Editing European Federalism (section)

==Relationships==
===Europhiles===
*[[File:Euronaticon.png]]  [[Pan-Nationalism|Pan-Europeanism]] - Europeans must stand united!
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism]] - I am your sucessor!
**[[File:Caesar.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Nos scire invicem?[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Cdem.png]] [[Christian Democracy]] - Schuman, de Gasperi and Adenauer. Founding Fathers of Europe. <s>Though it's all mostly secular now.</s>
*[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism]] - You too dream of United Europe. <s>But anti-French coalitions are also examples of Pan-European cooperation (even if temporary)</s>.
*[[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy]] - The perfect model.
*[[File:Neotech.png]] [[Technoliberalism]] - Even better.
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - <s>Literally me.</s> Erm- I mean, a great friend of mine.
*[[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - Most of you support me, and a pretty good system overall.
*[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism]] - Same as above but even better.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - A combination of the three above.
*[[File:Regulationism.png]] [[Regulationism]] - You '''WILL''' follow our regulations.
**[[File:Corp.png]][[File:LBubble.png]] [https://www.dw.com/en/apple-unveils-iphone-with-usb-c-charger-in-line-with-eu-law/a-66794089 *sigh* Yes EU...][[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Cball-AfricanUnion.png]] [[Pan-Nationalism#Pan-Africanism|African Union]] - Time to replace Russian gas with your gas. <ref>[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-02/eu-plans-to-court-africa-to-help-replace-russian-gas-imports]</ref>
*[[File:IslamCap.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Islamic Capitalism]] - And Russian oil with your oil.<ref>[https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/02/business/opec-oil-saudi.html]</ref>
*[[File:Civnat.png]] [[Civic Nationalism]] - Proud to be European.
*[[File:Strato-Antifurry.png]] [[Stratocracy|EU Army]] - '''[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-30/dutch-military-merges-its-land-combat-units-with-germany IT'S] [https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/nordic-countries-plan-joint-air-defence-counter-russian-threat-2023-03-24/ HAPPENING!]'''
*[[File:Glib.png]] [[Green Liberalism]] - I have redesigned cities to be free and I am switching to clean energy, even limiting Russian gas since 2022. <s>I'm aware that nuclear fission is eco-friendly, but still Chornobyl and Fukushima.</s>
*[[File:LiberalPartyofCanada.png]] [[Social Liberalism|Canadian Liberalism]] - Damn, some of your supporters REALLY seem to have a weird crush on me. I get that you like a lot of our policies, but you wouldn't qualify as a European nation.

===Eurorealists===
*[[File:BritFash.png]] [[British Fascism]] - Why do you insist on unitarism? Only federal Europe is sustainable. 
*[[File:Multicult.png]] [[Multiculturalism]] - Everybody's welcome! As long as you don't do anything stupid that is. And remember, Europe > the world. Plus, united Europe already has multiple cultures, even without immigrants.
*[[File:AmericanModel 1.png]] [[American Model]] - "Friends", depending on the president, <s>although I like [[File:Demcr.png]] them a lot more.</s> I wish I could choose my own security instead of relying on a few thousand voters from the Rust Belt every four years. <s>Spending 2% on military is hard, also school shootings and no healthcare lol</s> 
*[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [[Nordic Model]] - Based Scandinavians! Except for Norway and Iceland.
**[[File:Cball-Norway.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Faen deg! Jeg vil aldri gi deg oljen og fiskene mine![[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:Cball-Iceland.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]I wanted to join during the recession. But we'll think about holding a referendum in the near future.[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism]] - '''THIRTY. EIGHT. PERCENT.''' You're too oversubsidized! Now get back to work or I'll turn your tractors into scrap!
*[[File:4thReichEU.png]] [[National Capitalism|Walter Hallstein]] - Our other less talked about founder. 
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - NATO is good and all, but the EU army will be better, <s>even though I don't want to spend 2% on the military</s>. Not to mention I wanna become less dependent on the Yanks, now that the [[File:Trumpism.png]] Orange bastard is back again.
**[[File:Necon.png]][[File:LBubble.png]]So are you going to apologize for calling me [https://www.economist.com/europe/2019/11/07/emmanuel-macron-warns-europe-nato-is-becoming-brain-dead braindead] now?[[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:European Federalism.png]][[File:LBubble.png]]That was in 2019 and no one knew what was going to happen, okay?![[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Eurocom.png]] [[Eurocommunism]] - As much as I respect Altiero Spinelli, communism is not the way to go.
*[[File:Syncpop.png]] [[Populism|Syncretic Populism]] - Many of you within the EU hate my guts, but ''some'' outside of it don't.
*[[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - Unlike his [[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|other counterpart]] he is at least open to reform rather than outright leaving and usually supports immigrants but still annoying when it comes to economics and foreign policy.
*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - Mostly another annoying Eurosceptic, though some of his [[File:Dsa.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|American supporters]] [[File:SDA.png]] seem to have a weird quasi-crush on me. Also, George Orwell apparently supported me.
*[[File:Sep.png]] [[Separatism]] - A lot of annoying Eurosceptics here as well, but the [[File:UKSNP.png]] [[Social Democracy|SNP]] and Plaid Cymru really like me, so that's cool.
*[[File:Gaullismicon2.png]] [[Gaullism]] - I'm glad some of your modern variants are more supportive of me, but I still remember when De Gaulle vetoed Britain from joining the EEC.
**[[File:Gaullismicon2.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Je t'avais dit de ne pas faire confiance au Royaume-Uni.[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - You are a good trading partner, but I can't look past your increasing authoritarianism. <sub>And please stop calling us american puppets.</sub>
*[[File:TodorZhivkov.png]] [[National Communism|Zhivkovism]] - You are a [[File:ML.png]] communist and an [[File:Ethnonat.png]] ethnic nationalist, but at least you were somewhat close to the west if compared with the rest of Eastern Europe. Yet I'm glad the flag of Europe has been used for your birthday celebrations since 2012!
**[[File:TodorZhivkov.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Какво?[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Helv.png]] [[Helvetic Model]] - Still waiting for him to stop being so stubborn and '''JOIN US ALREADY'''! But other than that we're good.
**[[File:Helv.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Nein, danke.[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Kaczysmf.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|Kaczysm]] - How's Putinflation going?
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism]] - We had a good thing going for us at the start, but then you became increasingly more authoritarian, so I had to freeze your EU application. Not to mention that most of our members don't really like you that much.
**[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Pfft, umurumda değil. Never liked this "European family" bs anyway. Plus, the Balkans are of rightful Ottoman clay.[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Putinism]] (before 2022, <s>and even now</s>) - You sell me your cheap resources and I'll pretend not to see the human rights abuse, <s>surely that won't backfire at all...</s>

