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'''Kakistocracy''' is a non-quadrant ideology. Kakistocracy itself is the proverbial ''"Rule of the Stupid"'' or more literally ''"Rule of the Worst",'' and while the concept of Kakistocracy has existed for as long as stupid people have ruled, the concept of ''Intentional Kakistocracy'' is a newly created phenomenon.

Whether it be protest poting, political pneecapping, or [[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism|Anarchist]]/[[Anarcho-Primitivism|Primitivist]] [[File:Anprim.png]], [[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism]], there are all sorts of reasons to intentionally put stupid people in positions of power over the state. Alternatively, you could use Kakistocracy as a kind of "stress-testing" for a political system, making sure that even when the dumbest, laziest people are in power, everything holds up alright. (Looking at you, [[File:Dem.png]] [[Democracy]]!) In addition, kakistocracy can be associated with egalitarian ideas of protecting neurodivergent people and preventing the [[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy|privilege of intellectual minority]]. And sometimes, you just want to watch the world burn.

Of course, Kakistocracy wouldn't know what you were talking about if you told him all this. He doesn't know the dark and terrible power of Political Cynicism that he wields, and is happy to just play around.

Also, Kakistocracy is currently being practiced in every country. Yes, even in [https://www.emojiall.com/images/240/apple/1faf5.png '''YOUR'''] country.

==Hiztury==
While there have been rulers of questionable intelligence since pretty much the beginning of the concept of ruling itself, the term for it (Kakistocracy) has only begun to be used around the 15th century, with the earliest known use of the term being in Paul Gosnold's "A sermon Preached at the Publique Fast the ninth day of Aug. 1644 at St. Maries".

The term has then occasionally appeared in various texts through the centuries, particularly in the 19th century.

In the early 21st century Kakistocracy has become the subject of the sci-fi comedy film ''Idiocracy'' in which stupid people have outbred the smart people, leaving the year 2505 an absolute hell-hole (won't spoil the rest of the film because it's actually funny).

The usage of Kakistocracy in the Polcompball community started with a post by the user ErinsHere on the r/newwackyideologies subreddit called "[https://www.reddit.com/r/newwackyideologies/comments/fjiwhw/kakistocracy_a_real_actual_word_with_a_real/ Kakistocracy, A Real Actual Word With A Real Actual Definition]", the ideology later appeared by the comic on r/polcompball by the same user titled "[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/fhm4oy/a_new_ideology_gets_some_advice_kakistocracy_look/ A New Ideology Gets Some Advice (Kakistocracy. Look it up)]".

===[[File:Cball-US.png]] 'Murika Frick yeh===
Many Americans consider the United States to be a country governed by the unfit, and many politicians have done their best to prove this true. While far from a recent phenomenon, the proliferation of technology has increased awareness of some of the more bizarre statements made by politicians in the country. Some examples include Joe Biden referring to someone as a [https://youtu.be/TwVrg6UtxXQ Lying Dog-faced Pony Soldier],  forgetting the time he served as vice president, his son Beau's year of death, mistaking el-Sisi as the president of Mexico and calling Zelenskyy Putin, [https://youtu.be/EpGH02DtIws Barack Obama claiming to have visited 57 states], Jimmy Carter's translator seeming to imply the latter wished to grasp the private parts of the people of Poland, Ronald Reagan claiming trees cause more pollution than cars, Lyndon B. Johnson showing off his private parts, as well as much of Donald Trump's tweets becoming infamous for coming off as unprofessional at best. However, three presidents tend to stand out for their dumb actions: George W. Bush, Herbert Hoover, and James Buchanan.

====[[File:GWB.png]] George W. Bush <s>(mIZuNDaREstIMaTeD)</s>====
George W. Bush, aka "Dubya", was known for his many "Bushisms" as president. Bushisms are defined as unconventional statements, phrases, pronunciations, and semantic and linguistic errors made by Bush often while speaking publicly. These Bushisms gave the impression that Bush was of low intelligence and were often used to mock the president, especially by [[File:Honk.png]] [[Satirism|Political Satirists]] such as [[File:JonStewart.png]] [[Social Democracy|Jon Stewart]]. Some Bushisms include:
*"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
*"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
*"Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country."
*"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
*"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."
*"They mis underestimated me."
And of course there's the classic:
*"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"

====[[File:Hoover.png]] Herbert Hoover <s>(mAgE pRoZbERiTy bY mAGinG hIGh wAGeZ)</s>====
While Herbert Hoover did a lot of good before his presidency as a humanitarian and Secretary of Commerce under Coolidge, his presidency was marked by severe mismanagement of the Great Depression, which he did not cause, as it was created by money-printing Fed<ref>https://youtu.be/eILhYALFkOk?si=6lmplTb2P3h2ugFJ</ref> created in 1913, but made worse by <s>in</s>action, way too much action. When Herbert Hoover was elected as the US president in 1928, his campaign relied on hyping up America's prosperity of the Golden Twenties, which culminated under the previous presidency of Calvin Coolidge. However, in 1929, the NYSE crashed and the Great Depression began, leaving many unemployed. To make matters worse, dust storms swept the American prairies, with some reaching as far as Washington DC, disrupting the agricultural sector as much as inability to repay loans with artificially lowered interest rate by Fed.

Hoover's <s>in</s>action did not make the situation any better, as he claimed that prosperity is right under the corner <s>and that the market would fix itself</s>.<ref>He had said quite the opposite. https://youtu.be/X3L0_pjRdcs?si=GzHDYepCehhdh_jc&t=2197</ref>

Hoover's actions did not make the situation any better, as he proudly proclaimed that getting the country out of depresion a federal responsibility and being the first president to proclaim such thing, as he was an extreme interventionist for his times. Before his presidency, as Secretary of Commerce, he urged for reduction of work hours to eight-hour work day and for the banning child labor by Constitution Amendment. <ref>https://youtu.be/0e4ubY9nw88?si=QGNqFznIzKI7F5L-</ref> 

Hoover, during his presidency, "jawboned" companies to maintain high wages, which only resulted in a reduction in employment, which in turn into increased unemployment. He has also increased influence of labor unions like Rail Unions to keep high wages. Hoover had signed Smoot–Hawley Tariff Act, one of most protectionist acts in US history, believing that increasing tariffs, therefore reducing import, would reduce unemployment. But in reality, it made matters even worse as foreign investors withdrew from US market, increasing unemployment even more and other countries have increased tariffs back, lowering US export, crushing whole export market, mainly destroying the agricultural market and the banking market followed it into ruin. Later Hoover established Federal Farm Board artificially fixing prices, forced eight-hour workday for gov's contractors, forced unionization of employees, made the desired tax increase, bailing out failing banks, abolished credit limits, creation of artificial jobs for "public usage" and allowed Fed to increase inflation and pump credit to the system.<ref>https://youtu.be/0RCuKIcZ_mY?si=WTfx-4j6ApIuH9p_</ref>

Herbert Hoover was dogmatically against re-legalizing alcohol, even though the Depression made the unpopular Prohibition even more unenforceable.
He also ordered [[File:Conservative_Posadism.png]] Douglas MacArthur to violently suppress a demonstration by WW1 veterans known as the "Bonus Army", who wanted to get early cash redemption of their bonus certificates. All this made Hoover increasingly unpopular, with shantytowns created by people losing their homes getting the name "Hoovervilles". 

As such, Hoover lost the 1932 election in a landslide to [[File:FDRismF.png]] [[Social Liberalism|Franklin Delano Roosevelt]], by pointing out Hoover's overtaxation, overspending, cutting off trade, and increasing central planning of the economy. Running mate of FDR, John Nance Garner, even said that Hoover was "leading the country down the path of [[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism|socialism]]."

====[[File:JBuchanan.png]] James Buchanan <s>(hIzTuRy WiL ViNdIcAtE HiZ mEmOrI)</s>====
James Buchanan is considered one of the worst US presidents because his actions made the Civil War unavoidable. His previous post as the ambassador to Russia resulted in the misconception that he was highly skilled in diplomacy when he was really sent there by Andrew Jackson to kick him out of politics, meaning he lacked any experience required to rule. When James Buchanan won the election in 1856, he was labeled a "doughface" for taking a pro-southern (pro-slavery <s>or pro-States' rights</s>) stance despite being a Northerner. He is accused of "nudging" the judges in the Dredd Scott case to rule that black people cannot sue for their own freedom and don't count as citizens. In 1861, during the "lame duck" period, when the CSA broke off, Buchanan did nothing. After losing the re-election he claimed "History will vindicate my memory from every unjust aspersion.", which was not true.

====[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] Matthew Israel <s>(u NeEd Da HoL eNvIrUhMuNt UnDaR kAnTrOL)</s>====
In 1971, [[File:TechKaki.png]] [[Mediocracy|Matthew Israel]] founded the what was then known as the "Behavioral Research Institute" in Providence, Rhode Island. Following multiple lawsuits against the BRI, the BRI would move its institute to Canton, Massachusetts from Rhode Island in 1994. It was later renamed "Judge Rotenburg Center" in 1996 to honor the judge who saved the institute from "extinction". The institute is designed to “treat” children and young adults with disorders including autism who couldn’t retaliate against what was going to be done to them. He based his “treatments” on Skinnerian psychology, as well as drawing inspiration from the Walden Two model of B.F Skinner's titular utopian novel, where society is ultimately determined by behavior. The basic idea of Skinnerian psychology is that animals (not humans) will strengthen a [[File:Behaviorism.png]] behavior in response to different operant conditioning. Over the next 50 years or so, many residents of the center were tortured to death through a multitude of methods ranging from electrocution/shocking to physical restraint.

====[[File:Jnaz.png]] Robert Sepehr <s> (MaNsA MuSA wAS Yt) </s>====
Robert Sepehr is a american anthropologist and white supremacist pseudohistorian who became notorious for his bizarre beliefs and explanations regarding ancient civilization and human history. Widely discredited by academia(whom he claims like most [[White Nationalism|White supremacists]] that it is controlled by the "Jewish mafia") due to his overtly [[File:Racism.png]] racist views, he is known for claiming that Mansa Musa of Mali, [[File:Chine.png]] the ancient Chinese emperors and even [[File:Muhammad.png]] Prophet Muhammad were white, and also believing that mythological lands like [[File:Atlantis.png]] Atlantis, Hyperborea and Agartha were real; He also denies that humans came and evolved from hominids in Africa, not because he has archeological evidence, but simply due to his racist beliefs that Africans and black people are intellectually inferior and therefore unable to create civilizations, and when confronted due to his ideals, he berated and accused his critics of being "woke", "SJW" and of being jews, and in one occasion, after being criticized by Chinese X/Twitter users for his claims that the ancient Chinese emperors were white and blonde, he accused them of having been brainwashed by the [[File:Cball-China.png]] CCP. It was later discovered that Robert is of Jewish background, despite his hardcore antisemitic views, being the son of a Persian-jewish filmmaker who once directed documentaries about the Holocaust, this led to Robert being mocked both by fellow white supremacists and by his detractors, which caused him to private many of his social media accounts and his YouTube comment section.

===[[File:Cball-Russia.png]] Go Rush B Suka Blyat===
As a country with a long history of political instability, Russia has had several leaders and movements which could be deemed as kakistocratic.

==== [[File:Rodzaevsky.png]] Konstantin Rodzaevsky ====
Despite being a prominent figure in the Russian fascist scene, Rodzaevsky still held some bizarre beliefs, such as that the Soviet Union would collapse in 1938 (when, in reality, it lived well into the Cold War and wouldn't collapse until several decades later) and that [[File:Hitler.png]] [[Nazism|Adolf Hitler]] did not want to colonise Russia as accordingly, he had "changed his mind" on Russian people, despite the fact that Hitler never make such a statement. 

At the end of the war, Rodzaevsky changed his mind and started supporting Joseph Stalin, believing that he removed all "Jewish influence" from the USSR and transformed it into a nationalist regime. He turned himself in the Soviets, who promised him freedom and a job as a journalist. In reality, this was a lie, as Rodzaevsky would be arrested and executed shortly after his return to the USSR.

===[[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] Anu cheeki-breeki i v damke===
Ukraine has had several unqualified politicians in charge since it obtained independence, with several of them doing or saying stupid things which became memes, such as [[File:Azarov.png]] Azarov butchering his Ukrainian by misusing the 'i' [i:] letter, [[File:Yanuk.png]] Yanukovych spending embezzled money on a golden toilet in his private residence and a loaf of bread made out of gold, and [[File:Klychko.png]] Klychko saying ''"піська"'' (dick) instead of ''"після"'' (after).
 
====[[File:Zelensky.png]] Volodymyr Zelensky <s>(vSiKh bOmByt )</s>====
Volodymyr Zelensky was accused of being kakistocratic, since he had no political experience before being elected as president. He was also accused of being a drug addict, after showing supposed symptoms of cocaine addiction. Another reason for the accusation is the recent counter-offensive, which despite massive funding and supply of high-grade weapons made almost no gains in exchange for severe casualties and the loss of almost all ''Leopard-1 & 2'' tanks, ''Bradley's'' and the UK ''Challenger'' 2 tanks. The offensive has reached such a point that Ukraine has resorted to using human-wave-esque tactics against Russian positions at a massive loss for very little gain.

On the diplomatic side, in talks with Joe Biden over weapons shipments, he managed to make Biden lose his temper when asking for more resources. His appointed diplomat actively insulted China and India as having "Low intellectual potential" when asking for military aid, fumbling the diplomatic effort completely. Other cabinet actions include the straining of relations with Poland, one of the chief supporters of Ukraine in the conflict.

====[[File:BogdanHristoz.png]] Bogdan Hristoz====
Bogdan Hristoz is a Ukrainian Instagram celebrity who became a meme. He has made several strange statements: "There is a neighbor living in my wall with whom I communicate through a hole in the socket, who whispers satanic statements to me", assures that Jesus himself came to him, who then flew out of the window and was seen by his "neighbor in the wall".
A radical supporter of patriarchy and domestic violence, claims to drink some strange "pills for faith" given to him by a priest, assures that he has a business in Poland. Some people found his real place of work - a bio-toilet cashier. Hristoz has show absolute illiteracy, lack of sense of humor, naivety and hatred for the poor (although he himself is a peasant).

