Editing Ba'athism (section)

==Relationships==

===المؤيدون (Supporters)===
*[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]] - Literally me!
*[[File:Statesoc.png]] [[State Socialism]] - I'm a socialist, but not the [[Marxism|Marxist]] kind. The whole idea of a stateless, moneyless society is just insane! I'm fine with nationalized oil and minerals though.
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - One of our largest and most powerful allies! He has been one of my main arms suppliers since the 1980s. <s>Why did you also arm Khomeini during the Iran-Iraq War?</s>
*[[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] [[Dengism|Xi Jinping Thought]] - The successor to the above, but he supported us during the Syrian civil war as well. We expanded our economic cooperation as well.
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - Juche gang! Hereditary dictatorship is based! <s> Why did you too support Khomeini over me?!</s>
*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism]] - This is the way. Let's destroy globalists and Zionists together.
*[[File:Chavismo.png]] [[Chavismo]] - My best friend in the west! Stay strong Maduro!
*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] - My second best friend in the west!
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]] - Friendly pal. Both my Syrian and Iraqi sides strongly support you. I have to say, thank you very much for saving Assad from [[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism|Jihadis]] and [[Neoconservatism|Neocon terrorists]]- What do you mean you can't save me now?
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - Down with the liberal west! [[File:Dugin.png]] Dugin is especially based.
*[[File:Rashism.png]] [[Jingoism|Rashism]] - I let you keep military and naval bases in Syria and support the Russian <s>invasion</s> special military operation in Ukraine!
*[[File:AnEn.png]] [[Climate Skepticism]] - Yes, I had to burn Kuwaiti oil and destroy the marshes, but such is the cost of uniting the Arab World.
*[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism]] - The state needs to be absolute in its authority in order to defend the Arab people!
* [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] -  Hafez found good use of Austrian Nazi-fugitive Alois Brunner who helped him with torture and interrogation techniques, and the Wagner Group came to Bashar's rescue when he needed it during the Syrian Civil War.
* [[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - I'm the Arab version of you. Saddam and Tlass are closer to me. NAZBOL GANG!!
*[[File:Gaullismicon2.png]] [[Gaullism]] - Jaques Chirac was a good friend to both Saddam and Assad.
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - I stood by your grave at your funeral longer than the others for a reason<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvq29hDVcCY</ref>. Rest in Peace, Tito! Hope you won't mind that some of my Syrian variants like theocracy.

