Wiki is in the process of importing stuff Please be patient Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Shareholders=== *[[File:Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy]] - Thanks for everything, Dad. I'll make the family company greater than ever. *[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - Love you, Dad, your conglomerate way more. *[[File:Oligarchy.png]] [[Oligarchy]] - Excellent way of praxis. *[[File:Regulationism.png]] [[Regulationism]] - Someone managed to make a better quality service than me, and is destined to overthrow my greedy ways? BAM! Now it's illegal because of regulations! <s>What, you expect ''me'' to follow the regulations too? Take some lobby money and see if your opinion changes.</s> *[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism]] - Thank you for creating the stock market, setting high tariffs on competitors, and creating charter companies with private armies! In some aspects, you are better than capitalism, even if some of your beliefs and policies are a bit outdated. *[[File:Banana_Republicanism.png]] [[Banana Republicanism]] - The agrarian version of me. We hang out a lot. *[[File:Moncap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism]] - King Leopold II of Belgium was based. *[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Love your Soma product! <s>Iβd like 50 of them!</s> *[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]] - You're my best friend every February and June. <s>You're on thin ice after [[File:Conserv.png]] [[Conservatism|they]] start boycotting me.</s> *[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - CRUSH THE ENEMIES OF FIAT! Your wars are making me big money as well. *[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - You get me! <s>There's no corruption in the West, because it's called [[File:Lobbyer.png]] lobbying.</s> *[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - Your policies are good for PR. The only downside is we can't market to conservatives anymore. **{{Alias|Statlibevil.png|File:Statlib.png|Conservatives? I'm beheading them right now. Don't bother marketing to dead people.}} *[[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - I give you ad money, and you do some positive PR for me, deal? *[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - '''I love control!''' [[File:PrivPolice.png]] Private Police is great, [[File:Pinkerton.png]] Pinkertons are amazing, and the [[File:An_Arbiter.png]] Arbiters are pretty based too. *[[File:Captrans.png]] [[Capitalist Transhumanism]] - The companies in Cyberpunk are the good guys. *[[File:Libfem.png]] [[Liberal Feminism]] - Roe v. Wade overturned? Don't worry, I'll pay for you to travel out of state for an abortion. <s>But that means a potential future customer dies... oh, well. You win some, you lose some.</s> *[[File:Idiocracy.png]] [[Kakistocracy|Idiocracy]] - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYFbXJKJ8U Brought to you by Carl's Jr.] Also, thanks for that Grubhub ad. *[[File:Optim.png]] [[Optimateism]] and [[File:Senat.png]] [[Senatorialism]] - Your ancient management tactics are great even now! *[[File:Cybercr.png]] [[Cyberocracy]] - Eventually, we will completely replace our labour force with robots. Also, we are going to invest and use more AI so we don't have to pay those whiny so-called "underpaid" workers. Building 1 billion robots and using AI is BASED.<ref>[https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/elon-musk-expects-1-billion-humanoid-robots-by-2040s/amp_articleshow/107059870.cms Elon Musk expects 1 billion humanoid robots by 2040s]</ref> ...I know I'm paving the way for a technological singularity, and I'm proud of it. ''I wonder [[File:Cball-TheCity.png]] what'll happen after it though...''π <s>Also, my opinions on you is written with AI.</s> *[[File:NeoEnl.png]] [[Neo-Enlightenment]] - BEST LIBERTARIAN IN THE WORLD! *[[File:Timocracy.png]] [[Timocracy]] - Great idea, only those who have skin in the game should have power (Now, let us make the poor own nothing.) *[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Thanks for those tax cuts! *[[File:Consoomer.png]] {{PCBA|Consumerism}}-Consume our goods! *[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - "Businessmen are the symbol of a free society-the symbol of America. If and when they perish, civilisation will perish. But if you wish to fight for freedom, you must begin by fighting for its unrewarded, unrecognised, unacknowledged, yet best representatives - The American Businessman" *[[File:Capcom.png]] [[Capitalist Communism]] - Now selling Das Kapital and [[File:Champagne_Socialism.png]] [[Capitalist Communism#Champagne Socialism|Champagne]]! *[[File:AmericanModel 1.png]] [[American Model]] - Citizens United was based... *[[File:Helv.png]] [[Helvetic Model]] - And Nestle is based. Summary: Please note that all contributions to Polcompball Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see pcb w:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! 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