Editing Classical Conservatism (section)

==Relationships==
===Chaps===
*[[File:Conmon.png]] [[Constitutional Monarchism]] - For King/Queen and Country!
*[[File:Trad.png]] [[Traditionalism]] - Fellow T R A D I T I O N<sup><small>TM</small></sup> connoisseur.
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! Britons never, never, never shall be slaves! However the Whigs in America opposed Manifest Destiny and all of that.
*[[File:CountEn.png]] [[Counter-Enlightenment]] - Cheers! <s>Just [[File:Hangman.png]] don't do anything barbaric, we are supposed to be gentlemen, after all.</s>
*[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism]] - I say, would you care for some tea, good sir?
*[[File:Christy.png]] [[Christian Theocracy]] - Religion is the only thing separating us from animals, and by Jove, we must defend our established church.
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] - My Yankee grandson who defends traditional values; does not critique the enlightenment enough, unfortunately. Russell Kirk was rather wonderful.
*[[File:Hamiltonianism.png]] [[Hamiltonianism]] - And my Yankee son. While you may be liberal at times and are not as well loyal as the loyalists you should have been the direction of the US instead of Jefferson. And you also wanted to be friendly with Britain.
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - But of course, a return to a simple, traditional life.
*[[File:Conservative.png]] [[Conservatism]] - I am willing to admit that you do not go far enough, but I am proud of you nevertheless, ol' chap!
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Many of your followers were well-versed in my ways.
*[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism]] - Disraeli was a splendid Prime Minister, indeed!
*[[File:Onenatcon.png]] [[One-Nation Conservatism]] - Same as previously.
*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[One-Nation Conservatism|Bojoism]] - Splendid chap of mine. I thank you for delivering us Britons Brexit and for placing me at the helm of the House of Commons. <s>You are too moderate.</s>
*[[File:Eccon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism]] - Splendid! We must protect our environment to preserve our culture, We both like Roger Scruton!
*[[File:Distributist.png]] [[Distributism]] - Defends me greatly, as we both desire a traditional lifestyle.
*[[File:Community.png]] [[Communitarianism]] - Jolly good show! Strong communities make strong societies.
*[[File:Optim.png]] [[Optimateism]] - Defender of the Roman Republic's customs and rule of law. However, it was rather rude of you to stab Caesar like that good sir.
*[[File:Pat.png]] [[Patriarchy]] - Very fine chap! Just how society should be run!
*[[File:Carlism.png]] [[Carlism]] - My more religious Spaniard counterpart.
*[[File:Feuillant.png]] [[Feuillantism]] - Most respectable French Revolutionary ideology.
*[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]] - [[:w:Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington|When]] [[w:William Henry Harrison|done]] [[w:Zachary Taylor|by]] [[w:Winfield Scott|me]] this is splendid, but any others who practice this are heathens!
*[[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionaryism]] and [[File:ReactPix.png]] [[Reactionary Modernism]] - Intelligent men, who like to visit and support me.

