Editing Zionism (section)

==Relationships==
===בעלות הברית (Allies)===
*[[File:Bibi.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Bibism]] - Thanks for fighting for my existence.
*[[File:Greez.png]] [[Eco-Nationalism|Green Zionism]] - We must protect our homeland's environment.
*[[File:Relzion.png]] [[Religious Zionism]] - My more religious self.
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism]] - Ben-Gurion founded the state of Israel!
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - Calls me his greatest ally. I help him out a lot. We can disagree in Qatar and Franco, but that's the least.
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] and [[File:Neobert.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism]] - Gib me monies! ._.
*[[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism]] - My advert supporters in the West.
*[[File:Confess.png]] [[Confessionalism]] - Even though I am democratic, political parties cannot deny that "Israel is a state of the Jewish people".
*[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism]] - She is a foregin Jew that supports Israel's right to exist.
*[[File:AmericanModel 1.png]] [[American Model]] - The first country to recognize Israel and sends weapons each year. Sorry about USS Liberty, though.
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Trumpism]] - You rightfully recognized Jerusalem as my capital.
*[[File:ArthurBalfour.png]] [[Imperialism|Balfourism]] - Thanks for supporting me back in the day.
*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva]] - Thanks for your support, Israel-India friendship forever! <s>[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1gDzysUUAIrpDd.jpg I forgot to add you in the lists that supported me], thanks for reminding. What do you mean that some of you like [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|him]]?</s>
*[[File:Kemal.png]] [[Kemalism]] - Ataturk sheltered Jewish refugees from Germany during WW2 and Turkey was the first Muslim country to recognize Israel. You've become more critical of us in the past few years however.
*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism]] - Similar to the above and my friend of the east, even if I voted against you in the past.
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism]] - Finally a Queer that likes me and understands that Muslims throw Homosexuals off rooftops. <s>Ignore that same sex marriage is illegal in Israel aside for now.</s>
*[[File:Horshu.png]] [[Horseshoe Centrism]] - All anti-Zionists are jihadists, neo-Nazis or far-left extremists!
*[[File:Georgist.png]] [[Georgism]] - Herzl supported you. Tax the holy land, remove Arab rent-seekers!
*[[File:LDP(Japan).png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism#Japan|Japan LDPism]] - Thanks to you, Japan recognizes Israel as a state. R.I.P Mr. Abe.
*[[File:Zoroastrian Theocracy.png]] [[Zoroastrian Theocracy]] - When Persia was good before [[File:Shia.png]] that towelhead ruined everything.
*[[File:Cball-Persia.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism|Iranian Opposition]] - One day, the Islamic regime will fall and the Iranian people will be free!
*[[File:Theodemocracy.png]] [[Theodemocracy]] - Israel is very important to Mormons, but please stop the wild theories, please?
*[[File:Evangelical.png]] [[Protestant Theocracy#Evangelicalism|Evangelical Theocracy]] - My most enthusiastic Christian supporter.
*[[File:MLK Jr.png]] [[Christian Socialism|MLKism]] - "When people critize Zionists, they mean Jews. They're talking about Anti-Semitism." -Letter to an anti-Zionist friend <s>Totally wasn't forged for our own agenda, considering he never publish it and was critical of Israel.</s>
*[[File:BombardiroCrocodillo.png]] <s>[[Satirism|Bombardiro Crocodillo]] - <abbr title="A fucking flying alligator who flies and bombs children in Gaza, Palestine. He doesn't believe in Allah, and he loves bombs. He feeds on the spirit of your mother. And if you translated all that, then you're an asshole. Don't break the joke, whore.">Un fottuto alligatore volante, cche vola e bombarda i bambini a Gaza, in Palestina. Non crede in Allah, e ama le bombe. Si nutre dello spirito di tua madre. E se hai tradotto tutto questo, allora sei uno stronzo. Non rompere la battuta, prostituta. “</abbr></s>

===מְפוּקפָּק (Questionable)===
*[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] - Judaism is our traditional religion, but our movement was founded on [[File:JewishAtheism.png]] secular grounds.
*[[File:Fed.png]] [[Federalism]] - Are you sure your federation plan would work?
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I banned your party after the Hebron shooting and condemned you as a terrorist. <s>Ben-Gvir can still own a seat in our parliament, and many of us praise you as a hero!</s>
*[[File:Muslim_2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - You reject our peace treaties, attack us first, and then play victim when we defend ourselves! Israel exists, deal with it! Most of you are all terrorists that want to commit anudda Holocaust!! (No but seriously please stop shooting rockets at us, also please stop doing the whole terrorism thing.) Some Muslim countries such as Jordan and Morocco are good for willing to make peace, though.