===[[File:Cball-Brazil.png]] Ur going to Brazil===
Many Brazilians consider Brazil a country ruled by people unfit to govern (actually this is a fact) and countless presidents have already said dumb and hilarious phrases, such as [https://youtu.be/h5SOs7koPys ex-president Sarney trying to speak English], [https://youtu.be/5hTO09M-C0s Collor cursing politely], [https://www.conversaafiada.com.br/pig/2011/12/04/fhc-entra-na-lista-da-frase-mais-idiota FHC saying ''"It's not to make everyone rich. I don't even know if it's worth it, because the rich life, in general, is very boring"''], but the biggest crazy things said were said by Lula, Dilma and Bolsonaro. Another example would be pornographic actresses entering politics ([https://extra.globo.com/noticias/brasil/estrela-porno-elisa-sanches-pre-candidata-camara-nao-me-corrompi-no-mundo-da-prostituicao-sera-mesmo-na-politica-25472486.html Elisa Sanches], [https://www.opovo.com.br/noticias/politica/2022/04/20/tigresa-vip-pt-lanca-atriz-porno-como-pre-candidata-a-deputada-estadual.html Tigresa Vip] and [https://politica.estadao.com.br/eleicoes/2020/candidatos/sp/sao-paulo/vereador/kid-bengala,14033 Kid Bengala]) and deputies talking crazy, as former deputy João Alves said in a statement about corruption ''"Easy. I won everything in the lottery. I won 125 times in the last two years",'' Arthur do Val said after visiting Ukraine ''"...Four of these were girls that if she shits you clean her *** with your tongue"'' and deputy Otoni de Paula debated in the chamber about the trans barbie.
*[[File:Lula.png]] '''Lula -''' Current President Lula has already made several crazy statements such as: ''"[https://youtu.be/fVgtZY5oLGY Pelotas is a pole city, exporter of fags]"'', ''"[https://youtu.be/0TeaxjzREHc Imagine a guy being accused of suicide and he wasn't the murderer, what's that the family of the deceased wants him to be killed]", ''"[https://youtu.be/1IiSrlqAF6I who doesn't like to read because he's lazy]"'' or ''"[https://youtu.be/RCv3kdcoEMU?si=LnlGAYZVAMVebzBg People with mental disorders have “screw imbalance”]"''his government are also accused of economic stagnation and being linked to several corruption schemes, in addition to being one of those responsible for Dilma's [[File:Dilma.png]] disastrous government .
*[[File:Bolsonarism - alt.png]] '''Bolsonaro -''' The former president Bolsonaro, before becoming president in 2019, was known for his crazy and somewhat radical phrases, which he was called to programs TV shows because of their homophobic lines, such as [https://youtu.be/um2Vl_wnGQM Superpop] and [https://youtu.be/SmNWBma6hSM Cases of Family]. In 2018 in his presidential candidacy, his supporters took theirs and converted them into "mitadas" with botched video edits of him wearing sunglasses with the "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" meme ([https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bolsonaro+turn+down see]). During his presidency, the response to the pandemic was marked by controversies, such as the time he supported chloroquine. <s> (still supports) </s> He was also accused of committing arson in the Amazon forest (actually just ignored the fires until it was too late).
*[[File:Kogos.png]] '''Kogos -''' Paulo Kogos is an Ancap youtuber and political commentator, owner of the channel [https://www.youtube.com/@paulokogos Ocidente em Fúria]. He is known for his fringe and conflicting political ideas, conspiracy theories ([https://youtu.be/9p3VjdSC_GM example]) and childish behavior. [https://youtu.be/2o8zj8XnA_M In one video], he said that the only effective solution to stop school shootings is to give high-caliber guns to elementary school children. He advocates for unrestricted free speech and opposes the use of state force, but he had called on the police on two occasions to arrest [https://youtu.be/kRdNmBB3g5c some] [https://youtu.be/VZgzbdK3SBA trolls]. Also, he defends the re-establishment of the Inquisition and the Crusades, which is not something that would come from an Ancap, and has shared several times his [https://youtu.be/Dl0e_Qbbbwg hate for Anatel] (National Telecommunications Agency, <s>weapon of the Global Elite</s>) because of bad internet connection.
*[[File:Wilkinho.png]]'''Wilker Leão<s>(BoRa JoGar Um FiFA)</s>-'''Wilker Leão is a Right-Wing provocateur, YouTuber and former corporal of the Brazilian armed forces who gained notoriety in 2022 after calling out then-president [[File:Bolsonarism-alt.png]] Jair Bolsonaro during a public outing in front of the presidential palace, accusing him of being a puppet of the Brazilian "[[Kleptocracy|Big Center]]", leading him to be attacked by fanatical Bolsonaro supporters, which gained him support from both moderate right-wing critics of Bolsonaro and some leftists, but after winning clout for that incident, he would soon reveal himself as another Arthur Do Val "Mamãe Falei"-inspired provocateur who would become notorious for going to history classes at the University of Brasília(UnB), getting involved in confrontations with teachers and students, filming himself and doxxing them in an effort to expose supposed "leftist indoctrination" at Brazilian public universities; he gained popularity at Brazilian right-wing circles for his supposed "debating skills", due to the fact that many saw the unfriendly reaction of the students who were confronted by him as a proof the he was "telling the truth", but one day, history teacher, [[Left-Wing Nationalism|Left-wing nationalist]] and [[Marxism-Leninism|Marxist-Leninist]] YouTuber Jones Manoel challenged him for a debate on the crisis of the Brazilian education system, which Wilker claimed that it was due to "leftist indoctrination", and Wilker accepted it, arrogantly believing he would win, and not only he failed to defend his beliefs, but he also performed abismally poor in that debate and was mocked for his bizarre conspiracy theory-based and very contradictory arguments, childish behavior, clearly lacking political skills and academic knowledge, and for in one occasion during that debate, challenging Jones for a push-ups contest and a match of FIFA. His performance at that debate was so disastrous that even his most ardent fans and hardcore right-wingers agreed that he was humiliated.

====[[File:Dilma.png]] Dilma Rousseff <s>(sAlUdaU mAnDiOCa)</s>====
Dilma Roussef was the former president of Brazil from 2011 to 2016, after being impeached. Her government was marked by corruption, unfinished works, protests, increased violence, increased poverty, scrapping health and education, alleged control of Lula (accusations), rising prices, inflation and of course '''MEMES'''.

Several of her speeches became memes on the internet and even became songs, the most notable being the time that after sanctioning corn day, she said ''"We have mandioca and we are communing mandioca with corn... I'm saluting mandioca"'' and said ''"When we create a ball, we turn into homo sapiens, or women sapiens"'' ([https://youtu.be/ZMFX84cZpPM a meme remix about both lines]). Another remarkable speech was when she said ''"I don't think whoever wins or whoever loses, whoever wins or loses, will win or lose. Everyone will lose"'' becoming one of the brands, along with "''We will not set a goal. We'll leave a goal open. When we reach the goal, we double the goal"''. In a UN speech, she brought up a discussion of stockpiling wind.

After several crises, they generated several protests around Brazil, causing her to have an [https://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2015/07/21/politica/1437493991_798914.html approval of only 7.7%], the impeachment after accusations of fiscal pedalling, even though she and some leftists say it was a "coup".

===[[File:Cball-Malaysia.png]] Welcome to Bolehland===
Many Malaysians also consider Malaysia a country ruled by people unfit to govern since the premiership of Muhyiddin Yassin and countless politicians and ministers have already said dumb and funny phrases and stunts, such as [https://www.thevibes.com/articles/news/6564/read-up-on-economic-theory-deputy-minister-tells-helicopter-money-critics Wan Fayshal's helicopter money solution to solve economical problems], [https://youtu.be/GqPKeZZdEo8 Tajuddin Abdul Rahman's press conference on the LRT crash accident which he said "Normal... only the two cars are together... they kissed each other.."], and [https://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2021/12/27/rina-was-cleaning-bird-droppings-says-dept/ Rina Harun's cleaning stunt], apart from crazy things said by Bung Moktar Radin (vulgarity in a Parliamentary session and praising Hitler after the 2014 World Cup finals), Ahmad Faizal Azumu ([https://www.bernama.com/en/news.php?id=1668096 claiming that the Orang Asli ethnicity should improve itself before asking for aid]), Zuraida Kamaruddin and former Health Minister Adham Baba.

====[[File:Mahiaddin.png]] Muhyiddin Yassin <s>(AbAh pErDaNA MeNtERi pRiHaTiN dEmI nEgArA)</s>====
Muhyiddin Yassin is the former Prime <s>Mangkuk</s> Minister of Malaysia from 2020 to 2021. His government was marked by controversial statements, party-hoppers, protests, bureaucratic complications, COVID-19 mismanagement, abuse of emergency powers (accusations), high living costs, unemployment, acts of treason against the monarchy (accusations) and of course '''HASHTAGS'''.

Due to the State of Emergency that was enacted in 2021 that was intended to curb COVID-19 (which actually didn't work as cases skyrocketed during the emergency period), several activists claimed that Muhyiddin had abused his powers to consolidate his position especially when several BN lawmakers declared a motion of no confidence, apart from civil rights abuse when the State of Emergency included violation of free speech. A series of protests then erupted, such as:
* #Undi 18 (Vote 18) protests (in response to the delay of the constitutional amendment on the voting age)
* #Buka Puasa Buka Parlimen (Open Parliament Open Fast) protests (as Parliamentary sessions were suspended during the State of Emergency)
* #Bendera Putih (White Flag) movement (an act of raising the white <s>French surrender</s> flag to seek assistance in terms of food, medication, etc.)
* #Bendera Hitam (Black Flag) movements and the #Lawan (Rival) protests in response to the Muhyiddin Cabinet, which the latter has said to be full of "bowls" (Mangkuk, a pejorative term to refer to dumb people) and the Muhyiddin government was called #KerajaanGagal (Failed Government) for the same reasons.
Muhyiddin later repealed the Emergency state without debating the Emergency Ordnance in the Parliament <s>(because why not)</s>, which the government was then called #KerajaanDerhaka (Government of Treason) as he recalled the emergency ordnance before the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong.

After his resignation as Prime Minister, his appointment as the President of the National <s>Decay</s> Recovery Council sparked controversy due to his poor track record, which eventually led to the worsening electoral performance of [[File:Perikatan Nasional.png]] Perikatan Nasional, until late-2022. During election campaigns, Mahiaddin made several Freudian slips, which including urging supporters to [https://suara.tv/12/11/2022/kita-tak-boleh-percaya-lagi-perikatan-nasional-muhyiddin-tersasul-lagi/ "distrust Perikatan Nasional" instead of "distrust Barisan Nasional"] (which was later corrected) in 2022 and [https://www.utusan.com.my/nasional/2019/02/muhyiddin-tersasul-ajak-pengundi-india-sokong-bn/ urged Indian voters to "Vote Barisan Nasional" instead of "vote Pakatan Harapan" in 2019.]

====[[File:Umngok.png]] Adham Baba <s>(MiNuM AiR sUaM rAwAt KoBiD)</s>====
Former Minister of <s>Pseudoscience, Pseudotechnlogy and Degradation</s> Science, Technology and Innovation of Malaysia Adham Baba sparked controversy during his tenure as Minister of <s>Unhealth</s> Health from 2020-2021. These included several pseudoscientific statements and stupid stunts including:

*Incorrect demonstration of surgical mask use
*Claiming that warm water helps to "flush away" SARS-CoV-2, where it would be killed by stomach acid (despite without scientific evidence)
*"WHO conference call with 500 countries" statement
*Spanish Fly (Freudian Slip of "Spanish Influenza (Flu)") killed a million people statement

Such stunts eventually lead to criticisms by the predecessor Dzulkefly Ahmad, urging Adham to let the former's two deputies either take charge of the ministry's decision-making or resign. He said many were confused by Director-General of Health Noor Hisham's emphasis that he was just a 'messenger' and did not provide a scientific explanation behind the decision.

===[[File:Argentina.png]] South American nutzi shelter===
====[[File:Isabelita.png]] Isabel Peron <s>(BeTaR ThAn JuAn)</s>====
Isabel Person is considered to have been incredibly unqualified because she did not have higher education and dropped out of school after failing to pass the 5th grade. She only got to power due to being Juan Peron's wife. Her lack of intelligence reduced her to a mere puppet of Jose Lopez Rega. Her attempts to reduce debt by printing money only resulted in more inflation. She also betrayed the labor movement, helping the AAA massacre suspected leftists. Her actions resulted in her being overthrown by [[File:Videla.png]] Videla.
Not even [[File:Pron.png]] [[Peronism|dedicated Peronists]] think it was a good government.

====[[File:ArtemReshetnyak.png]] Artem Reshetnyak====
[[File:ArtemReshetnyak.png]] [[State Liberalism|Artem Reshetnyak]] is a [[File:JewTheo.png]] Jewish [[File:Schizocracy.png]] skitzocow born on October 11, 1986, in the city of Kharkiv (now [[File:Cball-Ukraine.png]] {{PBW|Ukraineball|Ukraine}}), in the [[File:Cball-USSR.png]] {{PBW|Soviet Unionball|Soviet Union}}, of which he was said to be very [[File:SovietPatriot.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism|proud to be a part]] (especially because the USSR defeated the [[File:National Socialism.png]] [[Nazism|Nazis]]) until his ideological shift towards hatred of [[File:Commie.png]] [[Communism]], [[File:Stalin.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Stalinism]], [[File:Cball-Russia.png]] {{PBW|Russiaball|Russia}}, and [[File:Putin.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism|Putinism]]. Ironically, Artem only speaks [[File:Russian Dubbing.png]] Russian and [[File:Spanish Dubbing.png]] Spanish, but not Ukrainian.

Not much is known about Artem's life in Ukraine, only that, according to him, he frequented brothels from a very young age. It's speculated that his father was a [[File:Illeg.png]] criminal. Artem moved to [[File:Cball-Argentina.png]] {{PBW|Argentinaball|Argentina}} in the 2010s, where he started a prominent blog called "La Verdad No Puede Ser Ignorada" ("The Truth Cannot Be Ignored"). Besides spreading [[File:Conspiracist.png]] {{PCBA|Conspiracism|conspiracy theories}} and [[File:Pseudohistory.png]] false stories (which he continues to do today), he made false claims about the sex lives of several Argentine politicians, generally alleging that many were [[File:Gay.png]] homosexual and accused them of being part of a [[File:Map.png]] pedophile sex ring. Around this time, Artem married a [[File:Cball-Uruguay.png]]  {{PBW|Uruguayball|Uruguayan}} prostitute and opened a [[File:Prost.png]] {{PCBA|Sexocracy|prostitution business}} (which is legal in Argentina) called "Diosas del Placer" ("Goddesses of Pleasure"). However, he ran into [[File:Klep.png]] legal trouble and his business was raided in 2017 on charges of human trafficking. Artem later argued that this was a maneuver by "the powerful" in response to the accusations in his blog.

