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I will ram a Volkswagen into your private concentration camp! *[[File:Cfash.png]] [[Clerical Fascism]], [[File:AusFash.png]] [[Austrofascism]] & [[File:Positive Christianity.png]] [[Positive Christianity]] - Same about your religious institutions! Shoot the priest/rabbi/imam, burn the church/mosque! *[[File:Christy.png]] [[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[File:JewTheo.png]] [[:Category:Theocracies|Theocracies]] - I'll molotov your [*insert religious institution*]! You represent everything wrong with the old world! *[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism]] - C4 your gothic castles! We're not going back to Antiquity or the Dark Ages or whatever hellish nightmare you've dreamed up! Maybe I'll give you a taste of your own medicine and use your own, old, savage torture techniques on you. *[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism]] - Time to start a serf led revolt against you! I'll molotov your manor and burn you alive! *[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - F*ck the state and racism! I will gas all your SS officers! **{{Alias|Nazi.png|Nazism|Stupid (((Anarchist pawn))), Anarchism shall fall once ze reich rises again! HEIL HITLER- '''*Dies from poisonous gas*'''}} *[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - Fuck your permanent revolution, I will icepick you twice. *[[File: LeftCom.png]] [[Italian Left Communism]] - Molotov you armchair! *[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] and [[File:Orthlen.png]] [[Leninism]] - Don't care about your "violent revolution", you are just an authoritarian state capitalist. Molotov at your collective farms! *[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] and [[file:MLM.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism-Maoism]] - People's war? More like my war! I'm coming for your rural training camps! *[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Another authoritarian state capitalist. Molotov at your sweatshops! *[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - I will kill Big Brother! *[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] - Maybe stay at using conventional explosives? Also, nuking everyone devolves humanity into tribalistic ooga-booga state, which is very moronic. *[[File:Ochlo.png]] [[Ochlocracy]] - No, this isn't insurrection. Fuck off before I will shoot the oppressive mob. *[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - This also isn't insurrection. Molotov at your mosques! *[[File:Anpacf.png]] [[Anarcho-Pacifism]] - Pacifism simply promotes the preservation of the status quo in the absence of actual opposition to the authorities. Less hippie flower nonsense, and more dakka. **{{Alias|Anpacf.png|Anarcho-Pacifism|Come on, brother, why all this violence? Can't we all just get along- '''*Dies from a firework covered in flowers*'''}} *[[File:Philan.png]] [[Philosophical Anarchism]] - You are just as pathetic as [[File:Anpacf.png]] him, even if you are my grandpa. Get off the armchair, geezer, and start blowing up police stations. *[[File:Anarchristian.png]] [[Christian Anarchism]] - And another pathetic anarchist. *[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Trumpism]] - Yes, I AM a violent anarchist, what about it? Maybe just blow the Capitol up next time instead of prancing around it in Viking hats. I will C4 your border wall. **{{Alias|Trumpism.png|Right-Wing Populism|You anarchists are all the same, you're gonna make America fall to the ground- '''*Dies from bombs placed under the White House*'''}} *[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolute Monarchism]] - Molotov at your palaces! *[[File:Krater.png]] [[Kraterocracy]] - *killed using blunt force* *[[File:Hmind.png]] [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] - *personality removed, body absorbed into the collective* *[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - NAP has no meaning to me and destroying property '''IS''' real anarchy. I tread where I please. **{{Alias|Ancapf.png|Anarcho-Capitalism|"Tread where you please", you say? Maybe you're a fucking COMMIE TYRANT IN DENIAL- '''*Gets shot and the NAP is ripped to shreds*'''}} *[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - You're committing crimes for all the wrong reasons. I'll hogtie you and force you to watch me burn all your black money. *[[File:Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy]] - Molotov at your treasury. I don't care about the money anyway. *[[ File: Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - Sarin at your boardrooms! *[[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy]] - You claim that plebs are incompetent at running the state. As if I care, this pleb is here to intentionally destroy it instead. Molotov at your laboratories! *[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - The Antifa wanted to bash you or hang you upside down. I won't be so merciful! Your death is going to be more... painful. *[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] and [[File: 3way.png]] [[Third Way]]- Why yes... I am a terrorist... And? Also thanks for having your embassies around for letting me practice my molotov throwing. *[[File: Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - I'll loot your stores and when I'm done I'll have great targets to practice my molotov throwing! *[[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Putinism]]& [[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]]-And Molotov on you,rashist scum. *[[File:PolState.png]] [[Police Statism]] - ACAB! 1312 [[File:Insarch.png]] [[File:Gun.png]] [[File:Dead Cop.png]] *[[File:Fishe.png]] {{PHB|Hobbessianism}} - Yes, my life is solitary, poor (not that I care about the money), nasty, and brutish, but it's YOUR life that's gonna be short. I'll burn your social contract to ashes and stab the Leviathan in the head! *[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]] - I have hacked tens of your annoying pups to pieces. You, Colonel, are no exception. **{{Alias|Strato.png|File:Strato.png|'''''BARK BARK BARK!''''' (DEPLOY THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX) *launches a massive barrage*}} **{{Alias|Insarch.png|File:Insarch.png|You... killed a man... but not the idea! The state... will burn once more! *dies*}} *[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Unlike Antifa, I will actually mow your tiki torch mob down with my AK-47. *[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - Your nothing more than a slightly more mainstream version of the above, too afraid to admit his true reactionary views. Your 'Facts and logic' may work against woke, infantile, college students, but it just encourages me to show you my collection of molotovs. *[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - Set up a cross - get crucified, wear a sheet - get strangled. *[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - I'll blow your helicopter out of the sky with my RPG-7! *[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism]] - I don't care about pink paint. I will C4 your gay bar. **{{Alias|Statlib.png|State Liberalism|HOW ''DARE'' YOU DEFY THE NEW WORLD ORDER! '''GENDERQUEER DEATH SQUADS, ''SHOOT TO-''''' '''*Gets blown up by a flying Molotov*'''}} *[[File:IllibDem.png]] [[Illiberal Democracy]] - Molotov at your parliament, AK-47 at your deputies, C4 at your polling stations, and sarin at your voters! *[[File:Illum.png]] [[Illuminatism]] - I'll blind your Eye of Providence. *[[File:Socauth.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism]] - Molotov at your hospitals! Kick the tyrant while he is down! *[[File:BritFash.png]] [[British Fascism]] - Haha, Norsefire goes bum-bum. **{{Alias|BritFash.png|British Fascism|Damn you and your terrorist masks!}} *[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Cyanide in your reproduction machines! **{{Alias|Ford.png|Fordism|Fucking savage, here, try some Soma- '''*Gets blown up after swallowing a Pill-Sized bomb*'''}} *[[File:Authoritarian Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]] - I will blow up the horny jail from the inside out. *[[File: Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism]] - Did you seriously get triggered all because I stomped on your flag and lit it up? I'll do it again until you break down you pathetic jingoist! *[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] - Your small town isn't safe you irrelevant, geriatric, isolationist! *[[File:Ecofash.png]] [[Eco-Fascism]] and [[File:Tucn-EcoAuth.png]] [[Eco-Authoritarianism]] - I'll burn down all your forests and nuke your solar-powered gas chambers! *[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - I WILL DISASEMBLE YOUR CHILDISH EMPIRE, COLONY BY COLONY, LIKE LEGO, UNTIL YOU FINALLY BREAK, AND ADMIT... YOU LOST! Summary: Please note that all contributions to Polcompball Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see pcb w:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! 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