Editing Police Statism (section)

==Relationships==
===Officer Crew===

*[[File:Donut Theory.png]] Donuts - Mmmmm... I like donuts!
*[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy]] - My more extreme self. Go get those criminals, my boy!
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy]] - Gotta love those Pinkertons!
*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism]] - Blackshirts? Cracking down hard on mafia and crime? The trains run on time? Based.
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism]] - Brownshirts? Giving police and state security unrestrained power to fight (((them)))? Based.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] and [[File:Natcom-Alt.png]] [[National Communism]] - Most of your societies have been police states. You are great friends of mine!
*[[File:Honecker.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Honeckerism]] - Collecting in-depth files on citizens? Based!
*[[File:Stalin.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Stalinism]] - ''Perfection.''
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism]] and [[File:AuthSoc.png]] [[State Socialism|Authoritarian Socialism]] - Capitalism... Socialism... Who cares as long as it's enforced via the police state!
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism]] - Ditto.
*[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]] - Same as AuthCap and NatCap.
*[[File:Pinochet-hat.png]] [[Pinochetism]] - Helicopters? Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc]] - FREEDOM IS SLAVERY! IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism]] - Support the Hong Kong Police! Blue Lives Matter applies to the people's police as well!
*[[File:ThreeRepresents.png]] [[Dengism|Three Represents]] - Dengism 2.0. You created the GFW, 610 Office, and expanded the labor camp system to crush dissent. RIP legend.
*[[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] [[Dengism|Xi Jinping Thought]] - It's great that you've managed to help me build a full-fledged police state! What you're doing in Hong Kong, Xinjiang and the rest of China is really appreciated.
*[[File:Statlib.png]]  [[State Liberalism]] - More female secret police!
*[[File:Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism]] - I AM the authority!
*[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism]] - I'm pretty essential to his societies.
*[[File:Transh.png]] [[Transhumanism]] - Robocop is based.
*[[File:Showa-kanmuri.png]] [[Showa Statism]] - Peace Preservation Law was based!
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy]] - The only good criminal <s>other than me</s>. I love it when they're in power.
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Thanks for signing that crime bill back in 1994!
*[[File:Confem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism|Karen]] - I often help her defuse the situation with managers.
*[[File:RamaX.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism#Thailand|Network Monarchy]] - Using Lèse-majesté to arrest political opponents, BASED!
*[[File:Thaksin.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Thaksinism]] - Your War on Drugs and handling of the Southern Insurgency was excellent. 
*[[File:Onenatcon.png]] [[One-Nation Conservatism]] - May and Bojo’s crackdowns on illegal immigrants and disruptive demonstrators were so based.
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism]] - The Patriot Act is very based too.
*[[File:Authoritarian_Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]] - I am the Horny Police and you are under arrest. Go to horny jail!
*[[File:Hangman.png]] [[Counter-Enlightenment]] - A bit too old-fashioned, but good at intimidating dissidents and extracting confessions. <s>But stop driving with your headlights off at night!</s>
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism]] - Gestapo was pretty good (but not as good as the [[File:Stasi.png]] Stasi).
*[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy]] - While we both love order, he hates when I do summary executions.

===On Probation===

*[[File:Conserv.png]] [[Conservatism]] - Thank you for creating Blue Lives Matter, but please obey the mask mandates and social distancing rules!
*[[File:Cfash.png]] [[Clerical Fascism]] - You are cool and all but why is the church more important than the police?
*[[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism]] - <s>*shoots on sight*</s> We stopped lynching, now stop whining! We accept black people to be cops as well. And I didn't kill George Floyd!
**[[File:Blacknat.png]] - Everybody saw that video, asshole!
*[[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism]] - A part of me really hates you, but we also accept women into our job, and I'll still protect you from those [[File:IllegMansphere.png]] [[Illegalism|rapists, stalkers, sexual harassers, and domestic abusers]].
*[[File:Hmind.png]] [[Hive-Mind Collectivism]] - It would be harder for me to arrest someone who thinks the same...
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism]] & [[File:Rightpop.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism]] - YOU COMPLETELY TURNED YOUR BACK ON US AT THE CAPITOL PRICK! And we did NOT let them in! <s>Thanks for the inconsistent support anyways. But Paleocon despises the CIA</s>
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right]] -  He likes OVRA and Gestapo, but I hate when he calls the FBI agents [[File:Glowboys.png]] glowies! <s>And how can you call yourself a traditionalist with that [[File:Coomer.png]] [[File:AnWaifu.png]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdQxgvRnfhc browser history]?</s>
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism#Trumpism|Trumpism]] - You were so perfect until you did the Capitol Hill thing...