During these years, Artem also began his ideological activity within the [[File:AltBert.png]] [[National Libertarianism|libertarian alt-right]], exhibiting [[File:Racism.png]] [[Racial Nationalism|extremely racist]] and [[File:ClassismPoor.png]] [[Plutocracy|classist]] views. Artem used to make many of his racist statements on [[File:Twitter.png]] Twitter. He was a close friend of [[File:Lagio.png]] [[Ethnopluralism|Santiago Lagio]], with whom he shared several positions, but in recent years they became enemies to the point of threatening each other. In 2018, a video became popular in [[File:Nacionalismo.png]] [[Nacionalismo|Nacionalistas]] circles in which Artem proposed creating a new country in Patagonia where [[File:Zio.png]] Israelis could settle and establish a [[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism|libertarian]] society with [[File:Antitax.png]] no taxes and [[File:Prost.png]] legal prostitution. This led several Nacionalistas to discriminate against him because of his Jewish origin and link him to the [[File:PlanAndinia.png]] [[w:Andinia_Plan|Andinia Plan]].

From 2023-2024 onwards, he underwent a radical ideological shift, self-identifying as a [[File:Soclib.png]] "[[Social Liberalism|Social-Liberal]]", a [[File:Neoliberalism-alt.png]] [[Globalism|globalist]], an admirer of [[File:Soros.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Soros]] and [[File:Schwab.png]] [[State Liberalism|Schwab]], [[File:SJW.png]] "{{PCBA|SJW|Woke}}", [[File:AntiRacism.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Racism|anti-racist}}, and completely opposed to both the [[File:AntiAltr.png]] [[Alt-Right|alt-right]] and [[File:Anticommunism.png]] {{PCBA|Anti-Communism|communism}}, defining himself as a [[File:Horshu.png]] [[Horseshoe Centrism|horseshoe centrist]]. He also advocates for the persecution of [[File:Col.png]] {{PHB|Collectivism|collectivists}}, [[File:Pop.png]] [[Populism|populists]], [[File:Nacionalismo.png]] [[Nacionalismo|nacionalistas]], [[File:Conservative.png]] [[Conservatism|conservatives]], [[File:Muslim 2.png]] [[Islamic Theocracy|Islamists]], and other groups he identifies as [[File:AntiLibIcon.png]] "{{PCBA|Anti-Liberalism|anti-liberal}}". He often associates everything he dislikes with the [[File:Jesuits.png]] [[Catholic Theocracy|Jesuits]], [[File:Chavismo-eyes.png]] [[Chavismo]], and the [[File:Khomenewicon.png]] [[Khomeinism|Iranian regime]]. However, from 2024 onwards, he became very popular in the Argentinian [[File:Xitself.png]] X community for his threads detailing [[File:Circulus.png]] coprophilic and anal sex experiences, mostly in posts unrelated to those topics.

===[[File:Cball-Mexico.png]] Nacho mango chimichanga===
====[[File:PRI.png]] Peña Nieto <s>(No FuE aLbUr No SeAn AsI) </s>====
Enrique Peña Nieto is the former president of Mexico from 2012 to 2018. He is considered to be one of the worst presidents in Mexico's history. Some of his phrases became memes in the Mexican community due to how stupid they were. Some examples include the time when he said that 5 minutes is less than 1 minute, the moment [https://youtu.be/SfySKDRlK_c he tried to speak English (and failed to do so)], or when he said "I can say that the president of the republic drinks Coca-Cola every day, Coca-Cola Light."

===[[File:Cball-Equatorial Guinea.png]] stronger than you equator guinea pig===
Equatorial Guinea is a considerably poor African country, having one of the [[w:Education_Index|worst education indices in the world]], 13th in infant mortality (2020, according to the UN, human rights abuses and a high degree of Corruption. It had 2 presidents during its history and according to the Democracy Index, it is one of the most authoritarian countries in the world, even more than countries like Saudi Arabia and Russia, also one of the most difficult to open a business according to the Heritage Foundation.

====[[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] Francisco Macías Nguema <s>(DeRe iS nO GaWd bUt hE)</s>====
Francisco Macías Nguema was the former president of Equatorial Guinea between 1968 and 1979, in which his totalitarianism made his nation known as African Dauchau, African Pol Pot, one of the worst dictators and self-declared "Marxist-Hitlerist/Hitlerian-Marxist". Estimates point out that he killed about 6% to 24% of the population (at the time, about 350,000), in total dying from 20,000 to 80,000.

He was a man considered mentally ill, manic-depressive, paranoid, violent, psychopathic and megalomaniac. In power, he censored the media, completely isolated the country and abolished private enterprise and private individual life (completely, somewhat similarly to 1984). He created a black ethnostate of the Fang ethnicity, ordering to kill, rape and torture anyone who was of another ethnicity, evident in the mass rape actions and campaigns and in his following line ''"Kill the white, rape the women, you have the right to loot, death penalty for anyone who helps the white man! We are at war against Spanish imperialism! The loggers are our enemies!"'', he also ordered the killing of immigrants with inhuman torture and humiliation, such as the placing of ants with iron in their bodies. Several schools were closed and the ones that remained were scrapped and indoctrinated, in which he himself indoctrinated the students, and also persecuted intellectuals for wearing glasses. He was also a cannibal, in which he ate, broke and decorated the skulls and heads of enemies, some of which he personally stabbed. One of his main marks was his attachment to Nazis and Hitler, whom he praised numerous times, also clinging to Francisco Franco, Idi Amin, Bokassa, Kim Il-sung and the Falangists. Catholicism, which is the predominant religion in Equatorial Guinea, was first modified to idolize it, but later it was banned, with the death penalty and even crucifixion of the followers, in addition to the word Jesus being banned, churches were destroyed, there were orders to defecate in The Bibles and prohibition of ceremonies and religious celebrations (weddings, funerals, Christmas, Easter, etc). Even though the state was atheist, there was a cult of personality, in which he was regarded as a god and creator of the universe, giving God authorization, together with forbidding the word "intellectual". There was sexual blackmail, children in the military, widespread hunger, complete destruction of the economy and infrastructure, the banning of bread, robbery of banks, increased infant mortality, a life expectancy of only 30 years, end of agriculture and industries, and support from the communist blocs. He has managed to earn the ire of even his own nephew Teodoro Mbasogo, who deposed and killed him in 1979, becoming president consecutively.

====[[File:Teodoro Mbasogo.png]] Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo <s>(whY diD U KiwL uR GaWd NepEw)</s>====
Teodoro Mbasogo has been the current president of Equatorial Guinea since '''1979 (43 years)'''. Even after an improvement in the economy and in foreign relations, and being saner than his uncle (the bar is so low, that almost anything goes), he was accused of crimes against humanity, scrapping education, cannibalistic CBT ("He wants me to go back to Guinea to eat my testicles" - Severo Moto), corruption, plutocracy, autocracy, ([https://brasil.elpais.com/brasil/2015/02/12/politica/1423700885_880122.html carnival in Brazil with its theme and bragging] <s>shamefully</s>) ethnocentrism <s> (why yes)</s> and personality cult (state radio in 2003 classified him as a god).

===[[File:Cball-China.png]] Ching Cheng Hanji===
Historically speaking, China had some unqualified rulers, usually near the end of the dynasty's lifespan. According to the Mandate of Heaven, if the ruler is very incompetent, he dooms his entire dynasty and a new, more competent dynasty replaces them. Furthermore, conservative history books put the blame for the actions of these incompetent emperors on the concubines.

====[[File:Jin Dynasty.png]] Jin Dynasty====
W.I.P

====Northern and Southern dynasties====
The Northern and Southern Dynasties can be called the "Dark Ages of China". In the north, foreigners established a bloodthirsty and martial state, while in the south, the Han nobles lived in a corner. Wars were frequent and the monarchs were more stupid than each other.
=====Xiao Yan/Emperor Wu of Liang=====
Xiao Yan (who ascended the throne in 502 AD and died in 549 AD) was the longest-reigning emperor in the Southern Dynasties. He was a political disaster and a narcissist who thought he was a Buddha.

Xiao Yan felt that being an emperor was "sinful" and would "create karma." So he went to a temple to become a monk four times. Each time, he asked the national treasury to pay to redeem him and return to secular life. As a result, "there were more than 500 Buddhist temples in the capital, which were extremely magnificent. There were more than 100,000 monks and nuns, and abundant assets."

Officials stopped thinking about government affairs and started chanting Buddhist scriptures; even the army was required to learn Buddhist teachings; Ordinary people were trapped in years of famine, heavy taxes, and rampant thieves; He personally preached the sutras, saying that he was the "reincarnation of Manjusri Bodhisattva" and wanted to "save the world." What he "saved" was the country's economy, social order, and military capabilities, all of which went to hell.

Eventually, he was besieged and starved to death during the rebellion of General Hou Jing.
====Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period====
The Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms was a turbulent period between 907 and 979 AD, after the fall of the Tang Dynasty, when China fell into a period of division among warlords, frequent changes of dynasties, and independent division of local forces. It was the second dark age after the Southern and Northern Dynasties. It is also similar to the "Warring States Period + Feudal Division Period" in Europe, but the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms has a stronger "military dictatorship + short-lived dynasty" feature.
=====Shi Hu/Emperor Wu of Later Zhao=====
After inheriting the throne of Later Zhao, Shi Hu claimed to be the emperor of the Han Dynasty. He was arrogant and cruel, and he destroyed his own regime with his own hands. He was a psychologically twisted person: he was a Hu noble, so he and the Han scholars looked down on each other, but he also wanted them to recognize him as the monarch. Therefore, he killed countless Han scholars and built nine palaces.

He imitated the Han emperor system extremely(to the point of financial collapse), but was unable to establish order, so he used brutal killings to maintain his regime. He did not believe in family affection and loyalty, so he killed nine sons, more than 30 ministers, and massacred five cities.

====[[File:SocKak.png]] MHYYYY <s>(吉列的豆蒸！/iNtEnSe sTrUgGle!)</s>====
MHYYYY is a political blogger who was active on Bilibili from 2023 to 2024. He is known for his simple yet postmodern style of political education. [[File:Freespeech.png]] Freedom of speech against authoritarianism, [[File:RightSocdem-Alt.png]] [[Social Democracy|Right-Social Democracy]], and [[File:Horsehoe_Hat.png]] [[Horseshoe Centrism|Horseshoe politics]] are his political beliefs. He claims to be [[File:Moder.png]] [[Moderatism|a moderate who strives to be “objective and neutral,”]] but in reality, he belongs to [[File:AntiDengism.png]] China's anti-establishment camp and has repeatedly attempted to circumvent [[File:GFW.png]] Great Firewall within China. He established a political circle centered on [[File:Anmona.png]] [[Anarcho-Monarchism]] on Discord, but repeatedly used his power to suppress extreme factions in practice. Under his video science popularization, more and more political activists have emerged in China, who are trying to fiercely oppose the rule of the Communist Party of China through online activities. However, his political acumen is not up to professional standards, and he boasts about the superiority of online politics and its identity politics attributes in his videos. He has engaged in debates with other philosophy or politics bloggers, but has been ridiculed by most netizens. In 2024, he suddenly stopped his online activities, and according to reliable sources, he has been arrested by Chinese police.

===[[File:Cball-Italy.png]] Brainrot Animals Land ===

====[[File:AntonioRazzi.png]] Antonio Razzi <s>(pRoPieRtA dI BeRLuScOnNI)</s>====
Antonio Razzi (Giuliano Teatino, February 22, 1948) is an Italian politician and television personality

In the 2006 elections, he was elected to the Chamber of Deputies on the Italia dei Valori list in the Foreign - Europe constituency and confirmed in the 2008 general elections. About ten years later, in an interview with the show Le Iene, he declared that the vote of Italians residing abroad would be piloted through electoral fraud organized by local sections of patronates and trade unions that would take care of sending stolen ballots or making people vote illegally.

He is often criticized for his lack of skills and for his difficulty in mastering the Italian language. This difficulty in expressing oneself correctly in Italian was also noted in a speech to the Senate in June 2013. 
When interviewed by un giorno da pecora, Razzi claimed to be "owned by Berlusconi, what he tells me I do". He also added that for Berlusconi he would do "anything, even throw himself under a train" 
On the occasion of the election of the President of the Republic in 2015, he declared that he was also ready to vote for [[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Totò Riina]], if Berlusconi asked him.

Razzi has repeatedly expressed positive judgments on North Korea's policy and on the work of Kim Jong-un, calling him "a moderate" who "is trying to bring some democracy to that country".  In fact, he denied that the country is under dictatorship, comparing North Korea to the "Switzerland of the East" with "beautiful and very clean streets [...] There you can go easy, nobody touches you. It's not Rome. Perhaps it is the safest nation I know ". 
Contrary to United Nations claims, the senator denied that there are prison camps in North Korea stating that at most "there are very large tomato greenhouses, never seen so big, they will be those, they mistake them for camps "
According to him, Kim Jong-Un and his generals "are very good people" and have no belligerent intentions. 
Razzi also denied that North Korea is in possession of the atomic bomb, contrary to numerous international sources as well as the numerous nuclear tests that North Korea still carries out. 
On 31 August 2014, together with Matteo Salvini, he visited North Korea again and delivers a letter to the president of the Supreme People's Assembly Kim Yong-nam addressed to the dictator Kim Jong-un.

