Editing Zionism (section)

===מְפוּקפָּק (Questionable)===
*[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy]] - Judaism is our traditional religion, but our movement was founded on [[File:JewishAtheism.png]] secular grounds.
*[[File:Fed.png]] [[Federalism]] - Are you sure your federation plan would work?
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism]] - I banned your party after the Hebron shooting and condemned you as a terrorist. <s>Ben-Gvir can still own a seat in our parliament, and many of us praise you as a hero!</s>
*[[File:Muslim_2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy]] - You reject our peace treaties, attack us first, and then play victim when we defend ourselves! Israel exists, deal with it! Most of you are all terrorists that want to commit anudda Holocaust!! (No but seriously please stop shooting rockets at us, also please stop doing the whole terrorism thing.) Some Muslim countries such as Jordan and Morocco are good for willing to make peace, though.
*[[File:Islamic Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] - Why do most of you hate me? I am one of the most democratic countries in the Middle East. I am not even [[File:Herrenvolkdem.png]] him, since even Muslims are allowed to vote. Some of you like Lebanon and Pakistan even simp for [[File:Hamas.png]] this scumbag. At least you are more democratic than the above, and some of you are good like Albania and Kosovo.
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] & [[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite]] - Thank you for all the international aid and support. However, a lot of you believe in anti-semitic theories that I control the governments and run "a new order".
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Putinism]] - He may pretend to oppose me for "anti-imperialist" reasons in recent years through Russia Today and Grayzone's propaganda, but we have quite good relations in practice and I need to maintain good relations with Russia to keep bombing Syria. 
*[[File:Zelensky.png]] [[National Liberalism|Zelenskyism]] - Fellow Jew! But I voted against you in the UN.<ref>https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.timesofisrael.com/in-shift-israel-votes-against-un-motion-reaffirming-ukraines-territorial-integrity/amp/</ref>
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - China and Israel are quite good trade partners and I appreciate his general apathy towards regional conflicts. However, your followers in the west are really annoying. 
*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] - Just make up your mind!
*[[File:TodorZhivkov.png]] [[National Communism|Zhivkovism]] - One of the few communist leaders who was against antisemitism and fought against it. One of your nicknames is even “the savior of the Bulgarian Jews”! But please stop arming Arafat and the Palestinians.
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]] [[File:Đổi Mới.png]] - Ho Chi Minh himself once met David Ben-Gurion in person and offered to build a Zionist government in exile in Indochina. We've done military cooperation too. However, you later soured on me.
*[[File:Prog-u.png]] [[Progressivism]] - I am progressive when compared to most of the Middle East (and Muslim-majority countries as a whole), but recently many of you on Twitter and TikTok have come out as ignorant activists in support of Hamas.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Barack Obama may have condemned my settlements in the West Bank but I will be forever thankful for him providing me the Iron Dome and historic billion-dollar arms deals.
*[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [[Nordic Model]] - Some of you recognize me, others not, and you're worsening relationships with me these last years, what happened? Also, Olof Palme, Greta Thunberg and PewDiePie suck.
*[[File:Honk.png]] [[Satirism]] - Some of you such as Latuff mock us, but some of you such as Eretz Nehederet mock anti-semites.
*[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - You may despise NATO but Avigdor Eskin supports both of us and Moshe Feiglin also wants to break with the US.
*[[File:PNL(France).png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Integral Neo-Darwinism]] - You say ugly things about my people but also praise the Netanyahu government.
*[[File:Showa-kanmuri.png]] [[Showa Statism]] - Thank you for keeping my people safe during WWII! But your sympathy with [[File:Nazi.png]] HIM is unforgivable.
**[[File:Showa-kanmuri.png]] - Don't mention it, <small>sucker</small>
*[[File:Hib.png]] [[Hibernocracy]] - Some Irish guy who claims to be my rival, I'll invite him for Hanukkah anyway.
*[[File:Anjew.png]] [[Jewish Anarchism]] - State-hating traitor! Except for [[File:Trumpeldor.png]] Joseph Trumpeldor and [[File:Kafka.png]] Franz Kafka, they were based, and [[File:AnZion.png]] this is good.