Editing Classical Conservatism (section)

===Tolerable===
*[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - The ''Ancien Régime'' of France was superior to any of the revolutionary governments, yet it paved the road for the Revolution in the first place through persistent attempts of centralization as well as meddling in the American rebellion. Besides, Britain itself was nearly ruined in the past by absolutist tendencies.
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - Socialism? I beg your pardon.
*[[File:Ricardosoc.png]] [[Ricardian Socialism]] - Percy Ravenstone was a delightful fellow; however, I must say you are far too well-acquainted with this preposterous notion of "egalitarianism."
*[[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - Kippers are "based" as the young fellows say nowadays, but the rest of them are too nationalist and not traditionalist enough, to my dismay.
*[[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - Another tolerable liberal, if I may say so myself, but like those other reactionary blokes, he may tread too far culturally. Rees-Mogg is very splendid however.
*[[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism]] - My liberal child whom I hold in somewhat high regard! Maintains most of my values whilst being a reformer. Burke was particularly admirable.
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]] - Marvelous, but if you will, please simmer down with the nationalism; Enoch Powell was quite a martyr if I do say so myself.
*[[File:Libconserv3.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] - Low Tory rubbish, but I have hope that they will prove me wrong.
*[[File:AuthCon2.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]] - Your positions on culture are most laudable, and we concur on opinions towards the Colonist rebels. Yet your heavy-handedness and, if I may be forgiven, occasional expression of approval towards [[File:Khomenewicon.png]] dethroning insufficiently conservative monarchs and even [[File:Regicide.png]] regicide unsettle me greatly.
*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] - You are quite extreme, simmer down and grab a spot of tea.
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - You cause severe issues when unregulated, still preferable to socialism but I myself prefer [[File:Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism|traditional]] [[Mercantilism|systems]] [[File:Merc.png]] of economics.
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - Good Lord, they are annoying... but I do say they have the right ideas.
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - Young fellows valuing tradition is most splendid but please do go outside.
*[[File:OswaldMosley.png]] [[British Fascism|Mosleyism]] - We agree on many things and you do admire me. But why on Earth must you admire [[Nazism|those Huns!]]
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - We agree that the Anglo-Saxon British race is the most civilized race in the history of the world. But you do make me look bad these days, and what do you mean that other races can never be civilized?
*[[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - I wish that you did not migrate en masse to my country, but Hamza Yusuf is a good chap of mine.
**{{Alias|Muslim 2.png|Islamic Theocracy|Than why did, you, Anglo imperialist, add [[File:Cball-Pakistan.png]] [[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] us [[File:Cball-Sudan.png]] [[File:Cball-Palestine.png]] to your country with all your invasions and annexation?}}
*[[File:Confem-alt.png]] [[Conservative Feminism]] - We do respect the ladies... so long as they acknowledge their proper place and do not rebel, of course.