===[[File:Cball-Poland.png]] Kurwa go clean toilet===
====[[File:Kononowicz.png]] Krzysztof Kononowicz <s>(nJe bęDzIE niCzeGo)</s>====
Krzysztof Kononowicz was a Polish youtuber and a self-proclaimed local governmental activist. In 2006 he was a candidate for the mayor of Białystok in the local elections. He is known mostly for his election campaign [https://youtu.be/nX1VQwg6jxU and a corresponding campaign ad], in which he proposed banning all drugs, alcohol and cigarettes for young people, taking the police out to the streets, liquidating "bureaucracity" and "loutishness" etc., suddenly started recalling his family's history and current state, relied on a highly rudimentary choice of words and clothing unbefitting an actual politician and so on. Since then his list of exploits and antics has included (and is not limited to) burning the [[File:Cball-Isis.png]] [[Jihadism|Islamic State]] flag, being imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital, supporting [[File:Biedroń.png]] [[Progressivism|Robert Biedroń]] in elections due to mistakenly believing his newly-founded party to be a predominantly pro-environment faction ([https://youtu.be/c_ql3Oo9ZQc "beacuse Spring is..the spring, pleasure, happiness, honesty, trees are blooming, everything, fruits, apples, pears, plums, sweet cherries, cherries, mirabelles, sorrel, everything grows, pears, tomatoes, cucumbers, everything and vote for Spring the Party, beacuse it's very, very, the party is very honest and truthful of Ryszard Biedroń"]) and denying the existence of COVID pandemic.

====[[File:Jablonowskism.png]] Aleksander Jabłonowski <s>(w cO gRasZ kuRwA)</s>====
Aleksander Jabłonowski, (real name Wojciech Olszański) is a Polish actor, who started vlogs on youtube. Is considered a "patostreamer" (portmanteau of the words "pathology" and "stream"). He gained notoriety for anti-semitic, homophobic and staunchly [[File:Russophilia.png]] [[Fourth Theory|pro-russian]] views, [[File:Mansphere.png]] [[Manosphere|rape-supporting]], [[File:Antivaccine.png]] [[Neoluddism|anti-vaccination]] and other conspiracy theories. He thinks that [[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|NATO]] is the worst enemy of Poland and supports Vladimir Putin and Alexander Lukashenko. Jabłonowski himself used to be an actor, so it's theorized his controversial views may be just a part of live-action role-play. He also threatened children, made childish facial expressions and has shown insane behaviours such as chanting and so on, in his patostreams.

====[[File:Duda.png]] Andrzej Duda <s>(muSisZ byĆ TWardY</s>)====
Andrzej Duda is the 5th president of Poland, known for general incompetence like lack of knowledge of English, signing any bill his party orders him to sign, calling Poland "Polin" on Hanukkah, telling the survivors of The Volyn Massacre to "Watch words" on the anniversary of the event, saying such phrases as "When you're a President you gotta be tough" (despite only being a rubberstamp for the party) and releasing a cryptic, out of touch rap music video as a part of Hot16Challenge campaign meant to raise funds for the medical personnel during the COVID pandemic.

====[[File:ZbigniewStonoga.png]] Zbigniew Stonoga <s>(Nje wartło biło kurła)</s>====
Zbigniew Stonoga is a Polish journalist and youtuber, who is one of the most infamous anti-PiS politicians. He supported the presidential candidacy of [[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism|Janusz-Korwin Mikke]], but then he opposed the Confederation coalition. He created a party called Stonoga Partia Polska (Polish Stonoga Party). Online, he is mostly known for videos where he critisizes the [[File:PiS.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|PiS]] party and former minister of justice [[File:ZiobroK.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Zbigniew Ziobro]].

====[[File:Gomułka.png]] Władysław Gomułka <s>(WjeSt je pOStemP cZy nIE mA poSTeMpU)</s>====
W.I.P

====[[File:Komorowski.png]] Bronisław Komorowski <s>(hoĆ cZOguNiE)</s>====
Bronisław Komorowski was the 4th president of Poland from 2010 to 2015 and has become infamous for his numerous [[File:GWB.png]] Bushism-esque gaffes committed while in office. More notorious examples include standing on a chair in Japanese National Diet and ordering the Chief of the National Security Bureau to "c'mere, shogun", stealing the Swedish Queen's glass of champagne when trying to make a toast, making spelling mistakes when submitting an entry in the condolence book after the Great East Japan Earthquake, falling asleep during the state celebrations, using the Wikipedia page as a cheat sheet during the meeting of National Security Council and being the author of phrases such as "the thing about water is that it accumulates and poses a danger, then flows into the Baltic Sea", "beacuse [[File:Obamium.png]] [[Third Way|Mr. President]], Poland and USA are like marriage. You gotta trust your wife, but you gotta occasionally check if she's faithful" (nobody in the room laughed) or "there is a saying that a Polish aviator will fly on the barn door if he has to. So Ladies and Gentlemen, this is not bound to happen. They will be flying the F-16s".

===[[File:Cball-UK.png]] Bri'ish oi bruv its chewsday innit ===
====Æthelred II the Unready <s>(tOtAlY rEdY)</s>====
The nickname "Unready" (Old English ''unræd'', poorly advised) alludes to his careless decisions with deplorable consequences for the state, which the king took without receiving help from his advisers, or by ignoring them. 

During the reign of Æthelred, England suffered from constant raids by the [[File:Cball-Denmark.png]] Danes. Æthelred, perhaps supported by the [[File:Cball-Normandy.png]] Normans as a result of his marriage with Emma of Normandy, issued an edict authorizing the killing of Danes living in England, thus demonstrating his intention to kill them all. King's plan was prepared in strict secrecy. On the 13th of November, 1002, all the Danes living in England were mercilessly slaughtered, known as the St. Brice's Day massacre.

====[[File:NevilleChamberlain.png]] Neville Chamberlain <s>(pEaCe iN oUr tImE)</s>====
Neville Chamberlain was the PM of the United Kingdom from 1937 to 1940. He is considered to be one of the worst Prime Ministers due to his foreign policy of appeasement, which did not prove effective at containing Nazism. The most infamous example of appeasement was the Munich Agreement, where he handed over Czechoslovakia to Nazi Germany because he believed it was not worth fighting for. He claimed it would bring "peace in our time" when it only gave the 3rd Reich an advantage before the proper beginning of WW2. Chamberlain resigned in 1940 due to a lack of internal and popular support.

Many historians believe that appeasement was done because the British army was not in a good condition to fight another major war.

====[[File:Truss.png]]  Liz Truss <s>(wE deLivErD eNerGi pRaIcE gaRanTi)</s>====
Liz Truss was the 55th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, until resigning on October 20th, 2022 just 44 days after being sworn in, serving the shortest term in UK prime ministerial history. Her government was marked by a crash in the pound, massive tax cuts that were paid only by borrowing (which were completely U-turned), union strikes, high inflation, big increase in bond yields.
 
Many of her speeches have become memes on the internet, with the main sources of "Liz truss memes" being on the PoliticsJOE [https://www.youtube.com/c/PoliticsJOE] [[File:YouTube.png]] Youtube channel. There are many examples such as her mispronouncing the name of Ireland's parliament (Taoiseach) as "Irish tea sock" and also not being able to say the word "literate", talking about implementing spelling tests when she was education minister. She has also been known to cosplay Thatcher [https://twitter.com/louishenwood/status/1548047108363628548] only for political attention. She is also known to respond to any kind of PMQ from the opposition with either "we delivered on the energy price guarantee" or "Putin caused energy prices to soar" and saying that she wants to "crackdown on the militant unions" while at the same saying she is pro-worker, even when [[File:Starmer.png]] Keir Starmer made a joke about her term in office. 

In her final PMQs, she mentioned that she is a "fighter, not a quitter" in response to the U-turns that were taken on every single proposal she promised in the leadership campaign against [[File:Sunak.png]] Sunak. Despite this, soon after the PMQs, she announced her <s>rage-quit</s> resignation, [https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/19/world/europe/liz-truss-lettuce-stream.html lasting for a shorter time than lettuce].

====[[File:Tate.png]] Andrew Tate <s>(wAt CaLaH iZ uR BwUgAti)</s>====
Andrew Tate is a British-American influencer, retired kickboxer, and generally considered misogynist living in Romania. He has become a target of mockery for his views on women, that men should be able to cheat on their wives, and that men prefer dating 18-19 year olds because they are "likely to have had sex with fewer men". Aside from misogyny he is often mocked for believing that depression is not real.

Recently, he ran into legal issues when he released a response video to Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg after being insulted by the former, where he accidentally showed a pizza box belonging to a Romanian restaurant, confirming his location in Romania and leading to him and his brother being arrested by Romanian authorities in December of 2022.

===[[File:Cball-Australia.png]] G'day MAYT! Wellcum to ‘straya ===

====[[File:Scomo.png]] Scott Morrison <s>(hOW GUd iz HAwAii!)</s>====
The Former Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison is well known for his incredible incompetence. Before even entering office, he was head of Australia's Tourism Board, where he created the "Where the bloody hell are ya" ad, which reduced tourism from places it was shown, and increased it from places it wasn't shown. As a member of Tony Abbott's cabinet, he created Robodebt, a faulty automated debt recovery scheme which erroneously sent debt notices to welfare recipients, many of whom did not own debts. This scheme lead to multiple suicides, as it target mostly people in vulnerable situations.

One of his first acts as Prime Minister was to take a secret holiday to Hawaii during the worst series of bushfires in Australia on record, after denying the impacts of climate change, including an incident where he brought a lump of coal into parliament. Later, he also was late to call an emergency zone during the Queensland floods, and was more absent from parliament than any prime minister on record.

During the COVID-19 pandemic, he ordered primarily Astra-Zeneca vaccines, which had the worst efficacy of any of the major vaccine brands, and did not order enough for the country, forcing former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd to strike a deal with Pfizer for more vaccines. A similar botched order occurred with Rapid Antigen Tests. He was described by health professionals as "diligently doing nothing useful"<ref>Health professionals describe Scott Morrison's character: [https://vahpa.asn.au/coronacrisis-the-democracy-of-health-and-the-health-of-democracy/]</ref>. During his re-election campaign, which he lost, he performed a series of gaffes, including knocking over a child in a game of rugby, and almost blinding himself with welding equipment. After the election, It was revealed that Morrison had appointed himself to 5 ministerial positions without knowledge of the rest of his party or cabinet.

Scott Morrison also had ties to Hillsong, a megachurch whose leader, Brian Houston, covered up sex crimes of his father, Frank Houston. Morrison also oversaw a sex scandal within his own party, where sex crimes were committed by senior members of his cabinet in the Parliament House prayer room. Morrison's peers in education have described him as an "embarrassment"<ref>Scott Morrison's University peers describe his character: [https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/scott-morrison-boycott-at-sydney-boys-high-school-alumni-say-he-is-an-embarrassment-20150327-1m95ot.html]</ref>. A rumour also circulated online that he defecated himself at a McDonald's in Engadine, New South Wales, after watching his favourite rugby team lose a match. This is likely false, but was seen by the Australian public as not out of line with his other actions.

===[[File:Cball-Nigeria.png]] Why r u running? WHY R U RUNNING?===
====[[File:BolaTinibu.png]] Bola Tinubu====
Bola Tinubu's campaign was questioned due to its lack of transparency to Nigerians, and he was criticized for shunning local media to give an exclusive to the BBC. He is widely accused in Nigeria of poor economic policy because he is considered the cause of Nigeria's economic crisis due to largely unilateral policy decisions such as the removal of the fuel subsidy and devaluation of the naira, raising petrol and food prices and therefore the cost of living and contributing to the hunger crisis, as well as generally incompetent and corrupt leadership. This intensified when he pushed an anthem change during this, which was not only widely criticized due to perceived missed priorities, but also criticized by some as it was written by a British expat who used outdated language seen as offensive. Recently he declared a state of emergency in the southern state of Rivers, criticised for reasons ranging from him refusing to suspend Nyesom Wike, associated with the crisis; to accused hypocrisy (such as not declaring a state of emergency in states where Boko Haram had presence); and again missed priorities.

===[[File:Reddit.png]] Reddit <s>Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100 Emoji bad Thanks for gold kind stranger</s> ===

====[[File:PCM.png]] r/PoliticalCompassMemes <s>( ME ChAd YOu SoY fLaIr Up! 1!!1!1!!!) </s>====
r/PoliticalCompassMemes is a subreddit dedicated to ridiculing stereotypes on the political compass, While the subreddit had users from a wide range of backgrounds at first after 2020 it would gain a lot of right wing users usually making fun of [[File:Libleft.png]] or [[File:SJW.png]] however after the 2024 elections the site has attracted many left wing users that seem to be replacing the right wing users with the two now usually in balance.


The posts can be marked with tags, the most popular one being "Agenda Post" which is used to memes in which the author's quadrant appears as a "based gigachad" while another quadrant which the author doesn't like appears as a crying Soyjak.

The agenda posts have the following stereotypes:
* [[File:Leftunity.png]]A former enemy now used nearly interchangeably with Libleft.
*[[File:Libleft.png]] [[Progressivism|Green LibLeft]] - The "good" libleft is usually used for Anarcho-Communists[[File:Ancom.png]]
**[[File:Orangelibleft.png]] {{PCBA|SJW|Orange LibLeft}}, The "bad" libleft usually  used for SJWS [[File:SJW.png]] 
* [[File:Libunity-yellow.png]] Used to show [[Primalism|LibUnity]] as well as anti-[[File:sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism]] 
* [[File:Libright-yellow.png]] A large number of users are like this and is generally for [[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]]
**[[File:Libright-purple.png]] The bad libright used to show [[Illegalism|Pedophilia]] most of the time
*[[File:Rightunity-yellow.png]] represented a large amount of the userbase from 2020-2024 and is for Conservatism [[File:Conservative.png]]
*[[File:Authright.png]] Also used to be a large part of the userbase from 2020-2024 now is mocked almost as much if not more then Libleft and is used for [[File:Authoritarian_Conservatism.png]] [[Authoritarian Conservatism]]
*[[File:Authunity.png]] Literal [[File:National_Socialism.png]] [[Nazism]]
*[[File:Authleft.png]] Represents [[State Socialism]] [[File:Statesoc.png]] and is the largest minority on the website
*[[File:Moder.png]] [[Apoliticism|Centrists]] [[File:Centrist-yellow.png]] - Either a cook who does not care for politics [[File:Moder.png]] [[Moderatism|grey centrists]] or someone who is a moderate [[Radical Centrism|radical centrists]].

*<s>Unflaired are scum and should flair up.</s>

====r/okbuddyretard====
r/okbuddyretard is an intentionally kakistocratic subreddit. As implied by the name, people there intentionally act like retarded kids, both in their posts (memes that mostly follow the "caption on top, caption at the bottom" format with topics such as ur mom) and in the comment section, where emojis are commonly overused.
==Purzanaleti==
Kakistocracy is to be portrayed as an absolute fool in pretty much all situations, he is often very immature going beyond the realm of just being an imbecile (having the mental maturity of a teenager) into the realm of being an idiot (having the mental maturity of a prepubescent child). He speaks in the heavily cringeworthy dialect of Temspeak*, as he is not illiterate, just absolutely brain-dead.

