Editing Counter-Enlightenment (section)

===False Light===
*[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought]] - Your time on the Earth is limited. ''You better say your prayers.''
**{{Alias|Enlightenment.png|Enlightenment Thought|No, your time of relevancy draws to a close. ''The light is shining across the world.''}}
*[[File:Voltaire.png]] {{PHB|Authoritarian Progressivism|Voltaire}} - "The ungodly Arch-Villain Voltaire has died like a dog! I have always had God before my eyes, friends who have no religion cannot long be my friends." As [[File:ReactPix.png]] [[Reactionary Modernism|the youth]] would say, [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/054aEBSwpRA rest in piss bozo, thou shalt not be missed.]
*[[File:NeoEn.png]] [[Neo-Enlightenment]] - Unlike thy father, you will be forgotten, buried, never achieving the legacy you wish to claim.
*[[File:Enlightmon.png]] [[Enlightened Absolutism]] - DAMN THEE BOY! I will have my revenge...
*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] and [[File:Karl_Marx.png]] [[Marxism]] - Godless Hegelians!
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - I wish I were the one to have killed thy revolutionary nationalist state, instead of [[File:ML.png]][[File:Liberal_Democracy.png]] them...
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] - Fortunately, I was the one to kill you. [[File:Papaj.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Pope Saint John Paul II]] ended you rightly.
*[[File:Gramsci.png]] [[Neo-Marxism]] and [[File:Frankfurt.png]] [[Frankfurt School]] - You claiming to hate the enlightenment does not matter. All of your influences come from it, and your ideas are inherently in line with its teachings.
*[[File:Clib.png]] [[Classical Liberalism]] - The punishment for treason is the breaking wheel.
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - And the pyre for sodomy... Well, actually... I might have had something more apt in mind.
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]] - Ah yes... One screams rebellion against order, and the other twists it from within; both of you deserve but one outcome. 
*[[File:Hfash.png]] [[Homofascism]] - Come one, come all, '''''there's enough red hot glass rods to shove up all of you!'''''
*[[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] - I hope to find thy severed jaw and preserve it for future generations to spit on.
*[[File:Girondi.png]] [[Girondism]] and [[File:Plain.png]] [[La Plaineism]] - Your revolution ate you before we could get to you, like [[File:Saturn.png]] Saturn devouring his children.
*[[File:Nation.png]] [[Nationalism]] - All of your ideas are modernist, it just so happens you were abandoned by the mob as they have moved on to the next thing.
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - I will beat you with barbed whips for saying things like that!
**{{Alias|Prog-u.png|Progressivism|We won't give up our hard-earned progress without a fight! *gets hit with barbed whip* OW}}
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - '''Dark theatres are best reserved for dark deeds.''' *Gouges out eyes with a red hot poker*
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - Dirty Satanic occultist! <s>"Servant of the demiurge"? Me? That's gnostic talk, heathen...</s>
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy]] - Had you not displeased God, he wouldn't have sent me, child.
*[[File:SecSat.png]] [[Secular Satanism]] - Blasphemy deserves no mercy, thou shalt be crushed to death.
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - Ah, the marauder has finally been caught. God truly is just, as now I will inflict misery that you brought into this world upon your flesh, '''''tenfold!'''''
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - ''Little tyrant, lost your mandate and your strength, now you lie before me, begging for thy death. Sweet release I tend to grant, but as for you... '''You'll wish the Devil your soul had.'''''
*[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Wait, you WHAT? I'll have to think of even worse devices to do your crimes justice.