Editing National Bolshevism (section)

===Semi-Gang===
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - My son who reintroduced my theories into the real world. But why don't you like your [[File:Nazi.png]] grandpa? I know he killed Russians but so did [[File:Flang.png]] he, you gotta learn to forgive and forget, son. <s>Also why have you become anti-nationalist recently?</s>
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] - Agrarian socialist ethno-states are based. Please don't kill my intellectual reactionary friends though.
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - You also combine German and Soviet totalitarianism, but you don't really care about race nor class. How generic.
*[[File:Natcom.png]] [[National Communism]] - We're almost an ideological match in regards to strong nationalism, but flirting with progressivism is just degenerate, and you are too moderate in regards to racism towards hereditary reactionaries, and fascism isn't bad, he is just jealous that I am going to become his successor who takes his ideas to the next level.
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism]] - Another culturally-right socialist. Most of you are moderates who need more fascism and totalitarianism. Sorry, but [[File:Reactsoc.png]] you on steroids is still more based. That being said, some of your members like Haz are a great exception, whose a really f*cking epic Dugin enjoyer, and support me and my ideas even if he openly denies it and sometimes calls me a "liberal" for working with the Russian opposition.
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Putinism]] - I support your war against eurolibtards and you like the GREAT Soviet past (at least aesthetcially), but you're too pro-corporate. Still much better than Y*ltsin. Also Possibly a Liberal Jew...
*[[File:Councom.png]] [[Council Communism]] - Usually a cringe internationalist, but council-centric systems helped inspire me.
*[[File:Jnaz.png]] [[Jewish-Nazism]] - He also is hated by both his parents! Also, he hates Jews as much as I do! But he still is one, so that kinda sucks.
*[[File:Lehi.png]] [[Revisionist Zionism|Sternism]] - Jews that formerly supported Nazi collaboration, but later sympathized with the USSR.
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - Good comrade but what's up with this internationalism and cultural revolution bullcrap? At least you inspired that very based [[File:Francofreda.png]] Franco Freda, a true Nazi-Maoist comrade for sure.
*[[File:Leftnat.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism]] - You may have been a good steppingstone for my praxis, but you are WAY too moderate, and even worse your hate for imperialism, and how you sometimes try to HELP or even REPRESENT the will of those disgusting minorities is just cancer. I'm not letting you join the GANG unless you drop your cringe progressivism and become a BASED racist totalitarian like me.
*[[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - You could have been helping me infiltrate liberal democracies but you're too busy spending time with degenerates. How pitiful.
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism]] - Traditionalism is based but feudalism weakens the nation. Why can't you understand that central control is needed for our great socialist ethnostate?
*[[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism]] - I didn't say that socialist racial states can't be made by <small><s>inferiors</s></small> blacks... based! But stop hating on '''BASED''' whites. Despite that, and many of you being descended from hereditary reactionaries, some of your views are fairly based, especially those wanting "Black Juche" which sounds really epic <s>Now if only we can get [[File:Wjuche.png]] white Juche.</s> Though we probably will need to remain separate in our own ethnostates, since most of you are not of the master race and thus cannot become "true" communists, [[w:Beness_Aijo|although one of you is 100% <big>/'''OUR'''GUY/</big> and has proven to us that a true Afro-Slavo-Proletaryan does in fact exist.]]
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - Your economics are cringe and so is your gun rights, but your foreign policy would be a useful measure to end US imperialism and you would certainly weaken American power for us to invade you and create our glorious national-internationale. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLf4dKcFCFo Oh, and Haz did it better.]
*[[File:Natlib.png]] [[National Libertarianism]] - Improved version of above *specially if we talk about your alt-self [[File:AltBert.png]].
*[[File:TuckerCarlson.png]] [[Alt-Lite|Carlsonism]] - I wish the day you become the main representative of the GOP and win the elections. The day I turn on the old TV and see the breaking news of you getting 270 is in my dreams, that is the day Nazbol gang shall fully thrive. <s> Still too moderate for me </s>
*[[File:Crusade of Romanianism.png]] [[Crusade of Romanianism]] - Me but libertarian and anti-nazi.
*[[File:Imp.png]] [[Imperialism]] - <b>'''ABSOLUTELY DEPLORABLE!!!'''</b> But also says I like him when I don't, Genghis Khan wasn't imperialist ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKkMYyidae4&t=301s and was a GREAT man along with Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot]) and neither was the Roman Empire! also Dengist China's means of dealing with minorities is BASED! You know, Scratch that. Imperialism is ONLY bad when it is done by the "West" <s>basically anyone I see as my enemy</s>... Otherwise it's <big><b>BASED!!!</b></big>
*[[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] [[Dengism#Xi_Jinping_Era_(2012-Present)|Xi Jinping Thought]] - Han supremacist socialism? Concentration camps for ethnic minorities! Based! Just be less capitalist and less friendly to Israel and you will be perfect. (your [[File:Pinkie-icon.png]] fangirls and [[File:ChenQuanguo.png]] Xinjiang enforcer are even better) However, you are far too economically and socially moderate for my liking, but still.
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Matthew Heimbach announced that the [[File:TWP.png]] TWP was going to take a more familiar current. <small>Stop calling me a Judeobolshevik, we hate Jews too :(</small>
*[[File:Hfash.png]] [[Homofascism]] - A revisionist f*g and hereditary reactionary who weakens the race with their judeo-capitalist degeneracy but at the same time we're also brothers in spirit in a way since we both attempt to combine the values of the left and right and are thus shunned by both sides for it, even if you're just a reverse of me on the economic-cultural axis. <s><small>and we're also the only two who both secretly ship Hitler with Stalin unironically...</small></s>
*[[File:Strans.png]] [[Stransserism]] - '''...''' '''<big>''WHAT?''</big>'''