===Tolerable===
*[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - The ''Ancien Régime'' of France was superior to any of the revolutionary governments, yet it paved the road for the Revolution in the first place through persistent attempts of centralization as well as meddling in the American rebellion. Besides, Britain itself was nearly ruined in the past by absolutist tendencies.
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - Socialism? I beg your pardon.
*[[File:Ricardosoc.png]] [[Ricardian Socialism]] - Percy Ravenstone was a delightful fellow; however, I must say you are far too well-acquainted with this preposterous notion of "egalitarianism."
*[[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - Kippers are "based" as the young fellows say nowadays, but the rest of them are too nationalist and not traditionalist enough, to my dismay.
*[[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - Another tolerable liberal, if I may say so myself, but like those other reactionary blokes, he may tread too far culturally. Rees-Mogg is very splendid however.
*[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism]] - My liberal child whom I hold in somewhat high regard! Maintains most of my values whilst being a reformer. Burke was particularly admirable.
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]] - Marvelous, but if you will, please simmer down with the nationalism; Enoch Powell was quite a martyr if I do say so myself.
*[[File:Libconserv3.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] - Low Tory rubbish, but I have hope that they will prove me wrong.
*[[File:AuthCon2.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]] - Your positions on culture are most laudable, and we concur on opinions towards the Colonist rebels. Yet your heavy-handedness and, if I may be forgiven, occasional expression of approval towards [[File:Khomenewicon.png]] dethroning insufficiently conservative monarchs and even [[File:Regicide.png]] regicide unsettle me greatly.
*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] - You are quite extreme, simmer down and grab a spot of tea.
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - You cause severe issues when unregulated, still preferable to socialism but I myself prefer [[File:Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism|traditional]] [[Mercantilism|systems]] [[File:Merc.png]] of economics.
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - Good Lord, they are annoying... but I do say they have the right ideas.
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - Young fellows valuing tradition is most splendid but please do go outside.
*[[File:OswaldMosley.png]] [[British Fascism|Mosleyism]] - We agree on many things and you do admire me. But why on Earth must you admire [[Nazism|those Huns!]]
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - We agree that the Anglo-Saxon British race is the most civilized race in the history of the world. But you do make me look bad these days, and what do you mean that other races can never be civilized?
*[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - I wish that you did not migrate en masse to my country, but Hamza Yusuf is a good chap of mine.
**{{Alias|Muslim 2.png|Islamic Theocracy|Than why did, you, Anglo imperialist, add [[File:Cball-Pakistan.png]] [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] us [[File:Cball-Sudan.png]] [[File:Cball-Palestine.png]] to your country with all your invasions and annexation?}}
*[[File:Confem-alt.png]] [[Conservative Feminism]] - We do respect the ladies... so long as they acknowledge their proper place and do not rebel, of course.

===Adversaries===
*[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought]] - Bugger off, you have brought degeneracy to our blessed land!
*[[File:Clib.png]] [[Classical Liberalism]] - Started [[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism|this]] degeneracy. <s>But we both have a [[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|child]].</s>
*[[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism]] - Bloody hell, what an utter buffoon!
*[[File:Radlib.png]] [[Radicalism]] - Sort yourself out, young man! This is NOT how society shall be run!
**{{Alias|Radlib.png|Radicalism|C'mon, that's so uncool. Why shouldn't we run society this way?}}
*[[File:Civnat.png]] [[Civic Nationalism]] - Revolutions of 1848, NEVER FORGET! You nationalist scums opposed our glorious conservative monarchies!
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - Good Lord! That is rather disgusting!
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - Good heavens! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
*[[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism]] - Sod off and get back in the kitchen. Make some pudding, would you?
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - Claims to "support anarchism but not anarchy", but I'm not buying that rubbish.
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Language, young lady, or man, or... whatever the bloody hell you are!
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]] - Why, this is completely nonsensical!
*[[File:Pirat.png]] [[Hydrarchy]] - Absolutely vile! You and your band of thieves will never rule the waves! <small><s>you used to be excellent privateers</s></small>
*[[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] - The Fr*nch Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the Western world! 
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Are you taking the piss out of me?
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - The destroyer of all tradition! Never will you come to the United Kingdom of Great Britain!
*[[File:Frankfurt.png]] [[Frankfurt School]] - No, you degenerate [[File:Cultural Marxism.png]] [[Neo-Marxism|Cultural Marxist]], the enlightenment did not lead to "totalitarianism", or whatever ideology that you so happen to speak of. It leads to the formation of degenerates like you. Speak for yourself, you hypocrite! You have just started a second enlightenment with your despicable ideas.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - You sir, are not a conservative, and you will never be as dominant in the world as I had been, so keep on dreaming, you cock-up!! Also how dare you bomb my great nation you barbaric Hun!
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - It would be very wise of you to leave my country, you barbarians!
*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva]] - Oh lord, you barbaric pagans must stop with this idiocy! Britain civilized India!
*[[File:Gamer.png]] [[Alt-Right|Gamers]] - Right! Stop playing those motion picture games and browsing the interwebs at once! They will rot your brains! <s>What? Victoria? I should give that a try perhaps...</s>
*[[File:Corbynism-ball.png]] [[Democratic Socialism|Corbynism]] - Silence! I will put soap in your mouth for your utterly disgraceful speeches!