<nowiki>*</nowiki>''(I.e. "Hello, my name is Kakistocracy. becomes "HOI!!! I'm iz '''KAKISTOCRACY!!!11!!!!")'''''

His idiocy is often shown with him wearing a propeller beanie, adoring immature and crude memes (like "Big Chungus", "Doin ur mom", etc.), and generally lacking any proper experience on any subject. Generally tries to be friendly with most non-"nerd" and non-darwinist ideologies, but is largely ignored and/or despised by everyone else (except for Machajskism and Pol Potism).
==Vaeantz==
=== [[File:ConKak.png]] Kakistocratic Conservatism ===
WIP
=== [[File:Kakfem.png]] Kakistocratic Feminism ===
WIP

Kakistocratic Feminism is a variant of Kakistocracy who supports gender equality.
==Huw to Drah==
{{Flag|Kak_flag.svg}}
The design for Kakistocracy is based on [https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/febtd3/flag_for_kakistocracy_a_state_or_society_governed/ this flag] by the user u/ErinsHere on the r/vexillology subreddit.
#Drah a bol.
#Drah a straype of light-gween.
#Drah a white silhuette of hed in profile.
#Drah an Ω on the faice's forehed, awso in light-gween.
#Drah (optiunaley tiltad) eys.
#Drah a proppelar hat and ure done.
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==Relayshunshipz==
===KEWL FWENZ===


''(Note: the friendships are mostly one-sided)''

*[[File:Lawson.png]] [[Lawsonomy|Pwane guy]] - i wike pwanes.
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism|Nerd smashar]] - i wike hitting nerds against treez! Maybe we can pway fotbaww at the kiwwing fields?
**{{Alias|Polpot.png|File:Polpot.png|Yes, we can, comrade!}}
*[[File:Honk.png]] [[Satirism|Cwown]] - i wike cwowns!
*[[File:Ottoman.png]] [[Neo-Ottomanism|Kebab Tuwkey Wutermewon guy]] - Kebabs, tuwkeys and wutermewons yummy.
*[[File:Kemal.png]] [[Kemalism|Hewping Tuwkey]] - i wike tuwkey and hewping.
*[[File:Falgsc.png]] [[Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism|Wainbow woket guy]] - i wike wainbows and wokets
*[[File:Hcon.png]] [[Homoconservatism|Truhdishinle wainbow guy]] [[File:Homocon.png]] - Yay! Moar wainbows!!! He is moar owld fashind than the other too waibow guyz.
*[[File:Tradcon.png]] [[Classical Conservatism|Truhdishinle bri'ish guy]] - i wike tea, you wook wike my grampa. Awso yu sawnd funny.
*[[File:Cap.png]] [[Capitalism|Muney guy]] - i wike muney!
*[[File:Plutocrat.png]] [[Plutocracy|MOAR muney guy]] - MOAR muney!
*[[File:Chavismo.png]] [[Chavismo|Vuvuzela muney pwinter guy]] - U also cweate moar muney, thats coow! i awso wike pwaying the vuvuzela :) 
*[[File:Banana Republicanism.png]] [[Banana Republicanism|Banana guy]] - Imma banana, banana powar
*[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism|Wainbow Muney guy]] - He wikes muney and wainbows :)
*[[File:Anprim.png]] [[Anarcho-Primitivism|Ooga Booga guy]] - he says ooga booga, vewy funi
*[[File:Prim.png]] [[Primalism|Doggi]] - teehee, a doggi!
*[[File:Blacknat.png]] [[Black Nationalism|Quandale Dingle]] - "Watz up guiz? it'z Quandale Dingle here." Haha Quandale Dingle iz funni!!11!!!1!
*[[File:Ilminism.png]] [[Ilminism|K-POP guy]] - i wike K-POP. Whopa gungam stayl!
*[[File:Corp.png]] [[Corporatocracy|Mcdownalds person]] - Yay, mcdownalds!
*[[File:Burgerking.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Buwger King]] - i wike Buwger King.
*[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism|Taco Guy]] - i wove tacos!
*[[File:BingChilling.png]] [[Dengism|Bing Chilling]] - BING CHILLING, an i wike cheese food...
*[[File:Khrusch.png]] [[Khrushchevism|Cown guy]] - I wike Cown.
*[[File:3princ.png]] [[Tridemism|Twianguwar Chinese person]] [[File:3princ-col.png]] - yay! anodther cheese pirson!
*[[File:Cballalt-Japan.png]] [[State Shinto|Awime guy]] - i wike awime UwU.
*[[File:JapCom.png]] [[Reformist Marxism|Awime tank guy]] - i wike tanks and awime.
*[[File:Meow_Zedong.png]] [[Maoism|Kitty dat say mao]] - haha kiddy say mao! i pet kitty.
*[[File:geokitty.png]] [[Georgism|Kitty]] - Wow! Moar kitty? i wike this pwace!
*[[File:CatBoy.png]] [[Men's Liberation|Moar Kitty]] - yay! kitty numbar thwee.
*[[File:Foxite.png]] [[Radicalism|KEWL Flowa Focks]] - i wike flowas, fockses and being KEWL 😎!
*[[File:Circulus.png]] [[Circulus Theory|Poopoo guy]] - i wike pwaying with poopoo.
*[[File:Pop.png]] [[Populism|Lowd guy]] - he said he will give me ewwything i want if i vote fow him.
*[[File:Merc.png]] [[Mercantilism|Boat Guy]] - i wike boats.
*[[File:Demarchy.png]] [[Demarchy|Sneks and Wadders guy]] - i wike Sneks and Wadders!
*[[File:Santa.png]] [[Gift Economy|Sawta Cwaus]] - yay! Sawta Cwaus! i been so good dis year.
*[[File:Pirat.png]] [[Hydrarchy|Piwate]] - yay! i wove piwates! yaw yaw yaw!
*[[File:FDF-Pirate.png]] [[Piratism|Fwee game piwate]] - awr, moar piwates! He awso bring me fwee gamez. :)
*[[File:Posadist.png]] [[Posadism|BoomBoom guy]] - he make stuff go boom.
*[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism|Moar BoomBoom guy]] - Kan I buy your BoomBoom stuff?
*[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism|Bwack Boomboom guy]] - Awother boomboom guy!
*[[File:Accel.png]] [[Accelerationism|zoooooooooooom guy]] - welpd him go zoom, zoooom!
*[[File:Rightac.png]] [[Landian Accelerationism|muney zooom guy]] - i helpd him go fast as well but i wike him beter becawse he gives me muney
*[[File:Feud.png]] [[Feudalism|Knight]] - yay! Castwes and knights! can i bowow uw kewl hewmet?
*[[File:Reactsoc.png]] [[Reactionary Socialism|Knight dat share-wing wit me]] - cool! anothew knight, but dis time he share hiz honey candy wit me.
*[[File:Reactlib-icon.png]] [[Reactionary Libertarianism|Knight snek]] - i wike sneks and knights.
*[[File:Indust.png]] [[Industrialism|Cwayon Candy guy]] - he make cwayons and candy. i wike cwayons and candy.
*[[File:Ingsocf.png]] [[Ingsoc|Mistaw One Eye]] - hehe, he tawk wrong wike i do, up is down, wight is weft, wet is dwy.
*[[File:Horshu.png]] [[Horseshoe Centrism|Wrong tawk cowboy]] - hehe, he tawk wrong too. YEEHAW!
*[[File:Legion.png]] [[Legionarism|Tic Tac Tow guy]] - i wike Tic Tac Tow.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism|Wussian anfwem guy]] - i see a wot of funi meems about yow anfwem, and you sownd funni
*[[File:Front.png]] [[Anarcho-Frontierism|Cowboy]] - cowboys are cool, can i wide your horsie?
*[[File:Biopos.png]] [[Bio-Posadism|Booger guy]] - i wike boogers, boogers awe funi
*[[File:Helicopter_Man.png]] [[Pinochetism|Helicopter guy]] - thanks for the kewl hat :)
*[[File:Fujimori.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Awime helicopter guy]] - i wike awime and hewicopter UwU.
*[[File:SocCred.png]] [[Social Credit|Mistaw kwedit kawd]] - tanks for da kwedit kawd!
*[[File:Gay.png]] [[:Category:LGBT|Wainbow guy]] - i luv wainbows!!!!!
*[[File:Soul.png]] [[Soulism|Red eyes guy]] - i wike his strange tasting cookies. i donn know wut duz mawiwana means but sounds like fun!
*[[File:BoJo.png]] [[One-Nation Conservatism|Peppa Pig World Guy]] - i WOVE peppa pig world!!
*[[File:Necon.png]] [[Neoconservatism|Oyul guy]] - i wike covering myself in oyul. And i wike coll ow dawty
*[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way|Oyul flowa guy]] - i wike oyul and flowa
*[[File:Authcap.png]] [[Authoritarian Capitalism|Muney oyul guy]] - i wike muney and oyul
*[[File:Synclib.png]] [[Big Tent Liberalism|Big Tent guy]] - can i pway in ur tent?
*[[File:JewTheo.png]] [[Jewish Theocracy|Joo]] - he say he is joo, i dont know wut joo mean, and dat [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|meanie who took me camping]] sed he took joos like you camping, so joo sound like good guy :)
*[[File:Zio.png]] [[Zionism|Moar Joo]] - he say he awso joo, and he want soemthing called "joowish stayt", which is plase fow joos but not bad wike [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|his]] camp.
*[[File:Labzion.png]] [[Labour Zionism|Hewping Joo]] - i wike jiws and hewping
*[[File:Shapirocube.png]] [[Neo-Libertarianism|Funi oyul joo]] - I wike joo and oyu, he awso tawks funny
*[[File:Succdem.png]] [[Social Democracy|Flowa guy called SUCCdem]] - I wike flowas, and SUCCdem nuts!! HAHA!!
*[[File:Patcon.png]] [[Paternalistic Conservatism|Bwue flowa guy]] - i wike fwoas and teh cowor bwue.
*[[File:Soclib.png]] [[Social Liberalism|Bwue and Gowd Flowa guy]] - i wike fwowas, muney and teh cowor bwue and gowd :D.
*[[File:Socliber.png]] [[Social Libertarianism|Yewow flowa who gives me free muney]] - i wike flowas and teh cowor yewow. Awso thanks fow the fwee muney!!!
*[[File:Soccap.png]] [[Social Capitalism|Muney flowa guy]] - I wike muney and flowas
*[[File:Socauth.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Mean fwowa guy]] - I wike flowas, but hes mean.
*[[File:Kjellbergism-icon-2.png]] [[Nordic Model|PewDiePie]] - He pway minecwaft & make meatball! <s>he awso said funi gamer word on the bridge</s>
*[[File:MrBeast.png]] [[Social Capitalism|MrBeast]] -  Mr Breast plzz give me muney!!!
*[[File:Farm.png]] [[Agrarianism|Fawmer]] - He gwos food so I can eet it, yay!
*[[File:AnAg.png]] [[Agrarian Anarchism|Anofer fawmer]] - He gwos food for me aswew but he doesn have a coow twator wike [[Agrarianism|him]]!
*[[File:Agsoc.png]] [[Agrarian Socialism|Wisse fawmer]] - He makes the wisse in my diner
*[[File:Ecofem.png]] [[Ecofeminism|Fawmer's wife]] - Dank you fow showing me yoor funni chickens!
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism|Wed mop guy]] - hehe, i wike mops and da calah wed.
*[[File:Sec.png]] [[Authoritarianism|Gaval guy]] - I wike ur funi gavel, it go bang bang bang!
*[[File:Krit.png]] [[Kritarchy|Moar Gaval guy]] - He awso has gavel!
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism|Sand pit guy]] - wee i wike buildweng sandcastles in da sand pit! Awso, thanks for stoppweng [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|dat camping meanie]].
*[[File:Consocf.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|SUCCon]] - deez nuts funi.
*[[File:BritFash.png]] [[British Fascism|Electric guy]] - i wike pwaying with electrishitty butt I harve shooked mye self.
*[[File:PolState-Car.gif]] [[Police Statism|Police Kar Guy]] - Wee Woo Wee Woo I wike police car
*[[File:Caesar.png]] [[Caesarism|Funi talk guy]] - he say "wenny weedy weeky" vewy funi!
*[[File:PolFal.png]] [[National Radicalism|Minekraft guy]] - I luv minkraft i build bloks and stuff
*[[File:Altr.png]] [[Alt-Right|Kekistan guy]] - [[File:Kekistan.png]] kekistan is a vewy funi contri naem!
*[[File:Altl.png]] [[Alt-Lite|Funi Videos Guy]] - his funi SJW destwoyed numbah 80085 videos on youtube make me laff
*[[File:Tate.png]] [[Manosphere|Andwew taet]] - I wove andwew taet, what calah iz ur bwugati? He also hate cooties and smelly gorlz wike me
*[[File:Korwinism-Pikselart.png]] [[Korwinism|Poland walwus]] - ur funi! can I hav a femboy too?
*[[File:Glibr.png]] [[Green Libertarianism|Gween snek Guy]] - I wike calah gween and sneks.
*[[File:Conbertf.png]] [[Libertarian Conservatism|Bwue snek Guy]] - U r wike pwurpel snek guy, but not as meen.
*[[File:LiberMon.png]] [[Libertarian Monarchism|Snek King]] - I wike sneks and kings.
*[[File:Libtrans.png]] [[Libertarian Transhumanism|Wobot snek]] - I wike wobots and sneks.
*[[File:Putin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|POOTIN]] - Pootin is suwch a funni name and I wike memes abouwt you
*[[File:Plcn2.png]] [[Paleoconservatism|Uhmaricuh Guy]] - I luv Uhmaricuh. I also wike the elaphint.
*[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Owange twump]] - Twump meems awe funni, and i wike how his skin is owange!
*[[File:Statesoc.png]] [[State Socialism|Stuff Guy]] - hehe, im stuff.
*[[File:Nation.png]] [[Nationalism|Fwag Guy]] - I wike Fwag.
*[[File:Natcon.png]] [[National Conservatism|Bwue Fwag Guy]] - I wike Fwag and calah bwue.
*[[File:Isolation.png]] [[Isolationism|Pwrple Fwag Guy]] - I wike Fwag and da calah pwrple.
*[[File:Econat.png]] [[Eco-Nationalism|Gween Fwag Guy]] - I wike Fwag and da calah gween.
*[[File:Leftnat.png]] [[Left-Wing Nationalism|Wed Fwag Guy]] - I wike Fwag and da calah wed.
*[[File:WelfChauvin.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism|Flowa Fwag Guy]] - He wikes fwag and flowas.
*[[File:World.png]] [[Globalism|Gwobe Guy]] - He wikes gwobe and da erd.
*[[File:Globnat.png]] [[Alter-Globalism|Wed Gwobe Guy]] - He wikes wed gwobe but not bwue gwobe.
*[[File:World_Federalism2.png]] [[World Federalism|Kown Sywup Guy]] - He wikes giwing me kown sywup, yummy.
*[[File:Mat-0.png]] [[Matriarchy|Ur mom]] -  Doin' Your Mom,  Doin' Doin' Your Mom.
*[[File:Irridentism.png]] [[Irredentism|Big country guy]] - I weavvy wike watching altewnate histowy of yuwop videos on youtube! Spain, Ireland and Guatemala of wightful polish clay!
*[[File:Confem.png]] [[Conservative Feminism|Karen]] - Hehe, Karen is funi name.
*[[File:JuanPeron.png]] [[Peronism|Guy who made me vice pwesident]] - U made me Vise Prasident, thank u so mwuch 
*[[File:Videla.png]] [[National Capitalism|Car guy]] - Coow car, can I twake a wide in it?
*[[File:Karadzic.png]] [[Ethnonationalism|Funi Serb water guy]] - Remove kebab! Serbia Stronk.
*[[File:Theodemocracy.png]] [[Theodemocracy|Hewping Moron]] - I wike morons and hewping.
**[[File:Theodemocracy.png]][[File:LBubble.png]]I'M NOT A MORON.</em>[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Welf.png]] [[Welfarism|Hewping guy]] - <s>Iruma-chi!</s> I wike hewping!!
*[[file:Saadeh.png]] [[Saadehism|Shurikyen hewping guy]] - I wike hewping and pwaying with shurikyen. [https://youtu.be/_SdpjexsU7M&t=155s AAH MY EYEI!]
*[[File:Reactcross.png]] [[Reactionaryism|Funni Weezart guy]] - Thiz guy wears funni hat and tallks funni too. Ai laike idt!
*[[File:Jingoism.png]] [[Jingoism|Jingo bews guy]] - Hehe I wike jingo bews and kwismas :D
*[[File:Mesocon.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Urine and Feces guy]] - U have funi videos.
*[[File:Nationalist_Front_of_Mexico.png]] [[Mexican Fascism|El Dum]] - OmG El Dum!
*[[File:Lev_Davidovich_Bronstein.png]] [[Trotskyism|KFC guy]] - I wuv KFC!!
*[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought|Hide and Seek guy]] - Wets pway hide and seek!!
*[[File:Libms.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism|Wiberte Myushual guy]] - I wike ur adz wiff da emyu, dey ar funi.
*[[File:Hindutva.png]] [[Hindutva|Funi cow guy]] - he tawks funi, and so sowwy iz a funni youtoob chanel.
*[[File:Tetra.png]] [[Tetrarchy|Tetris guy]] - I WOVE TETRWIS <s>but Im bad at it</s>
*[[File:AnNatur.png]] [[Anarcho-Naturism|NAKED guy]] - WOHOO!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO WER CLOPHES!!!! I WOOK FUNNEY!!!!
**[[File:P_Diddy.png]]
*[[File:Envi.png]] [[Environmentalism|Weafy fwom BFDI]] - weafy is my favwit beefy die contestant she hewp evewywone :)
*[[File:Eccon.png]] [[Eco-Conservatism|Bwue weafy]] - Weafy but bwue?
*[[File:Cball-Ohio.png]] {{PBW|Ohiorawr|Dat funeeh muwican state}} - only in ohio 💀💀💀
*[[File:SPR.png]] [[Satirism#South Park Republicanism|Blud, deaf poo-poo guy]] - I wove sowth pawk! It sow funney! "Thwey kiwed Keny! Ywo bastawds!"
*[[File:Integralismf.png]] [[Brazilian Integralism|SIGMA MALE]] - im a sigma male too! sugma bawws lol xddd!!!
*[[File:Erga.png]] [[Ergatocracy|Err...'''GYATT'''-ocwacy]] - '''CHAT, THIS A RARE GYATT SIGHTING'''
*[[File:Statlib.png]] [[State Liberalism|Bug eater]] - mmm, i wuv eating bugz!
*[[File:Parti.png]] [[Particracy|Tiktok Rizz Party]] - [https://youtu.be/DnxG7Qdghj0 '''I RIZZ UP THE IMPOSSIBLE GO GO GO FANUM TAX YEAH JUST STOLE SHE CALL ME DRAKE CAUSE I GOT A POLE''']
*[[File:Welf.png]] [[Welfarism|Fwee monei]]- YES! I knew it thwat monei gwows on twees!
*[[File:Jokerismball.png]] [[Anarcho-Nihilism|Jonkler]] - He veri funi and based about sauciati, such a sigma.
*[[File:Sewersoc.png]] [[Sewer Socialism|Skibidi Toilet Fan]] - I luv skibidi toilet too!!1!!1!!!1
*[[File:Native.png]] [[Indigenism|Moai🗿 Builder]] - Thanx for making epic Moai🗿 Statues, theyre very funi and based.
*[[File:Trans.png]] {{PCBA|Transgenderism|Guy who lost Cooties}} - Yay! U quit bein a Smewwy Gorl and now are a Sigma Male!
*[[File:Monarch.png]] [[Monarchism|King]] - FROM THE SCREEN TO THE RING TO THE PEN TO THE KING
*[[File:Abmon.png]] [[Absolutism|Supa king]] - King but even COOWER
*[[File:Matmon.png]] [[Matriarchal Monarchism|Kween]] - YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS KWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
*[[File:Monsoc.png]] [[Monarcho-Socialism|Hewping king]] - He is king but he hewp me!!! Dank you!!!
*[[File:Monsynd.png]] [[Monarcho-Syndicalism|Stwiking king]] - King but he haets the estabwishment
*[[File:Acidcomf.png]] [[Acid Communism|Funny tawking wainbow dwugs guy]] - He tawks funny and he look like wainbow! And what awe these substances? Lemme twy them - WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (Gets sucked into a psychedelic rainbow world)
*[[File:BarrCom.png]] [[Barracks Communism|Bawack Obama]] - OBAMA PWISM <s> Wut do you mean you'we a "Diffewent pewson"? </s>
*[[File:ElonMusk.png]] [[Capitalist Transhumanism|Ewon Musk]] - I wike SpaceX and Teswa
*[[File:Deleon.png]] [[De Leonism|Baking soda makew]] - I wove making vowcanos out of baking soda in science cwass!
*[[File:Fut2.png]] [[Futurism|Funny tawking car paintew]] - Can yoo paint my caw wed?
*[[File:Euskadi_Carlism.png]] [[Euskadi_Carlism|Hewping spain king]] - Can yoo give me hat?
*[[File:Anqueer.png]] [[Queer Anarchism|Gae]] - Even moar wainbows! <s>Y r u GAE?</s>
*[[File:M48.png]] {{PCBA|M48 Pattonism|Gweat PCBA Fwend}} - My bwiggest adwocate on twe anwachy wiki
*[[File:Necrocracy.png]] [[Necrocracy|Chiken jawkey]] - CHIKEN JAWKEY!!! *throws popcorn everywhere and makes a huge mess*
**[[File:Synd.png]][[File:LBubble.png]]I swear, if idiots like you keep ruining screenings of this stupid movie, I'm going on strike, <em>but not before I strike you down.</em>[[File:RBubble.png]]