*[[File:Islamic Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] - Why do most of you hate me? I am one of the most democratic countries in the Middle East. I am not even [[File:Herrenvolkdem.png]] him, since even Muslims are allowed to vote. Some of you like Lebanon and Pakistan even simp for [[File:Hamas.png]] this scumbag. At least you are more democratic than the above, and some of you are good like Albania and Kosovo.
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] & [[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - Thank you for all the international aid and support. However, a lot of you believe in anti-semitic theories that I control the governments and run "a new order".
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Putinism]] - He may pretend to oppose me for "anti-imperialist" reasons in recent years through Russia Today and Grayzone's propaganda, but we have quite good relations in practice and I need to maintain good relations with Russia to keep bombing Syria. 
*[[File:Zelensky.png]] [[National Liberalism|Zelenskyism]] - Fellow Jew! But I voted against you in the UN.<ref>https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.timesofisrael.com/in-shift-israel-votes-against-un-motion-reaffirming-ukraines-territorial-integrity/amp/</ref>
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - China and Israel are quite good trade partners and I appreciate his general apathy towards regional conflicts. However, your followers in the west are really annoying. 
*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] - Just make up your mind!
*[[File:TodorZhivkov.png]] [[National Communism|Zhivkovism]] - One of the few communist leaders who was against antisemitism and fought against it. One of your nicknames is even “the savior of the Bulgarian Jews”! But please stop arming Arafat and the Palestinians.
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]] [[File:Đổi Mới.png]] - Ho Chi Minh himself once met David Ben-Gurion in person and offered to build a Zionist government in exile in Indochina. We've done military cooperation too. However, you later soured on me.
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - I am progressive when compared to most of the Middle East (and Muslim-majority countries as a whole), but recently many of you on Twitter and TikTok have come out as ignorant activists in support of Hamas.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Barack Obama may have condemned my settlements in the West Bank but I will be forever thankful for him providing me the Iron Dome and historic billion-dollar arms deals.
*[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [[Nordic Model]] - Some of you recognize me, others not, and you're worsening relationships with me these last years, what happened? Also, Olof Palme, Greta Thunberg and PewDiePie suck.
*[[File:Honk.png]] [[Satirism]] - Some of you such as Latuff mock us, but some of you such as Eretz Nehederet mock anti-semites.
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - You may despise NATO but Avigdor Eskin supports both of us and Moshe Feiglin also wants to break with the US.
*[[File:PNL(France).png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Integral Neo-Darwinism]] - You say ugly things about my people but also praise the Netanyahu government.
*[[File:Showa-kanmuri.png]] [[Showa Statism]] - Thank you for keeping my people safe during WWII! But your sympathy with [[File:Nazi.png]] HIM is unforgivable.
**[[File:Showa-kanmuri.png]] - Don't mention it, <small>sucker</small>
*[[File:Hib.png]] [[Hibernocracy]] - Some Irish guy who claims to be my rival, I'll invite him for Hanukkah anyway.
*[[File:Anjew.png]] [[Jewish Anarchism]] - State-hating traitor! Except for [[File:Trumpeldor.png]] Joseph Trumpeldor and [[File:Kafka.png]] Franz Kafka, they were based, and [[File:AnZion.png]] this is good.

===אנטישמים (Anti-Semites)===
*[[File:Cball-Palestine.png]] [[Separatism|Palestinian Nationalism]] - מכאן פולש! I was here first! This land is mine! Maybe if we could have reached a two-state solution if you weren't trying to kill me all of the time!
*[[File:Anti-Semitic.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Semitism|<s>Anyone i don't like</s> Anti-Semitism}} - You are the reasons Jews need a state to protect themselves.
*[[File:Antizion.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Zionism}} - The Gen Z antisemities. If you don't want us to have our own country, it means you hate our people. 
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - I don't think I need to explain this one.
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] - Can you stop it with the conspiracy theories?
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - Nazi apologist that wants to kill me because of my ethnicity. <s>Although Israel was allied to [[File:Cball-South Africa alt.png]] South Africa and [[File:Cball-Rhodesia.png]] Rhodesia for some time.</s>
*[[File:Jnaz.png]] [[Jewish-Nazism]] - Traitors and self-haters. These are all so-called “Jewish anti-Zionists”.
