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Do not fill this in!===Frenemies=== *[[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] - Your trailblazing of popular revolutions will never be forgotten... but, for the love of goodness, STOP GUILLOTINING EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH YOU! *[[File:Lassalle.png]] [[Classical Social Democracy|Lassalleism]] - Cousin, we agree on a number of issues but how am I 'utopian' when I came closer to reality in a lot more societies than you? *[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - I'm not ready to forgive you for betraying my cousins ([[File:Cball-Naissaar.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism|Kronstadt]] and [[File:Makhnovism.png]] [[Platformism|Makhnovia]] anyone?), but at least you resisted [[File:Stalin.png]] Stalin. *[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism]] - The SRs were great mostly, and Zapata and Villa provided a lot of inspiration for some of my followers, but Kerensky and Greeley are meh at best. *[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - A conservative guy, but aside from cultural stance, you're just a bit authoritative. *[[File:Deleon.png]] [[De Leonism]] - We agree on the opposition towards bureaucratic despotism, but why so much hatred towards unions? *[[File:Frankfurt.png]] [[Frankfurt School]] - Focuses on theory (specifically critical theory) a little too much, but we still keep friendly. I'm concerned that some of your [[File:Habermas.png]] modern followers flirt excessively with the establishment, though. *[[File:Guevara.png]] [[Guevarism]] - Let's just say that you weren't good at picking role models. Still, thanks for inspiring the younger generations! *[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]] - I rooted for you during the war, but I'm not so sure about your present-day successors (especially [[File:Nguy%E1%BB%85nT%E1%BA%A5nD%C5%A9ng.png]] him). *[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - The least bad Zionist, but I wish you had enshrined total legal equality of Jews and Arabs in law since the independence, or, failing that, had actually respected the Two State Solution. *[[File:Leftnat.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism]] - I support your fight for the freedom of your nation, but please do understand that real socialism comes from workers, not the [[File:Statesoc.png]] bureaucracy. *[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]] - We both love freedom, Chomsky seems to admire you a lot, and Orwell and Rosselli were based, but you aren't radicalized enough, and I have extremely mixed feelings on Vaush. *[[File:Mao3word.png]] [[Maoism–Third Worldism]] - Based internationalism and anti-imperialism. That said, please do keep in mind that every time the state has control over the supposed [[File:ErgaDictature.png]] [[Ergatocracy|'dicatorship of the proletariat']], it somehow tends to end up a [[File:Vanguardism.png]] [[Particracy|'dictatorship of the party']], and then simply a [[File:Dictatorship.png]] [[Autocracy|dictatorship]]. *[[File:Marketsoc.png]] [[Market Socialism]] - You can't go wrong with co-ops or workplace democracy, however, most of my followers are skeptical of markets. *[[File:Radlib.png]] [[Radicalism]] - Too moderate, especially on the property questions, though for their time many of your followers were rather cool. I'm very doubtful about the likes of Hugo or Clemenceau, OTOH. *[[File:Bernst.png]] [[Reformist Marxism]] - Some of your branches like [[File:JapCom.png]] the JCP have good takes even if they are too mild, but Bernstein was the original [[File:SocImp.png]] Social-Imperialist. *[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - We both dislike capitalism but, for Pete's sake, chill out (and stop simping for authoritarians claiming to be 'progressive'). *[[File:Soc21.png]] [[Socialism of the 21st Century]] - Boric likes you but many of your variants aren't very good especially [[File:Chavismo.png]] [[Chavismo|this one]]. *[[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism]] - If I were spicy, you'd be mild. Capitalism? Pfft. *[[File:Steinval.png]] [[Steiner-Vallentyne School]] - You have some good views. But you can go further! *[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]] - Even milder than [[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism|him]] but generally you're heading in the right direction. But curse LBJ for escalating the Vietnam War! <s>Also, I shot JFK</s> *[[File:Socgeo.png]] [[Social Georgism]] - You're even more mild than [[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism|SocBert]], but LVT is kinda based. *[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - A slightly socialist guy, but he's way too moderate. He thinks that reforming capitalism is better than abolishing it, and idk about him... *[[File:Utsoc.png]] [[Utopian Socialism]] - Some of your variants are interesting, others (including [[File:Utopianism2.png]] the original ''Utopia'', ironically) are cringe [[File:Statesoc.png]] bureaucrats. *[[File:Euskadi_Carlism.png]] [[Euskadi Carlism]] - The least bad monarchist is still a monarchist, but can't say I wouldn't prefer you greatly to Juan Carlos. Not sure about Titoist ideas, but a confederal Spain sounds awesome! *[[File:Ghandi.png]] [[Gandhian Socialism]] - Look, I admire and respect your non-violent approach, but even you seemed to acknowledge that it wouldn't ''always'' work. Sometimes, an opponent simply won't understand anything but force. *[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - My opposition to [[File:Necon.png]] his warmongering does ''not'' mean I endorse your ethnic cleansing or dictatorial tendencies. However, you did promise autonomy for [[File:Demcon.png]] Rojava <small>and did oppose the Western establishment</small>, and I'm not quite sure whether [[File:Cball-FSA.png]] [[Islamic Democracy|your]] [[Jihadism|opposition]] [[File:SSG.png]] will turn out better. <small> Shame you killed Omar Aziz and his ideals were soon abandoned by the opposition for Islamism.</small> *[[File:Chavismo.png]] [[Chavismo]] - Chavez and Maduro may get socialism wrong, but I don't think the US are in the right position to criticize them. *[[File:Ancon.png]] [[Anarcho-Conservatism]] - One of the more tolerable (and tolerant) conservatives. Michéa has some... interesting ideas. *[[File:Bhl.png]] [[Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism]] - Way too sympathetic to capitalism for my liking, but at least we agree that gay couples should have the right to defend their MJ plots with guns. *[[File:Tradcon.png]] [[Classical Conservatism]] - As far as you are from my ideals, [[File:AnTory.png]] Orwell found you preferable to [[File:Fashidiot.png]][[File:Nutzi.png]] totalitarians [[File:Stalin.png]][[File:Juche.png]] of either flank. *[[File:Crusade_of_Romanianism.png]] [[Crusade of Romanianism]] - My... ultranationalist son? *[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - Not bad for a self-avowed bourgeois ideology, though I wish you were more left-leaning. *[[File:Geokitty.png]] [[Georgism]] - A capitalist, but his heart is kind of in the right place. *[[File:LeftRothbardianismPix.png]] [[Left-Rothbardianism]] - A more extreme version of [[File:Socliber.png]] him. Better than the regular [[File:Ancapf.png]] ancap, I guess. *[[File:Liberaltarianism.png]] [[Liberaltarianism]] - Even more pro-markets than [[File:Bhl.png]] them, but your [[File:LeftLiberaltarianism.png]] left-leaning version is ''just'' good enough with me. [[File:CoryBooker.png]] Cory Booker is right on Israel-Palestine question, though he's too Atlanticist. *[[File:Anpostleft.png]] [[Post-Leftism]] - ...Good luck with that, I guess. *[[File:Epstein.png]] [[Cultism|Epsteinism]] - I don’t know this guy I swear!! Summary: Please note that all contributions to Polcompball Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see pcb w:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! 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