===مشكوك فيه (Doubtful)===
*[[File:Absoc.png]] [[Arab Socialism]] - My father. I have more radical and extreme views however he taught me a lot and we agree on many stuff. But why did you imperialize Syria? That's not what true pan-Arabists do.
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism]] - Pragmatism and realpolitik is very important. But since I was overthrown, our relationship is over.
*[[File:TodorZhivkov.png]] {{PCBA|Zhivkovism}} - A great friend that’s also a socialist but stop being so friendly with the Jews and forcing the Pomaks to convert to Christianity is really cringe dammit!
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]], [[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]], [[File:Libcon.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism]], and [[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Best right-wingers. Ron Paul, Steve Bannon, and David Duke, among others of your followers, constantly defend me from accusations made by neocucks, and also stand up against the globalist elite. However, some of you can be anti-Arab and anti-socialist at times.
*[[File:Gaddafi.png]] [[Gaddafism]] - Why did you persecute Ba'athists during the cultural revolution in Libya? Either way, you operated a lot like me. RIP Legend.
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] - My Iraqi side was aided by Anraat and my [[w:Economy of Syria|Syrian side]] was warming up to free-market capitalism since the 1990s. Bashar reluctantly embraced the free market in the early 2000s to appease the west. Privatized [[w: List of schools in Syria|education]] and [[w:Health in Syria|healthcare]] and legalized private banks. I prefer State Capitalism anyway.
*[[File:IllibDem.png]] [[Illiberal Democracy]] -  One party is enough but my Syrian side was forced to accept some form of <s>controlled</s> opposition in recent times to give an impression of democracy. 
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - <s>Literally me!</s> You were one of the main causes of the Syrian civil war. 
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - I hate you and you constantly try to undermine me and pit my Iraqi and Syrian sides against each other. However, we have a long history of cooperation such as when you gave the Iraqi Baath Party a kill list for communists in the wake of the Ramadan Revolution or when you gave Saddam weapons to counter Iran. Assad also participated in the CIA torture and rendition program in the early 2000s. Still, none of this is enough to stop you from invading our countries and sponsoring terrorists that support your globalist agenda.
*[[File:Antijap.png]] [[Anti-Japaneseism]] - Fellow Anti-Weeb, although I don't have anything wrong with Japanese people, but I do with your ideology.
*[[File:SyriacOrth.png]] [[State Oriental Orthodoxy|Syriac Orthodoxy]] and [[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]]  - Church and mosque united through <s>state control</s> love and faith, right?
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism]] - Hey, uh, I'm not too keen on the whole Communism stuff, but as an ally, you rock! You also gave me plenty of support. Together we will fight Western imperialists and Jihadists! However, my Iraqi variant banned the communist party and prosecuted its members in Iraq, I hope you won’t mind it. Also, Salah Jadid and my far-left faction is basically you.
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - Our history is complicated. Your violent calls for exporting the revolution are worrying, hence why Saddam went to war with you and hates you. However, thanks for supporting Assad against the "moderate" rebels, ISIS terrorists, and neocons! However, I was trying to counter your influence in Syria despite you helping me out.
*[[File:Strasser.png]] [[Strasserism]] - Griffin and Third Path are allied to me, but we have radically different goals.
*[[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism]] - At least you oppose military intervention against me as well. Edward Snowden and Julian Assange are based as they exposed US war crimes in Iraq and Syria. Just quit being a Lolbertarian.
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - Why do your western followers hate me and support Rojava? I am secular, republican, anti-Zionist, and pro-feminist, with Bashar even being pro-drug. Just why can't we be friends?
*[[File:Demcon.png]] [[Democratic Confederalism]] - I support you against [[File:Jihad.png]] Daesh and [[File:Ottoman.png]] Turkey BUT YOU ARE A PART OF ME, NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YOU! Pick up a gun and join me against the rebels and I'll think about giving you autonomy. <s>Wait, why are you just standing there?</s>
*[[File:IslamCap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Islamic Capitalism]] - Greedy Zionist-bootlicking imperialist puppet who is also the reason the Middle East is in conflict! However, MBS and MBZ are kinda based as they opposed western intervention in the Syrian Civil War and encouraged Putin to come to Bashar's rescue from the jihadists. <s>Not that it helped in the end.</s>
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Trumpism]] - I had my hopes for you as you used to condemn military interventions but then you proceeded to bomb me! Thanks for cutting off support to the rebels, though. 
*[[File:Ecosoc.png]] [[Eco-Socialism]] - Sometimes bitched about my state capitalism (as if I care), and does not like Saddam's bad ecological record (also don't care), but Corbyn hated the Iraq war.
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]], [[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]], [[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] & [[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - I jailed Riad al-Turk for 20 years but had to release him during the Damascus spring to give an impression of democracy. However, your western variants agree that both the Iraq war and NATO intervention in Syria are mistakes.

===من يجب أن يذهب؟ (Who must go?)===
*[[File:Islamic Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] - WHO MUST GO!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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*[[File:Abd al-Karim.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism|Qasimism]] - LMAO, get executed!
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism]] - Oppressor of Palestinian Arabs and the reason why the Middle East is in conflict. Can't Mossad the Assad! <s>Oh crap you just did.</s>
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - Aren't you the same as the [[File:Zio.png]] above? <s>(Though we both hated the [[File:Zio.png]] above, and both of us fought against the PKK.)</s>
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - We could have been brothers but you had to be Zionist.
*[[File:Bidenism.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Bidenism]] - Stop bombing me you senile bastard!
*[[File:Macron.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Macronism]] - You too!
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Begone! We don't need your crimes on our land anymore! No Islamism!
*[[File:Muslim_2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - Islamism is cringe, and one of you killed my last child. I hate you so goddamn much.
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - "Greater Israel"? In your dreams!
*[[File:Cball-Qatar.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Qatari Model]] - Even [[File:IslamCap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|your neighbors]] tried improving relations with me until I fell. But like the above you also sided with these “moderate” rebels.
*[[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism]] - Aren't you just [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] again but Libertarian?
*[[File:AmericanModel 1.png]] [[American Model]] - I HAVE NO WMDs, I'M TELLING YOU!