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Do not fill this in!==Relationships== ===Union Buddies=== * [[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Syndicates should be the backbone of the workers. * [[File:ProlIntern.png]] [[Internationalism]] - Solidarity forever! * [[File:GeoSynd.png]] [[Geosyndicalism]] - You utilized the tenants to organize unions along syndicalist lines. * [[File:Greensynd.png]] [[Green Syndicalism]] - Me but more eco-friendly. * [[File:AnSynd.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism]] - My anarchist son who continues my legacy. * [[File:Mutalist.png]] [[Mutualism]] - Petit bourgeois, but I wouldn't exist without the influence of you and Marx. * [[File:Marxfem.png]] [[Marxist Feminism]] - A union man has a happy life when he's got a union wife! * [[File:Protect.png]] [[Protectionism]] - Free trade destroys our union jobs. * [[File:TonyBenn.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Bennism]] - Thanks for your support. Miner Amnesty Now! * [[File:Libsoc.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism]] - Unions do a good job at self-management, so why do we need the state? ===Non-Union Workers=== * [[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - You are so centralised and obsessed with your version of socialism. All I want is better jobs, wages and benefits, man. Can you shut up about nationalisation for a second? * [[File:Indust.png]] [[Industrialism]] - What would we workers be without the factories we work in, and vice versa? Also, you need to be responsible and ensure our children have clean air to breathe. * [[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - You're based, but I wish people would stop confusing my son for you. It’s getting old. * [[File:Ormarxf.png]] [[Marxism]] - You showed how we are the most revolutionary, most powerful class that ought to take control of our economy; however, at times you do fall into the trap of mechanistic determinism, and also the dictatorship of the proletariat reinforces the master and slave relationship. Also, Blanquism and Positivism have decomposed you, but I will save your theory from them. * [[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - I like your economics, but centralisation is awful, and there's a reason the USSR decayed back into capitalism. * [[File:Natsynd.png]] [[National Syndicalism]] - Nation, tradition and authority are contentious topics between us. * [[File:Monsynd.png]] [[Monarcho-Syndicalism]] - Why are you a royalist? * [[File:Ecosoc.png]] [[Eco-Socialism]] - Don't you know that mineworkers are among some of the most revolutionary workers? * [[File:Lpop.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism]] - Good friend who helps us organise for the general strike, but we don't need the support of "the people", just the unions. * [[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - Trotsky shot Kronstadt workers, but Militant supported the NUW strike. * [[File:Orthlen.png]] [[Leninism]] - Sorel became a great supporter of you and your revolution in the last years of his life. But you also shot Kronstadt workers. * [[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - Same as above. You started as a [[File:Fasci.png]] trade unionist movement, but you're still dubious. Also, despite you claiming to follow his ideas, Sorel didn't like you, despite him praising Mussolini... ===Bosses and Scabs=== *[[File:Ghandi.png]] [[Gandhian Socialism]] - Violence will save the world from barbarism! * [[File:Left_Reformism.png]] [[Reformism]] - “The optimist in politics is an inconstant and even dangerous man, because he takes no account of the great difficulties presented by his projects; these projects seem to him to possess a force of their own which tends to bring about their realization all the more easily as, in his opinion, they are destined to produce more happiness. He frequently thinks that small reforms of the political system and, above all, of government personnel will be sufficient to direct the movement of society in such a way as to mitigate those evils of the modern world which seem so hideous to sensitive souls. As soon as his friends come to power he declares that it is necessary to let things alone for a while, not to be too hasty, and to learn to be content with whatever their good intentions suggest; it is not always self-interest that dictates these expressions of satisfaction, as people have often believed: self-interest is strongly aided by vanity and by the illusions of poor-quality philosophy. The optimist moves with remarkable ease from revolutionary anger to the most ridiculous social pacifism.” * [[File:Bernst.png]] [[Reformist Marxism]] - “You can’t destroy a society by using the organs which are there to preserve it, any class that wants to liberate itself must create its own organs." * [[File:Blanqui.png]] [[Blanquism]] - The reason why Marxism is at a decline. You hate him, yet your followers infiltrated his theories. <small>What do you mean you support strikes??</small> * [[File:Yellsoc.png]] [[Yellow Socialism]] - Class collaboratist reactionary posing as me. * [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - You claim to support the workers, yet you busted all trade unions and let only your puppet union exist. * [[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism]] - While rural workers deserve freedom too, they cannot be revolutionary because unions just don't work the same in capitalist farms. * [[File:Guildsoc.png]] [[Guild Socialism]] - HAHA, do you really think that trade guilds are capable of being revolutionary against capitalism? * [[File:LeftCom.png]] [[Italian Left Communism]] - In what way does a free organisation of working men distract from true socialism, you armchair lover? * [[File:Deleon.png]] [[De Leonism]] - Still coping with being kicked out of the IWW. Your "socialist industrial unionism" with its centralisation, use of the party-form, and authoritarian structure, is nothing but Blanquist. * [[File:Councom.png]] [[Council Communism]] - I’m a real form of workers’ organisation. Stop attacking me. * [[File:Statesoc.png]] [[State Socialism]] - "One of the outstanding tasks of the proletariat is, obviously, to combat with every possible means the extension of the state and to free social life from the intervention of state functionaries. Statism is the ideal of the petty bourgeoisie; it is the exact opposite of socialism." * [[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism]] - Keep coping about the incoming general strike, which will destroy you. * [[File:Socdem.png]] [[Social Democracy]] - Preserver of capital whose entire aim is to submit the proletariat into social pacifism by slightly weakening capitalist power with concessions only to stabilise it in the long term. * [[File:Corptism.png]] [[Corporatism]] - Class collaboration will only pacify the worker and distract from what's important! * [[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]] - “Marx believed that the democratic regime has the advantage that, as workers are no longer attracted to fighting the monarchy or the aristocracy, the notion of class becomes easier to grasp. Experience teaches us the opposite; democracy is quite good at preventing the advance of socialism, by diverting workers’ minds toward trade-unionism under government protection.” *[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - So you call yourself the Labour Party, yet you don't like labour unions. Curious. * [[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Union busting welfare lover. * [[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - I couldn't think of a more natural enemy. * [[File:Mediacracy.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - Stop making us look bad, dammit! * [[File:Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy]] - Put your money where your mouth is. *[[File:Libconserv3.png]] [[Liberal Conservatism]] - No, you're not going to bust my trade unions! *[[File:Pinkerton.png]] [[Police Statism]] - Stop strike-breaking and espionage, you corporate puppet. *[[File:Infraicon.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Hazism]] - So you call yourself a socialist, yet you don't like Netflix and Starbucks union workers. Curious. 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