.
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - Friend from Yugoslavia, just as you liberated yourself from Nazis, we liberated ourselves from French and American imperialism!
*[[File:OlofPalme.png]] [[Alter-Globalism|Palmeism]] - Thanks for supporting us against the Americans.
*[[File:FDRismF.png]] [[Social Liberalism|New Deal Liberalism]] - Thanks for helping me against the Japanese imperialists and your support for the decolonization of Asia. Your successor Truman could've learned a thing or two from you.
*[[File:Hun_Sen.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Hun Sen Thought]] - I helped your rise to power in the 1980s. Together we defeated Pol Pot in Cambodia.
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]] - Another good friend.
*[[File:KPThought.png]] [[Buddhist Socialism|Kaysone Phomvihane Thought]] - A good follower of mine from Laos. I sent troops to help him get in power against the monarchy.
*[[File:Samouth.png]] [[National Communism|Samouthism]] - My Cambodian counterpart, such a shame you were killed by your [[File:Polpot.png]] mad apprentice.
*[[File:Ecosoc.png]] [[Eco-Socialism]] - Fellow socialist and tree lover.
*[[File:Marxfemnewicon.png]] [[Marxist Feminism]] - Women played a crucial role in fighting for the liberation of Vietnam.

===Nhà cung cấp viện trợ tạm thời (Temporary aid providers)===
*[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Stalinism]] - Thanks for supporting my liberation from the French colonialists but why did you [https://twitter.com/lunaoi_vn/status/1370623655697211396 oppose] my national reunification?
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - My original role model and main inspiration. Helped me a lot during my independence and fought the USA with me. But why did you support [[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] during the Cambodian war and even invaded me?
*[[File:Hoxha.png]] [[Hoxhaism]] - Once we were friends but one can easily imagine Hoxha’s reaction had he lived to see how modern Vietnam turned out to be.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - My former self. Former General Secretary of the CPV, Nguyễn Phú Trọng, was disappointed in the loss of ”Marxist-Leninist virtue” among his fellow party members. Rightist elements of the Party have mostly brought exploitation from international corporations and huge inequality and it’s time to change that.
*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism]] - One of my main inspirations but I turned on you later as I banned all other political parties in Vietnam. Also, Chiang Kai-shek is basically the Chinese equivalent of Ngô Đình Diệm.
*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]], [[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] and [[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] [[File:Hippie.png]]- Useful idiots, thank you for protesting against US involvement in the Vietnam War <s>and ignoring my war crimes such as the Massacre at Huế</s>. That doesn't mean I'm going to end the CPV's one-party rule however.
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - I remember when I absolutely wrecked you in the 1970s using the forest and gave you flashbacks, but after the Doi Moi reforms our relations have improved significantly. I love to discuss old war memories with veterans like John McCain, Robert McNamara, and Bob Kerrey. However, I suspect that you're attempting to turn me into a US proxy state in your new cold war against China. 
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Once we were mortal enemies but now I kinda admit that we followed the same path since I initiated the Doi Moi reforms. China is also Vietnam's [[w:China-Vietnam relations#Commercial ties|largest trade partner]] which has received much domestic backlash. But stop claiming all of the South China Sea for f*ck sake. It isn't all yours.
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - My current self due to the actions of rightists like Võ Văn Kiệt and Nguyễn Tấn Dũng. However, the General Secretary of the CPV, Nguyễn Phú Trọng doesn't seem to be too happy about it.
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] and [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - I like to say that the past 30 years of privatization and austerity, IMF loans, and foreign investment by western and Chinese corporations is all part of some grand plan to build a "social market economy" on the path to communism, but truth to be told, is that I don't even believe my own words anymore. But Nguyễn Phú Trọng will partially revert it. 
*[[File:Macri.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism|Macrism]] - You were a good partner as a representative of Argentina and very kind to participate in the [https://www.cronista.com/economia-politica/Macri-en-Vietnam-acuerdo-para-exportar-citricos-y-homenaje-a-Ho-Chi-Minh-20190220-0018.html tribute to Ho Chi Minh]. Also, Federico Pinedo [https://noticias.perfil.com/noticias/politica/2018-11-29-video-el-sorpresivo-elogio-de-federico-pinedo-al-socialismo-de-mercado.phtml praised] my [[File:Nguyễn Phú Trọng.png]] market socialism in 2018. Such a shame that you decided to go with [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism|him]]!
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Thank you, Obama, for lifting the US embargo on lethal arms sales to Vietnam. <s>Why did you support Mai Khoi?</s>
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - [[w:Corruption in Vietnam|Corruption]] is a big problem in Modern Vietnam. However, actions have been taken to reduce it. 