===Kinda Fwenz===
*[[File:Grey-Wolves-icon-pcb.png]] [[Turkish Idealism|Big doggi mean tuwkey]] - Big doggi want to make tuwkey bigger, i wike dat. But ur mean and scawy.
*[[File:Strato.png]] [[Stratocracy|Mean Doggi]]  - ooo! another doggi! Owchie! This won bit me! :(
*[[File:Ancom_Furry.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism|Kitty dat scratch me]] - ooo! another kitty! pwease dont scwatch me this time. dat huwts. :(
*[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism|Man who lookz like Cwaus]] - He pwut me on the nawty list and beat me whiff a stwick :|
*[[File:Unconditional_Accelerationism.png]] [[Unconditional Accelerationism|sad zooooom guy]] - hes wike the other zoooom guys but hwes so sawd :(
*[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism|Kewl Kids Kwub]] - IM KEWL!!!! deez [[File:KKKf.png]] hatz wook funi and I wanna weaw dem!! Can I join teh cwub? but u also a scawy ghost <s>plz dont kiww Quandale Dingle</s>
*[[File:Makhaevism.png]] [[Machajskism|Nerd Hater]] - ie bof hate NERDS!! <s>Wat do u meen u don't want us kewl not nurds to rule and want none to rule?</s>
*[[File:Kahan.png]] [[Kahanism|Mean muney Joo :(]] - he iz like da other joo, and he want "joowish sdayt" eben biger and he wikes muney:D But he iz meener than the Jiw abowe :(
*[[File:Bundis.png]] [[Bundism|Anothar hewping joo]] - He awso wikes hewping, but he hates jooish sdayt. :(
*[[File:Fash.png]] [[Fascism|Matchstick guy]] - i wike pwaying wiv matchsticks! :( waaaaa I buwned myself waaaaa :(
*[[File:AnEn.png]] [[Climate Skepticism|Fiwe guy]] - i wike buwning stuff. :( waaaaa I buwned myself awain waaaaa :( <s>NOOOO DONT BUWN [[File:Envi.png]]WEAFY!!!</s>
*[[File:Liqdem.png]] [[Liquid Democracy|Watur bottel]] - oh no im thiwsty. wook, a dwink yay! <small><s>Aw, mah tumi hurwts… *pukes*</s></small>
*[[File:Senatorialism (Tentacles).png]] [[Senatorialism|Squid Gaem]] - i ewt dalgowna candy becuwz it tasty, plwease downt kiww me ;(
*[[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism|Snek Guy]] - Sneks go hisssssss. i wike dem. <s>But why arr u wibrawian? Pwease donit mayk mi wead!</s>
*[[File:Paleolib.png]] [[Paleolibertarianism|Pwuple snek Guy]] - I awso wike the calah puwple bwut hes meener than da owther snek guy :c.
*[[File:Natlib.png]] [[National Libertarianism|Gwey snek Guy]] - i dont wike gwey and ur a meenie, but i wike sneks.
*[[File:Obj.png]] [[Objectivism|Muney Gowl]] - A cwinge gowl, but at weast she hates cooties and likes muney
*[[File:Libertfem.png]] [[Libertarian Feminism|Other Muney Gowl]] - Wike de above, she awso says she will seww me "spiecee pictuwes" of hewself, I don't wike spicy stuff tho
*[[File:Pat.png]] [[Patriarchy|Daddy]] - Daddy dont go, I dont wike being fatherwess :(.
*[[File:Hind.png]] [[Hindu Theocracy|Cow guy]] - i wike cows too! <s>wayt... y did u caww me a "shoodwa"?</s>
*[[File:Ecosoc.png]] [[Eco-Socialism|EVIL WEAFY]] - OH NO ITS EVIL WEAFY WUN!!
*[[File:Hangman.png]] [[Counter-Enlightenment|Gawst anti-gowow nerd]] - He hate gwow nerd, can I use dat gwowing stick? AAH, I burned myself.
*[[File:Mug.png]] [[Welfare Chauvinism|Monei Making Guy]] - I luv that u wike making Monei, hehe print go brrrr! <s>Don’t kiww kewl Kidz Kwub!</s>
*[[File:CCRU.png]] [[Occult Post-Humanism|Funni talkin lemuw fan]] - he tawk veri funi and tawk about wobots and lemuws and nftz. <S> Youwe kinda Scawy sometimez ngl </s>
*[[File:Howard_Scott.png]] [[Technocracy|Scott da Woz]] - HOLY FUK SCOTT THE WOZ?! MADDEN 08 GOOD CHIBBY WOBO ZIP LASH BAD VIRGINITY WII U ECOMONY GEX GEX GEX GEX GEX <s>wat do u mean ur not scott da woz? wait... r u a NERD?!?!</s>
*[[File:Cermon.png]] [[Ceremonial Monarchism|Fake king]] - King but he haets kings??? Wut???
*[[File:Conmon.png]] [[Constitutional Monarchism|Week king]] - You awe also king, but [[File:Abmon.png]] he think you awe week fow some weason
*[[File:Monfash.png]] [[Monarcho-Fascism|Meen king]] - You awe king but why you meen? :(
*[[File:Bonaparte.png]] [[Bonapartism|Funi hat icky onion nerd]] - I want ur funi hat, but ur a nerd like [[File:Enlightmon.png]] him. And pwease don't force me to eat does icky onions. At weast he hate gurlz.
*[[File:Post-an.png]] [[Post-Anarchism|Lazy nerd Mistaw One Eye]] - U wike da othar lazy nerd guy :( At weast u tawk funi
*[[File:Meta-Anarchism.png]] [[Nomadology|Agawio funi-tawking lazy nerd]] - I wike agawio and u tawk funi, but u awso nerdy.
*[[File:Petersonism.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Lobstar Nerd]] - Boring, but at weast he tawks funi about lobstars.
*[[File:Transh.png]] [[Transhumanism|kewl Wobot]] - kewl wobot! But why wont wobot giwe wobot arms...
*[[File:POSTHUMANISMICON.png]] [[Post-Humanism|Scawy wobot]] - Ur MOAR cool wobot, but ur scawy and want to remuv me. :(
*[[File:Alt_Aristocracy_icon.png]] [[Aristocracy|Hat guy]] - <s>Azz-azz!</s> i wike ur funi hats, but why do u hate me :(
*[[File:Gero.png]] [[Gerontocracy|Boomar]] - cwinge boomar calls me foowish chiwd, but i wike him and his funi tasting owd peopl candy!
*[[File:Esofash.png]] [[Esoteric Fascism|Scawy camping guy]] - U wike [[File:Nazi.png]] dat camping guy, but scawier. At weast U talk funi.
*[[File:Nazbol.png]] [[National Bolshevism|Tank camping guy]] - I wike tanks, but u wike dat camping guy. At weast U talk funi too.
*[[File:Hfash.png]] [[Homofascism|Wainbow Camping Guy]] - hehe, somewon dump a wainbow on the camping guy. He awso wanted to "wvestle" with me in da lockewwoom.
*[[File:Unit-731.png]] [[Showa Statism|Awime nerd]] - I wike awime, but ur a scawy nerd who twied to disasembl me.
*[[File:Bud.png]] [[Buddhist Theocracy|Guy who says "om"]] - He make me sit still for weally wong time watching my bweath, hes so boring. But at weast he says funni stuff wike "om mani padme hum" and doesnt wike [[File:Fem.png]] that smelly gorl.
*[[File:Ultraprogressivism.png]] [[Revolutionary Progressivism|Angwi violent gae guy]] - I luv wainbows, but pwees stop killing Epic Gamers.

