Editing Classical Conservatism (section)

===Adversaries===
*[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought]] - Bugger off, you have brought degeneracy to our blessed land!
*[[File:Clib.png]] [[Classical Liberalism]] - Started [[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism|this]] degeneracy. <s>But we both have a [[File:Conlib.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|child]].</s>
*[[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism]] - Bloody hell, what an utter buffoon!
*[[File:Radlib.png]] [[Radicalism]] - Sort yourself out, young man! This is NOT how society shall be run!
**{{Alias|Radlib.png|Radicalism|C'mon, that's so uncool. Why shouldn't we run society this way?}}
*[[File:Civnat.png]] [[Civic Nationalism]] - Revolutions of 1848, NEVER FORGET! You nationalist scums opposed our glorious conservative monarchies!
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - Good Lord! That is rather disgusting!
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - Good heavens! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?!
*[[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism]] - Sod off and get back in the kitchen. Make some pudding, would you?
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - Claims to "support anarchism but not anarchy", but I'm not buying that rubbish.
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Language, young lady, or man, or... whatever the bloody hell you are!
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]] - Why, this is completely nonsensical!
*[[File:Pirat.png]] [[Hydrarchy]] - Absolutely vile! You and your band of thieves will never rule the waves! <small><s>you used to be excellent privateers</s></small>
*[[File:Jacobin.png]] [[Jacobinism]] - The Fr*nch Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the Western world! 
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Are you taking the piss out of me?
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - The destroyer of all tradition! Never will you come to the United Kingdom of Great Britain!
*[[File:Frankfurt.png]] [[Frankfurt School]] - No, you degenerate [[File:Cultural Marxism.png]] [[Neo-Marxism|Cultural Marxist]], the enlightenment did not lead to "totalitarianism", or whatever ideology that you so happen to speak of. It leads to the formation of degenerates like you. Speak for yourself, you hypocrite! You have just started a second enlightenment with your despicable ideas.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - You sir, are not a conservative, and you will never be as dominant in the world as I had been, so keep on dreaming, you cock-up!! Also how dare you bomb my great nation you barbaric Hun!
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - It would be very wise of you to leave my country, you barbarians!
*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva]] - Oh lord, you barbaric pagans must stop with this idiocy! Britain civilized India!
*[[File:Gamer.png]] [[Alt-Right|Gamers]] - Right! Stop playing those motion picture games and browsing the interwebs at once! They will rot your brains! <s>What? Victoria? I should give that a try perhaps...</s>
*[[File:Corbynism-ball.png]] [[Democratic Socialism|Corbynism]] - Silence! I will put soap in your mouth for your utterly disgraceful speeches!