*[[File:RamaIX.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism#Thailand|Network Monarchism]] - One of the most paranoid anti-communists I ever encountered and we were enemies during all three of the Indochina Wars. I even trained and supported communist militant rebel groups in Thailand during the 1960s and 1970s. But I suppose we're good now that I'm not considered to be a "true communist" anymore.
*[[File:PAP(Singapore).png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Lee Kuan Yew Thought]] - Same as above.
*[[File:RSF.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - Reporters Without Borders ranked Vietnam [https://rsf.org/en/country/vietnam 174/180], as if I care about petty things like "freedom of the press."  
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - You make me laugh! Your vision ain't possible without a "transitionary state" and a vanguard party to protect the revolution from imperialists [[File:NonComplete.png]][https://www.youtube.com/c/NonCompete| This one is cool tho]
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - Unlike most other socialists, I don't have any major problems with you as [[w:Israel–Vietnam relations|Israel-Vietnam relations]] are quite good. Bac Ho even met Ben-Gurion in person and offered him help to establish a Jewish government in exile located in Indochina, an offer he declined. Still, your human rights abuses in Palestine concern me...
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] - Also protested against US involvement like [[File:Hippie.png]] him, despite being on the opposite side of the cultural spectrum, yet is not a fan of socialism and dislikes my later detente with NATO.
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Well, France, if only if you could take your own advice in exclaiming vive la révolution! <s>But those indigenous separatists had it coming! Also, Le Duan committed imperialism against Cambodia to oust Pol Pot.</s>

===Bọn đế quốc bẩn thỉu (Dirty imperialists)===
*[[File:Liberal Democracy.png]] [[Liberalism|Liberal Democracy]] - Weak system! One-party rule is the way to go. 
*[[File:Ike.png]] [[Rockefeller Republicanism|Eisenhowerism]] - I won't forgive you for aiding the creation of Fake Vietnam.
*[[File:Truman.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Truman Doctrine]] - Damn you for backstabbing me and supporting the French imperialists during the First Indochina War.
*[[File:JFK.png]] [[Social Liberalism|JFKism]] and [[File:Lyndon B. Johnson.png]] [[Social Liberalism|LBJism]] - I won't forgive you either for supporting South Vietnam and bombing me! The effects of Agent Orange are still felt to this day.
**[[File:JFK.png]]{{Alias|Lyndon B. Johnson.png|File:Lyndon B. Johnson.png|So you're saying we got the last laugh at the end?}}
*[[File:Nixon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism|Nixonism]] - It took a lot of strife, but I finally got the Americans to withdraw!
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - Anyone who does not follow the line of my party will be cracked down upon.
*[[File:Persondignity.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism#South Vietnam|Person Dignity Theory]] - Fuck you Diem! Neocolonial puppet. 
*[[File:Thiệu.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism#South Vietnam|Thiệuism]] - Same as above. The Tet Offensive sure made you lose face.
*[[File:Caoky.png]] [[National Capitalism|Cao Ky Thought]] - My second-worst enemy, a literal Nazi.
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] - '''FUKING GENOCIDAL LUNATIC!!! I SHOULD HAVE SHOT YOU WHEN YOU WERE IN VIET MINH!!!'''
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism]] - Haha Monarchy go bye bye!
*[[File:FULRO.png]] [[Indigenism|FULRO]] - HO DAMMIT! YOU NATIVE INSURGENTS STOP TRYING TO SECEDE FROM US!
*[[File:Thaifash.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism|Thai Fascism]] - F*ck you Plaek Phibunsongkhram and Thanom Kittikachorn, imperialist collaborators!
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism]] - You support [[File:Cball-SouthVietnam.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|South Vietnam]]?! THEN I'LL SUPPORT [[File:Cball-North_Korea.png]] [[Juche|NORTH KOREA]]!
*[[File:Woodrow.png]] [[White Nationalism|Wilsonianism]] - I ASKED FOR YOUR HELP AND YOU IGNORED ME YOU RACIST IMPERIALIST PIG!
*[[File:Showa-kanmuri.png]] [[Showa Statism]] - Japanese go home!
*[[File:AnEn.png]] [[Climate Skepticism]] - NOOOOO!!! I NEED THOSE TREES TO HIDE IN!!!
*[[File:Thar.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism]] - Prepare to die, foreign-backed color revolutionaries.
*[[File:Necrocracy.png]] [[Necrocracy]] - American Imperialists [[w:Operation Wandering Soul|used you against soldiers during the war!]]