===MEENIE DOO DOO HED===
*[[File:Technocracy.png]] [[Technocracy|Nerd]] - bowing.
*[[File:Neotech.png]] [[Technoliberalism|Bwue Nerd]] - bowing.
*[[File: Scientocracy Small.png]] [[Scientocracy|Anotha nerd]] - bowing, and he wont let me pway wiff his science stuf :(
**{{Alias|Scientocracy_Small.png|Scientocracy|Last time you tried, you almost poisoned yourself.}}
*[[File:Merit.png]] [[Meritocracy|SUPAR NERD]] - SUPAR BOWING!
*[[File:Nooc.png]] [[Noocracy|SUPAR DUPAR NERD]] - SUPER DUPAR BOWING!!
*[[File:Enlightmon.png]] [[Enlightened Absolutism|SHINY NERD KING]] - SUPAR DUPAR BOWING!! 
*[[File:Cybercr.png]] [[Cyberocracy|'''SUPAR DUPAR WOBOT NERD''']] - SUPAR DUPAR BOWING!!
*[[File:Enlightenment.png]] [[Enlightenment Thought|Shiny nerd]] - Ur ligt hutz my eyez.
*[[File:ReactPix.png]] [[Reactionary Modernism|Dark robot]] and [[File:Nrx.png]] [[Neoreactionaryism|Dark nerd]] - Scawy guys who are tu nerdy, so even [[Enlightenment Thought|Shiny nerd]] is scawed.
*[[File:Auto.png]] [[Autocracy|Mean Sewfish Guy]] - Ur so mean, y dont u wike me?
*[[File:Klep.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Guy who pwomised me fwee bobux]] - He pwomised to me fwee bobux :(
*[[File:Chine.png]] [[Chinese Theocracy|Cheese nerd]] - boring Cheese person that forces me to take exams. 
*[[File:Franco-alt.png]] [[Francoism|Spanish nerd]] - boring Spanish person who kiwwed [[File:Ancom Furry.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism|kitty]]. :( Awso, Dere is no gawd but Francisco Macias Nguema!
*[[File:SL.png]] [[Silver Legionism|American nerd]] - boring American person who mayde poopy fillms dat hats no sornd and colror.
*[[File:Perkonkrusts.png]] [[Pērkonkrusts|Latvian nerd]] - boring Latvian person wo fayeld to mak a boom reich even at a Soyviet momument.
*[[File:Vpered.png]] [[Vperedism|Russian nerd]] - boring Wussian person who hates [[File:Farm.png]] fawmer guy.
*[[File:Steinval.png]] [[Steiner-Vallentyne School|Puerto Rican nerd]] - poopy Pwewto Wican whos wants to send me to skool. i don wanna go to SCOOW. 
*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism|Scawy muney guy]] - Scawy guy who wikes kiwwing peopwe, and making muney. i dont wike him.
*[[File:NeoEnl.png]] [[Neo-Enlightenment|Scawy muney nerd]] - Nerd, who hates me for bewin "unefficient" and he wants to kiww me. 
*[[File:Eugen.png]] [[Eugenicism|CBT Nerd]] - cwinge nerd who kicked me in dezz nuts. At west he wikes to tawk about wabbits too, so that's coow–*gets nonexistent brains blown out*
*[[File:LeftCom.png]] [[Left Communism|Book Nerd]] - i dont wike weading
*[[File:Einstein.png]] [[Minarcho-Socialism|Nerd Joo]] - E= mc^2 wut? I downt ged it?
*[[File:Ittihad.png]] [[Ittihadism|Tuwkish nerd]] - boring tuwkish person who wants to stewiwize me too.
*[[File:Anpostleft.png]] [[Post-Leftism|Mean lazy book nerd]] - Boring nerd who wikes weading and iz veri mean. He awso smewws vewy bad.
*[[File:Neomarx.png]] [[Neo-Marxism|Gray nerd]] - I don't wike da calah gway and [[File:Petersonism.png]] [[Conservative Liberalism|Lobstar nerd]] told me ur bad... :( u awso more nerdy than him so i dont wike dat. 
*[[File:Frankfurt.png]] [[Frankfurt School|FrankFART skoow]] - U wike [[File:Neomarx.png]] [[Neo-Marxism|gray nerd]] an I don wan to go to skoow.
*[[File: Mediastocracy flair.png]] [[Mediacracy|cwinge tv parts]] - Just wet me watch cawtuns, dont switch for boring stuf, u boomar.
*[[File:Apolit.png]] [[Apoliticism|Anotha boomar]] - boomar who yeww at me for eating his woast when he wasnt working :(
*[[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|Person who took me to camping]] - U took me camping and forgor 💀 me, at least until [[File:Tito.png]] pit guy saved me.
*[[File:Jnaz.png]] [[Jewish-Nazism|Camping Joo]] - How aw u joo if [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|he]] doesnt wike joos?
*[[File:Nattrans.png]] [[Nazi Transhumanism|Camping wobot]] - Mean wobot who took me camping.
*[[File:Satan.png]] [[Satanic Theocracy|Scawy Guy]] - yor scawy :(
*[[File:SecSat.png]] [[Secular Satanism|Kinda scawy guy]] - ur not as scawy as the other guy but ur a NERD
*[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism|"Sacwifice" guy]] - he mean. he sez he geng to "sacwifise" me. wut duz sacwifise meen? It sound bad
*[[File:Communalist.png]] [[Communalism|Toy shawer]] - i dont womt to shawe me towys!
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism|Wunch muney stealer]] - he steal me wunch muney :(
*[[File:Comb.png]] [[Combatocracy|Buwwy]] - he buwwies me. Im sad :(
*[[File:Krater.png]] [[Kraterocracy|Ewen meener buwwy!]] - he wike da wast guy, but meener!
*[[File:Darwinist.png]] [[Social Darwinism|CBT Buwwy]] - he buwwys me and awso kicked me in deez nuts.
*[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism|Gwedy Buwwy]] - He steaws my thinz and buwwies me :(
*[[File:Fem.png]] [[Feminism|Smelly Gorl]] - EW COOTIES!
*[[File:Radfem.png]] [[Radical Feminism|Meen Gorl]] - More cooties and she iz also meener than the other gorl
*[[File:Nazfem.png]] [[National Feminism|Meen Camping Gorl]] - she iz wike the [[File:Nazi.png]] [[Nazism|Meen Guy that took me camping]] and she haz gross cooties.
*[[File:Anfem.png]] [[Anarcha-Feminism|Vilent Gorl]] - she is gross cooties and she wikes to buwn down stuff, that scawes me.
*[[File:Cyberfem.png]] [[CyberFeminism|Wobot Nerd Gorl]] - she haz gwoss cooties and shes awso iz a huge nerd.
*[[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] [[National Capitalism|Moni Camping Guy]] - y iz ur camping so ex'''penis'''ive? u maek mi woerk 4 soh lawn.... :(
*[[File:Zeroac.png]] [[Zero Accelerationism|Swowe guy]] - Haahaha im fawster dan u!!
*[[File:Antijap.png]] [[Anti-Japaneseism|Scawy guy that hatez awime]] - he keepz buwwying me for wiking awime :(
*[[File:Mediocracy.png]] [[Mediocracy|Mid]] - MID MID MID MID MID
**{{Alias|Mediocracy.png|Mediocracy|At least I do have rediming qualities.}}
*[[File:Totalitarian.png]] [[Totalitarianism|Stawker]] - He watchews me evewywhere i go, thats scawy
*[[File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Scawy stori guy]] - He scawes me wit storiess abot te elte turig fwogs gway.
*[[File:OOTS.png]] [[Death Worship|Peowple hater mistaw one eye]] - u reimnds me of the mistaw one eye but u no like peowple and u like deth, u scare me!!!!!
*[[File:Contrarianism-Icon.png]] [[Contrarianism|no wike anyfing guy]] - He no wike anyfing i wike, he hates popwular stuf, arent u anothar NERD?
**{{Alias|Contrarianism-Icon.png|Contrarianism|Me? A nerd? Nah, nerds have gone mainstream by now. <small>And so has punk now that I think about it...</small>}}
*[[File:Reptilians.png]] [[Illuminatism|ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!11!]] - He iz very scawy, and says tat I wil be a "pelfekt fud fol tem".
*[[File:Mach.png]] [[Machiavellianism|boring chess nerd]] - i dont wike chess, it’s so boring and huwts my bwain <s>not dat i haf won!</s>! i pwefew sneks and waddews.
*[[File:Vegarch.png]] [[Total Liberationism|Veggies guy]] - he awways make me eat gwoss veggies and get mad wen i eat borgir.
*[[File:BlackHundred.png]] [[Black Hundredism|Wussian buwwy]] - meanie Wussian who saies wowds i dont undewstand and is weayy viowent and scawy. Who is the zar? yuo make no sens.
*[[File:LesbiaNRx.png]] [[LesbiaNRx|OestOwOgen Wobot Nerd]] - NOOOO, I DON'T WANNA BECOME A GOWL!!!1!!1!1
*[[File:SJW.png]] {{PCBA|SJW|Sensitive gae guy}} - Y do u hate me!? These awe just funni joeks!!!!1!!1!1111!!
*[[File:Xenofeminism.png]] [[Xenofeminism|Goofy Ahh Gorl]] - Smelly Ohio Gorl with Goofy AHH Cooties (Wait, U don't even claim to be a girl!?!?!?)
*[[File:Post-Genderism.png]] [[Postgenderism|Guy? Gowl? Enbi? Wobot?]] - I DONT NOW WHO U R, IM SO SCAWED.
*[[File:TransFem.png]] {{PCBA|Transgenderism|Smelly Gorl with extra chromasone}} - NOOOOO y have u became a Smelly Gorl! I'm not a tranzfobe, I luv diz sigma [[File:Trans.png]] male!
*[[File:AmericanModel_1.png]] [[American Model|'Muwica]] - Meenie who bannd Tiktok 4 the day :(
*[[File:Neolud.png]] [[Neoluddism|Fowne hater]] - Ur wike the above guy but WOWSE!!! Dont smash my fowne, I wanna watch bwainwot on Tiktok and Youtoob but naw kant!!!1!
*[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism|Bath guy]] - dont make me take a bath, bathing is cwinge! [https://youtu.be/b6AJPsVCHps hewes 10 weasons why]
*[[File:Dengf.png]] [[Dengism|ban guy]] - nooo y u ban everything :( I want to watch bwainrot skibidi sugma content on tiktok and yt :((((<s>[https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1JdYeeuECH?vd_source=7d0b92c7495231eb2aabdf495d92be08 noooo……]</s>
*[[File:Hmind.png]] [[Hive-Mind Collectivism|Nerd Awmy]] - So Many Nerds!!!
*[[File:P_Diddy.png]] [[Cultism|The Diddler]] -  [https://youtu.be/YZpINvZ9w7E OH OW OW OH P DIDDY NO *tortured scream*]

==Picturz==
===Atrwrk===
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====Altelnates!!111!====
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===Fotoz===
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File:Legend2T-Kakistodemocracy.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/g0wrkc/kakistocracy/ Kakistocracy] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/TheLegend2T/ TheLegend2T]
File:OzymandiasFR-Doggy.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/gqehdg/kakistocracy_makes_a_new_friend/ Kakistocracy Makes a New Friend] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/OzymandiasFR/ OzymandiasFR]
File:Borisyukishvili-Technokakistocracy.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/gl6qy3/what_does_hate_technocracy_about_kakistocracy/ What Does Hate Technocracy About Kakistocracy] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/Borisyukishvili/ Borisyukishvili]
File:ErinsHere-IngKak.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/fhqipb/ingsoc_and_kakistocracy_have_a_lot_in_common/ Ingsoc and Kakistocracy Have a Lot in Common] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/ErinsHere/ ErinsHere]
File:ProGromlinPlayer-ConfusingMemes.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/hdtot0/confusing_memes_reupload_because_i_needed_to_fix/ Confusing Memes Reupload Because I Needed To Fix] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/ProGremlinPlayer/ ProGremlinPlayer]
File:Staswalle-Cracycon.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/hozyv7/cracycon/ -cracy-con] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/staswall-e/ Staswall-e]
File:Staswalle-Masks.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/hs87af/it_was_all_planned/ It Was All Planned...] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/staswall-e/ Staswall-e]
File:ThePosadist-VOTE.png|[https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/h9zree/corporatocracy_reminds_you_to_vote/ Corporatocracy Reminds You To Vote] by [https://www.reddit.com/user/The-Posadist/ The-Posadist]
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File:BE-Kak-map.jpg|Credit: u/BE______________ ([[User:BE14underscores|Wiki]]) [https://www.reddit.com/r/Polcompball/comments/j64llj/real_researched_100_accurate_political_map_of_the/ source]
File:Non-Quad Squad.png
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File:Types of evil.png|"Types of evil" by u/Decent_Dot422
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==Furfer Infrumayshun==
===Bookz===
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/0847837580 Be Stupid: For Successful Living.] by Renzo Rosso
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JGQNQUU Protest Vote: How Politicians Lost the Plot] by Tim Newark
*[https://books.google.com/books?id=c9wYtQEACAAJ Politicians: The Worst Kind of People to Run the Government, Except for All the Others] by Bruce Chapman
*[https://spandrell.com/2013/03/26/lee-kuan-yew-drains-your-brains-for-short-term-gain/ Lee Kuan Yew Drains Your Brains for Short Term Gain] by Spandrell
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B015S7R6HO Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode?] by Wimpy Fart
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I43E2MQ Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap] by PT Evans
*[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I44IFIM Stinky Steve: Book Two- A Minecraft Superhero] by PT Evans
*[https://books.google.com/books?id=BZl1DwAAQBAJ Surrounded by Idiots] by Thomas Erikson
*[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12715870 The Loud House: Revamped] by Jamesdean5842
*[https://www.amazon.com.au/Empress-Theresa-Norman-Boutin/dp/1495450422 Empress Theresa] by [[File:NormanBoutin.png]] Norman Boutin