*[[File:Bundis.png]] [[Bundism]] - My weird self-hating, Marxist, Yiddish-speaking counterpart who prefers to stay outside of his ancestral land.
*[[File:Hamas.png]] [[Jihadism|Hamasism]] - The greatest enemy of Israel and its people. YOU ATTACKED US FIRST NOW YOU SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!! 
*[[File:Absoc.png]] [[Arab Socialism]] - Tried to destroy me but failed miserably! And deporting Jews backfired on you MASSIVELY, since they went to Israel.
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - We Mossaded the Assad!
*[[File:Khomenewicon.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - Genocidal anti-semitic Islamist theocracy who wants to erase the only home for us Jews, it is a shame to see Persia did a complete 180 from the time when we [[File:Cyrus.png]] used to be friends. Goodbye Nasrallah, you won't be missed! Goodbye to your supreme leader too!
**[[File:Cball-US.png]] - Don't worry I got your back, they can't hurt you. <s>When am I receiving that AIPAC donation you promised?</s>
*[[File:PanArab.png]] [[Pan-Nationalism|Pan-Arabism]] - The Arabs are home to many countries, you do not need another!
*[[File:RecepTayyipErdogan.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism|Erdoğanism]] - You ruined Turkey and support H*mas. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ii_hZZ2uaI (Luckily I have the proof!)]
*[[File:RevProg.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism]] - Shut up, you far-left anti-Semite! Won't you understand that Hamas would execute you?
**{{Alias|RevProg.png|Revolutionary Progressivism|Hamas wil be eliminated after you are. Both of you are theocratic reactionaries!}}
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism]] - YOU WERE THE ONE WHO EXPELLED ALL OF US FROM OUR LAND IN THE FIRST PLACE, FUCK YOU!
*[[File:ErichMielke.png]] [[Police Statism|Mielkism]] - Another Socialist German Jew hater, the German Democratic Republic is like another Nazi Germany.
*[[File:Franco-alt.png]] [[Francoism]] and [[File:Salazar.png]] [[Salazarism]] - Even though you protected Jews during the Holocaust and did not participate in World War II, you both are still Fascists that simped for the Axis Powers (including [[File:Nazi.png]] him). I'm glad Portugal is doing better now, while Spain is still bad <s>and as a result of Palestine's recognition I will demand recognition for Catalonian independence</s>. The Allies should have defeated you both in WWII.
*[[File:Pron.png]] [[Peronism]] - Simps for Hitler and harbors Nazis and Ustase. How do you like your little Eichmann being captured, tried, and executed? <s>Thanks for creating a Jewish wing in your party, combatting antisemitism, creating Jewish institutes, and sending humanitarian aid during the 50s.</s>
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - Fake Korea.
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - Simps for Arabs and other Anti-Zionists. But thanks for saving us from the Ustase.
*[[File:Gaddaficap.png]] [[Gaddafism]] - Rest in hell, you won't be missed HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*[[File:Chavismo.png]] [[Chavismo]] - Same with you.
*[[File:Blackzio.png]] [[Black Zionism]] - What the fuck are you lmfaoooooooo
*[[File:Latuff.png]] [[Satirism|Latuffism]] - Why do you always call me [[File:Ziombie.png]] a Ziombie? You are anti-semitic! And you simp for Islamist fundamentalist terrorists like Hamas too.
*[[File:Crusadism.png]] [[Crusadism]] - Sorry bro, this is my land. Deal with it. <s>But I copied your tactics in my war against Hamas. I hope we can kick out Saracens once and for all.</s>
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] - "'''WAAAAAAAAH muh tax moneys!!!1!111!11!'''" Cry about it.
*[[File:Black Islamism.png]] [[Black Islamism]] - You… ARE A FREAK!
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - '''אתה גנב!  אתה גנב!''' 
*[[File:WPSkin.png]] {{PCBA|White Power Skinheadism}} - When I'll be done with you, I will tell the world that the breaks broke in your car!
*[[File:Blm.png]] [[Left-Wing Populism|Black Lives Matter]] - Woke Hamas supporter! Unlike what you think, the USA did not invent slavery. We were slaves in Egypt centuries before the first black slaves came to America.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - You helped to finance the Arabs in 1967! You funded the PLO! Not to even mention that all of the accusations of Israel being a "fascist" and "colonialist" state echo decades-long Soviet propaganda!
*<s>[[File:Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy]] - DIE!11!1!</s><ref>https://cpj.org/2025/02/deadliest-year-on-record-for-journalists-70-killed-by-israel/</ref><br>