===Eurosceptics===
*[[File:Euroscept.png]] [[Separatism#Euroscepticism|Euroscepticism]] - Garbage people who are trying to divide us.
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Putinism]] (after 2022, <s>most of the time</s>) - We had a good thing, you wannabe empire! We had Merkel, we had pipelines, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, sell us gas, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to start a war! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now!
*[[File:Lukash.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Lukashenkoism]] - Putin's puppet leader and the reason Belarus is the last dictatorship in Europe. Back the red-white-blue.
*[[File:Ethnonat.png]] [[Ethnonationalism]] & [[File:Racenat.png]] [[Racial Nationalism]] - One people. '''THE EUROPEAN PEOPLE'''.
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - '''STOP TERRORIZING MY CITIZENS!!!!''' <small>please?</small> Remember the [[File:Crusadism.png]] the last time Europe united against Islamic aggression?
**[[File:Jihad.png]][[File:LBubble.png]]That's what you get for meddling in Afghanistan, Libya, Iraq, and Syria! Not to mention that you welcomed thousands of refugees from those said countries, <s>some of whom are secretly my operatives.</s>[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - Very dangerous to our union.
**[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[File:LBubble.png]]Sending more migrants our way won't fix the problem, y'know. Enjoy your downfall.[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Nalib.png]] [[National Liberalism]] - Not very different from the guy above, honestly.
*[[File:Faragism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Faragism]] - Cringe Brexiteer! Are you happy now?!
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism]] - I'm not the fourth Reich <s>yet</s>, you bigot!
*[[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - Similar to the three previous one above him. Stop saying that I'm a neo-marxist plot!
*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[One-Nation Conservatism|Bojoism]] - You apparently only backed Brexit in order to further your career- now both are in the gutter.
*[[File:Orban.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism#Hungary|Orbanism]] - I can't wait for Hunexit to become real so I won't have to hear your whining anymore.
**[[File:Orban.png]][[File:LBubble.png]]AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT TOO SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE THREATEN BY YOUR HOMO AGENDA- btw, when is my next allowance?[[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:European Federalism.png]][[File:LBubble.png]]''(sigh)'' Next Tuesday, Magyar, next Tuesday. <s>Maybe we should replicate 1956 so we don't have to deal with you anymore?</s>[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:TonyBenn.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Bennism]] - No, we're not "building an empire" and we aren't "fundamentally undemocratic". <s>For now...</s> 
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - [https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2022/11/14/eu-set-to-slap-more-sanctions-on-iran-over-protest-crackdown Sanctions go brrrrrrrr]
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - Utter insanity and my arch-nemesis.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - <s>Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Ticket! </s>You oppressed and killed millions of Europeans under the belief that your "master race" should be the ones ruling the whole continent! That is not the kind of European unity that I want! <s>Let's not talk about Hallstein.</s>
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - The last time we had Communism, it kept millions of Europeans in chains and straved milions more to death. To this day, Eastern Europe is more poor than Western European countries, I wonder why.
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism]] - '''NO.'''
*[[File:Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]] - I dream of everything ''but'' a Europe consisting of 1,000 Lichtensteins.
*[[File:ElonMusk.png]] [[Capitalist Transhumanism|Muskism]] - Stop interfering with our political affairs, you narcissist! <small>And our EVs are superior to your Tesla.</small>
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism#Trumpism|Trumpism]] - [https://youtu.be/rznceJMsnlI?si=sYdRMD4A1Ip-SOXc Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr President, fuck off!]