===Wickeepeediuh===
*[[w:Kakistocracy|Kakistocracy]]
*[[File:Anti-Intellectualism.png]] [[w:Anti-intellectualism|Anti-intellectualism]]
*[[File:Anti-Science.png]] [[w:Anti-science|Anti-science]]
**[[w:Scienticide|Scienticide]]
*[[File:Pseudoscience.png]] [[w:Pseudoscience|Pseudoscience]]
*[[File:Pseudohistory.png]] [[w:Pseudohistory|Pseudohistory]]
*[[File:Merit.png]] [[w:Peter_principle|Peter principle]]
**[[w:Dilbert_principle|Dilbert Principle]]
*[[w:Dunning–Kruger effect|Dunning–Kruger effect]]
*[[File:Darwinist.png]] [[w:Darwin_Awards|Darwin Awards]]
*[[w:List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_inventions|List of inventors killed by their own inventions]]
*[[File:Cball-UK.png]][[File:Cball-US.png]][[File:Cball-Myanmar.png]][[File:Liber.png]] [[w:Metrication_opposition|Metrication opposition]]
**[[File:Cball-UK.png]][[File:Cball-US.png]][[File:Cball-Myanmar.png]][[File:Liber.png]] [[w:Imperial_units|Imperial units]]
*[[w:Golden_Raspberry_Awards|Golden Raspberry Awards]]
*[[File:PanAsian.png]] [[w:East_Asian_age_reckoning|East Asian age reckoning]]
*[[File:Pac.png]] [[w:Appeasement|Appeasement]]
*[[w:Pyrrhic victory|Pyrrhic victory]]
*[[w:Wikipedia:Deleted articles with freaky titles|Deleted articles with freaky titles]]
*[[w:Brainrot|Brainrot]]
*[[w:Good Tsar, bad Boyars|Good Tsar, bad Boyars]]

===Videeoz and Songz===
*[[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] [https://youtu.be/Sn4UNTw6rVI 'Auschwitz of Africa' The Insane Dictator Of Equatorial Guinea] by [https://www.youtube.com/@ADayInHistoryOfficial A Day In History]
*[[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]] [https://youtu.be/pW9IeSmJdeY The Man Who Destroyed His Country - Macias Nguema "The Pol Pot of Africa"] by [https://www.youtube.com/@theravenseye9443 The Raven's Eye]
*[https://youtu.be/YKSyWqcKing The Dangerous Rise of Anti-Intellectualism] by [[File:Scientocracy Small.png]] [[Scientocracy|Professor Dave Explains]]
*[https://youtu.be/eV56cigF6Bw 🚫 THINKERS 🚫] by [https://www.youtube.com/c/Jregory Jreg]
*[https://youtu.be/itXkYp34-5U Spandrell's IQ Shredder] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC91p6Rx2oUR0YadvfiKsh6Q Clossington]
*[https://youtu.be/-adHRNYHbm0 Can Learning Make You Dumb] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqmugCqELzhIMNYnsjScXXw Vsauce2]
*[https://youtu.be/tzD9OxAHtzU skibidi toilet] by [[File:DaFuqBoom.png]] DaFuq!?Boom!
*[https://youtu.be/81KDBaFl5wg Skibidi Toilet People] by [[File:Jokerismball.png]] FatTV
*[https://youtu.be/Z-bIsC44xII "I Don't Know What Sex Is" Music Video - Sam and Bill] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQE-0-8tBwbIFKiBgiehH-g Bad Duck Media]
*[https://youtu.be/6YDoowoYzOI Big Chungus Song (the other one)] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLCdyRg3u5O-EVP5p46QxcQ/videos CG5]
*[https://youtu.be/08AlPkjmnDo Pickle Rick Dubstep] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCajvuGkta86Ux04TszJFVeQ/videos TripON]
*[https://youtu.be/hLTgQ5SC-PU Ugandan Knuckles Trap Remix] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi2bIyFtz-JdI-ou8kaqsqg TRAP MUSIC NOW]
*[https://youtu.be/zecnwqXe850 Polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19191] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCyg03T8kONH6eC_pheMmiQ Cheese touch gaming]
*[https://youtu.be/ULeDlxa3gyc Loadsamoney (Doin' Up the House)] by [[w:Harry_Enfield|Harry Enfield]]
*[https://youtu.be/XG8b7WhANNA 100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All?] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/yomama Yo Mama]
*[https://youtu.be/BitqyHHYFBc peter griffin dubstep] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/OfficialShrek bethers]
*[https://youtu.be/OKWVNeDYZmU Yoda Cock and Ball Torture ASMR - (Hardstyle Remix (2019))] by [https://www.youtube.com/user/chloenaiter burk]
*[https://youtu.be/dWNvlyycWzQ oki doki boomer] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTUHzVzRwN_2x13IWQ9QVNg senzawa]
*[https://youtu.be/Rtqkxkt7Hyg Rick Astley - Ram Ranch] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmq-ya0oC7SB-DkHxeHHEaw Jar]
*[https://youtu.be/ZoDnu0ixI-U Family Guy Fart Song] uploaded by [https://www.youtube.com/user/ExTiNcTuNiVerSe/ ExTiNcTuNiVerSe]
*[https://youtu.be/v7cIFDS-5Cg Family Guy: Funny Moments Compilation] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0nB4gwGOrHKvaQJ1T82Htg Fortuna Design]
*[https://youtu.be/EBAywIU6FoM Peter Griffins Funniest Moments] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLIaNWPjvsSkWmQe45jayjA Marcos Ruiz]
*[https://youtu.be/tZp8sY06Qoc I'M PICKLE RICK!] from ''Rick and Morty'', reuploaded by [https://www.youtube.com/c/NiftYeee/videos TheMajorNerd]
*[https://youtu.be/3UtPGhoMkXw D Se Dab] by Nickelodeon India, reuploaded by [https://youtube.com/@CatmanWaGozen Catman]
*[https://youtu.be/NjgFKUooYHY Le Fishe 1 hour loop] by [https://www.youtube.com/c/LordEddington LordEddington]
*[https://youtu.be/jlY3CVMqoME Johnny Johnny Baby Shark Remix]
*[https://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0 The Gummy Bear Song] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLoKWb_rlp80mg0aSLtsUGw icanrockyourworld]
*[https://youtu.be/Hw1ncADC9KM Mr Douchebag] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCESNYRD3HRimEVi-2EpziVg Your Favorite Martian]
*[https://youtu.be/DD5UKQggXTc The Annoying Orange] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/AnnoyingOrange Annoying Orange]
*[https://youtu.be/_bcgb7KsTvA Aaaah!] by Steve Mweusi
*[https://youtu.be/SmsRN78qMxM Autism] by [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYFvEPbFbDIVRiODrh1-x4g MowtenDoo]
*[https://youtu.be/WchseC9aKTU Two Trucks] by Lemon Demon
*[https://youtu.be/A64PqRol5t0 TOP 10 FARTS] by Jacksfilms
*<s>[https://youtu.be/l3GfCmbPDN0 Socialism Makes People Selfish] by PragerU</s>
*[https://youtu.be/kpshFNuJXSQ Family Guy - Our Idiot Brian]
*[https://youtu.be/31mtmlRJ3s8 Totes relatable] by Robert Oconnor
*[https://youtu.be/WYEcKNyW4iA How to turn your mouth into a cereal bowl FAIL] by Fun Master
*[https://youtu.be/wg4EZW3_XuA The Wall Review] by the Nostalgia Critic
*[https://youtu.be/MobkO51msMI UNDERTALE THE MUSICAL] by Logan Hugueny-Clark
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmdZ3yaBIVIW-OxGcVRCtD63thztEGK4_ ☆ Classic Teletubbies Full Episodes!]
*[https://youtu.be/grAOfOjONfY Snoop Dogg Kid]
*[https://youtu.be/z_4AxzvhCPY Baby T-Pain] by Hachi Akarolo
*[https://youtu.be/aRSHRLnxNzE Song For All Haters] by Misha
*[https://youtu.be/8VtzsBWUJt0 screaming and farting compilation] ft. Jerma985
*[https://youtu.be/R241RjFVjXM Dear Mom] by Morgz
*[https://youtu.be/PceHIT9vaF8 Better Call goofy ahh Saul phonk remix]
*[https://youtu.be/2n4JmoFp8Yw Pee Pee Poo Poo] by Baby Kata
*[https://youtu.be/TVgxUUu-yOw Nikocado Avocado Crying and Screaming Compilation]
*[https://youtu.be/TCwycn8jLIk Johnny Johnny Yes Papa] by EdukayFUN
*[https://youtu.be/ncOCu2ErLe4 Skibidi biden]
*[https://youtu.be/ZSgvp8fpC_k Pingas Pingas Song] by [https://www.youtube.com/@mrtom1rox mrtom1rox]
*[https://youtu.be/uJihqk7XIXY Where Did You Go] by S'morez (N-word warning)
*[[File:GE.png]] [https://youtu.be/MkFgv-m9sc8 Christmas Wish] by Dhar Mann, Shaun Dixon, and Kaido Lee Roberts
*[https://youtu.be/XZt5P7iIqXo Billie Jean] by Hev Abi
*[https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLru9OfAbgWKnQa2wovvI6cTNCk_QS-SK0 Binge Watch Animations] by Max Design Pro
*[https://youtu.be/3pFw90XzS5w I Is Candice Yo] by Candice DeBébé
*[https://youtu.be/HrocTAkQwfg Battle For Dream Island Song Animated Music Video (BFDI)] by BENJIxScarlett
*[https://youtu.be/qe-vE273Dfo Skibidi Inside Out 2 Song] also by BENJIxScarlett
*<s>[https://youtu.be/PE2YZhcC4NY A Minecraft Movie | Teaser] by Warner Bros. Pictures</s>
*[https://youtu.be/TWVZT65zjkQ Top 100 Worst Releases of All Time (Worst Music Ever)] by RYM Charts
*[https://youtu.be/OW519A9F12I ytp sexer] by [[File:Honk.png]] SPIGOTTAN
*[https://youtu.be/-LU_gpDfr9Y?si=aD_uC07AgWRO5Hgf Minecraft Chicken Jockey Reactions That Went INSANE!] by Top Floor

===Online Cumuniteez===
*[[File:PCM.png]] [https://pcmemes.net/ PCMemes]
*[[File:4chan.png]] [https://boards.4chan.org 4chan]
**[[File:4chan.png]] [https://boards.4chan.org/b/ /b/]  [[File:Coomer.png]]
**[[File:4chan.png]] [https://boards.4chan.org/pol/ /pol/] [[File:Poltard.png]]
*[[File:Reddit.png]] [https://reddit.com/ Reddit]
**[[File:Kak.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Idiots/ r/idiots]
**[[File:Honk.png]] [https://reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard r/OkBuddyRetard]
**[[File:Honk.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/ r/dankmemes]
**[[File:Nordmodel.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/ r/PewdiepieSubmissions]
**[[File:Alt-shite.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/Cringetopia r/Cringetopia]
***[https://www.reddit.com/CringetopiaRM r/CringetopiaRM]
**[[File:Proggtard.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit/ r/TopMindsOfReddit]
**[[File:Necrocracy.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/195 r/195] [[File:Necro-ghost.png]] (R.I.P)
**[[File:Proggtard.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/196/ r/196]
**[[File:Honk.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/ r/shitposting]
**[[File:Pacfem-1.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy r/WitchesVsPatriarchy]
**[[File:PCM.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes r/PoliticalCompassMemes] [[File:Alt-shite.png]]
**[[File:NeoLibtard.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/Neoliberal r/neoliberal]
**[[File:OldLeftOid.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/ r/stupidpol]
**[https://reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess r/AnarchyChess]
**[[File:SJW.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/AgainstHateSubreddits/ r/AgainstHateSubreddits]
**[[File:Contrarianism-Icon.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/ r/UnpopularOpinion]
**[[File:Chodi.png]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20220120100719/reddit.com/r/chodi r/Chodi]
**[[File:Reactcross.png]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20220721030226/reddit.com/r/averageredditor r/AverageRedditor]<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/JustUnsubbed/search/?q=averageredditor</ref>
**[[File:Neckbeard.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/ r/atheism]
**[[File:AuthCon2.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/antitheistcheesecake/ r/antitheistcheesecake]
**[[File:ML.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme r/TheRightCantMeme]
**[[File:Alt-shite.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLeftCantMeme r/TheLeftCantMeme]
**[[File:Minecraft.png]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/feedthememes/ r/feedthememes] [[File:Proggtard.png]]
*[https://www.quora.com/ Quora]
*[[File:Musk2.png]] [https://x.com/ X (Twitter)] [[File:Twittard.png]]
*[[File:Tik Tok.png]] [https://www.tiktok.com/ TikTok]
*[[File:Wignat.png]] [https://www.theapricity.com The Apricity] [[File:ScientificRacism.png]]
*[https://newqualitipedia.telepedia.net/wiki/Qualitipedia_Wiki Qualitipedia]
*[[File:Honk.png]] [https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Main_Page Uncyclopedia]

===Othar===
*[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Category:Idiots The Idiot Category]
*[https://deadspin.com/idiot-of-the-year-40-of-the-dumbest-fish-to-swim-throu-1845946653 Idiot of the Year!]

===Partyz===
*[[File:Cball-Equatorial_Guinea.png]] [[w:United_National_Workers'_Party|United National Workers' Party]] [[File:PUNT-Nguema.png]]
*[[File:Polpot.png]] [[w:Communist_Party_of_Kampuchea|Communist Party of Kampuchea]]
*[[File:LPNH.png]] [[w:Libertarian Party of New Hampshire|Libertarian Party of New Hampshire]]

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