Editing Police Statism (section)

===Arrested===

*[[File:Consti.png]] [[Constitutionalism]] - I '''AM''' THE LAW!
*[[File:Thar.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism]] - Goddamn hippie, quit protesting before I arrest you!
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|Anarchism without adjectives]] - Doesn't like authority, cringe.
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism]] - Horny jail awaits you, maggot!
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - Stop throwing those cocktails and get in the car!
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - You're heavily propertarian, you negate taxes, and you're hostile to the state so now you'll have to be arrested for evasion. <s>Private police does seem nice though.</s>
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - I tread where I please.
*[[File:Blackan.png]] [[Black Anarchism]] - Thugs! Criminals! Thieves! <s>*Shoots Blackan on sight*</s>
*[[File:Ancon.png]] [[Anarcho-Conservatism]] - The MAGA movement supports me so why don't you?
*[[File:Anin.png]] [[Anarcho-Individualism]] - Worst. Ideology. Ever.
*[[File:Hoppef.png]] [[Hoppeanism]] - You had so much potential but you're a f**king *n*rchist!
*[[File:Ochlo.png]] [[Ochlocracy]] - '''CALM THE F**K DOWN OR ELSE WE'LL ARREST YOU!!!'''
*[[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]] - Get pulled over for speeding.
*[[File:Coolidge.png]] [[National Libertarianism|Coolidgism]] - What do you mean public servants can't strike?
*[[File:Arist.png]] [[Aristocracy]] - No the Nobles are not above law and order you arrogant snob!
*[[File:Revcon.png]] [[Reactionaryism|Revolutionary Conservatism]] and [[File:QAnonism.png]] [[Cultism#QAnon|QAnonism]] - STOP YOUR BOOGALOO! 1/6 NEVER FORGET!
*[[File:Kak.png]] [[Kakistocracy]] and [[File:Antivaccine.png]] [[Neoluddism|Anti-Vaccine Movement]] - Don't like the enforcement of vaccine mandates during the COVID-19 pandemic? Too bad. Instead of whining like a baby and playing the victim card, how about you get yourselves vaccinated like everyone else? And stop harassing healthcare workers simply for doing their job!
*[[File:Latuff.png]] [[Satirism]] - Fuck you for criticizing the police in Brazil, but on the positive side, [https://x.com/rafa1335/status/1793327937594282165 your crude criticisms backfired and now they're honoring me].