===Arrested===

*[[File:Consti.png]] [[Constitutionalism]] - I '''AM''' THE LAW!
*[[File:Thar.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism]] - Goddamn hippie, quit protesting before I arrest you!
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|Anarchism without adjectives]] - Doesn't like authority, cringe.
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Horny jail awaits you, maggot!
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Stop throwing those cocktails and get in the car!
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - You're heavily propertarian, you negate taxes, and you're hostile to the state so now you'll have to be arrested for evasion. <s>Private police does seem nice though.</s>
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - I tread where I please.
*[[File:Blackan.png]] [[Black Anarchism]] - Thugs! Criminals! Thieves! <s>*Shoots Blackan on sight*</s>
*[[File:Ancon.png]] [[Anarcho-Conservatism]] - The MAGA movement supports me so why don't you?
*[[File:Anin.png]] [[Anarcho-Individualism]] - Worst. Ideology. Ever.
*[[File:Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]] - You had so much potential but you're a f**king *n*rchist!
*[[File:Ochlo.png]] [[Ochlocracy]] - '''CALM THE F**K DOWN OR ELSE WE'LL ARREST YOU!!!'''
*[[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]] - Get pulled over for speeding.
*[[File:Coolidge.png]] [[National Libertarianism|Coolidgism]] - What do you mean public servants can't strike?
*[[File:Arist.png]] [[Aristocracy]] - No the Nobles are not above law and order you arrogant snob!
*[[File:Revcon.png]] [[Reactionaryism|Revolutionary Conservatism]] and [[File:QAnonism.png]] [[Cultism#QAnon|QAnonism]] - STOP YOUR BOOGALOO! 1/6 NEVER FORGET!
*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] and [[File:Antivaccine.png]] [[Neoluddism|Anti-Vaccine Movement]] - Don't like the enforcement of vaccine mandates during the COVID-19 pandemic? Too bad. Instead of whining like a baby and playing the victim card, how about you get yourselves vaccinated like everyone else? And stop harassing healthcare workers simply for doing their job!
*[[File:Latuff.png]] [[Satirism]] - Fuck you for criticizing the police in Brazil, but on the positive side, [https://x.com/rafa1335/status/1793327937594282165 your crude criticisms backfired and now they're honoring me].

===WANTED===

*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - Reward of $100,000 for anyone who catches this criminal scum, dead or alive.
*[[File:Insarch.png]] [[Insurrectionary Anarchism]] - Reward of $999,999 for anyone who brings in '''HIM!''' (DEAD. ONLY!): Charges: 672 counts of murder, 918 million dollars in property damage, and 85 cases of ars-*gets blown up*
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism]] - You are under arrest for drug dealing! <s>But you are peaceful compared to other anarchists, so I can only fine you.</s>
**{{Alias|Soul.png|Soulism|Laws are a spook. <''teleports away''>}}
*[[File:Anego.png]] [[Anarcho-Egoism]] - Worst anarchist. 
*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - OH, COME ON! THIS IS THE ACTUAL WORST OF ALL! HE IS EVEN NOT IN PRISON, BECAUSE SOMEONE BRIBES EVERYONE TO FREE HIM!
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] -  Charges: War crimes + Suicide bombing + Terrorism + Serial murder + Kidnapping + Rape + Sectarianism + Torture + Propaganda + Child soldiers + Arson + Hijacking + Mutilation + Attempted world domination + Arms trafficking + Destruction of property + Human trafficking = What the Fuck! You're one of the most dangerous criminals! <s>But the Taliban is based.</s>
*[[File:Agorismf.png]] [[Agorism]] - You are under arrest for selling illegal goods. Everything you have will be confiscated and used in your trial as evidence.
*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism]] - The worst of the worst terrorists is the nuclear one. Bring the FBI, Interpol, and CIA to catch this bastard before he nukes something!
*[[File:Biopos.png]] [[Bio-Posadism]] - Another global terrorist, but more focused on bio-weapons. Time to confiscate your tools, and burn down your sinister laboratories into ashes!
*[[File:Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism]] - THEM DAMN DUKE BOYS!