Wiki is in the process of importing stuff Please be patient Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!===Potential Business Partners=== *[[File:Ancapf.png]] [[Anarcho-Capitalism]] - Cool but why the anarchism? *[[File:Neoliberal-icon.png]] [[Neoliberalism]] - Good job taking over the world and helping me consolidate power in third-world countries. However, there's no need for you to disguise yourself as a democratic ideology. *[[File:Yeltsin.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Yeltsinism]] - Good job dismantling the Soviet Union, defeating those commies in the Supreme Soviet in 1993, implementing privatization and shock therapy, but your reign was unsuccessful, you were unable to complete your reforms. *[[File:Putin.png]] {{PCBA|Putinism}} - Initially you basically continue Yeltsin’s policy and your reign is a factor preventing the restoration of the USSR, but hatred of the West and rhetoric admiration for the Soviet Union are cringe and you slowly almost became [[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism|them]] that even more cringe, not to mention that you’re support anti-western leftists around the globe! *[[File:Ford.png]] [[Fordism]] - Isn´t this a bit much_ *[[File:Libcorp.png]] [[Corporatism|Liberal Corporatism]] - You know a thing or two about management but try to take my property and you die! *[[File:Statecap.png]] [[State Capitalism]] - Why do people think I'm you? We may both have strong governments, but I don't use it to intervene in the economy while you do. Though still, we could be great business partners if you move to the economic right. *[[File:Pinkcap.png]] [[Pink Capitalism]] - Disgust for individual freedom, but some (like Noriega Batista and Kagame) made good use of it. *[[File:ChiangKaiShek.png]] [[Tridemism|Chiang Kai-shek Thought]] - Fellow anti-communist dictator who got stabbed many times in the back by the US for not following their orders. However, you're not market-liberal enough when it comes to economics. Killing commies is based but killing rich Shanghai capitalists was not. *[[File:Showa-kanmuri.png]] [[Showa Statism]] - Imperial Japan was more capitalist, but less authoritarian during the Meiji and Taishō era, but your staunch anti-communism was admirable. *[[File:Baath.png]] [[Ba'athism]] - Hafez Assad is quite based, Bashar is aided by [[File:Nazcap-Hat.png]] my son and Frans van Anraat helped Saddam, but you are closer to State Capitalism and pretend to be socialist. *[[File:Gaddafi.png]] [[Gaddafism]] - We used to be enemies when you funded and trained so-called "anti-imperialist", militant rebel groups across the world. Our relationship did, however, improve over time as you improved foreign relations with the west and encouraged foreign investment. I'm not sure what to think about your downfall. *[[File:Jihad.png]] [[Jihadism]] - Good job against the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and against those Kurdish commies, but you put religion over economics. *[[File:Pron.png]] [[Peronism]] - Viva Videla! But thanks to Menem for forgiving those involved in the dictatorship and Perón for having supported Colonia Dignidad,<ref>See: [[W:People pardoned by Carlos Menem|1]] and [[W:Colonia_Dignidad#Nazi_ties|2]]</ref> even though left-wing Peronism sounds horrible. *[[File:Mobutism.png]] [[Kleptocracy|Mobutism]] - Based leader overall but the US eventually turned on you and with the help of Kagame and Museveni overthrew your regime following the Rwandan Genocide. *[[File:Hochi.png]] [[Ho Chi Minh Thought]] [[File:Đổi Mới.png]] (Post-1990s-) - I won't forgive you for the Fall of Saigon and destroying South Vietnam but I've been warming up to you since you initiated the Đổi Mới reforms and embraced free-market capitalism during the 1990s. Nguyễn Tấn Dũng is especially based. *[[File:Polpot.png]] [[Pol Potism]] - I like to say I hate you but my followers in Thailand, Singapore, and Malaysia supported you against your Vietnamese counterpart. *[[File:Khom.png]] [[Khomeinism]] - I won't forgive you for the Islamic Revolution and overthrowing the Pahlavi Dynasty. However, your staunch anti-communism is based and you've gotten better with time But now you are distancing yourself from me because a boss believes in state capitalism and wants to reduce class differences. *[[File:Socauth.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism]] - My least favorite business partner. You're walking on very thin ice with your "social" Crap. <s>Wait, we already have had [[File:Authsoccap.png]] a child together?</s> Though [[File:Duterte.png]] Duterte is kinda cool. *[[File:Soccap.png]] [[Social Capitalism]] - Slightly more tolerable than the one above but you're often too soft and democratic. [[File:LKY.png]] Lee Kuan Yew, [[File:AuthcapROC.png]] Chen Cheng and [[File:Kenyatta.png]] Kenyatta are based, however. *[[File:Lib.png]] [[Liberalism]] - He occasionally pretends to stand up for "human rights and democracy" but can be a good business partner. *[[File:Clib.png]] [[Classical Liberalism]] & [[File:Libertarian.png]] [[Libertarianism]] - Why are you giving me that bothered look? *[[File:3way.png]] [[Third Way]] - Awful social policy. Nevertheless, your interventionism is based. *[[File:Austrobert.png]] [[Austrian School]] & [[File:Chilib.png]] [[Chicago School]] - Both of you have good ideas, but how are you going to implement them in your small state? *[[File:Bolsonarism - alt.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Bolsonarism]] - I would prefer you initially, but I'm in the protests waiting for you to do a military coup!!! <s>[https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/politica/bolsonaro-pede-fim-de-bloqueios-transicao-de-governo-e-mais-de-3-de-novembro/ Wait, what the f*ck is this]</s> *[[File:Ike.png]] [[Rockefeller Republicanism|Ikeism]] - [[w:Joseph McCarthy#McCarthy and Eisenhower|Twenty-one years of treason!]] However, your coups in Iran and Guatemala were based! *[[File:Reactlib.png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism]] - Good lib but be more anti-democratic. *[[File:LeopoldII.png]] [[Monarcho-Capitalism|Leopold II Thought]] - A big state to favor private companies, BASED!!!! Even so, I'm not much of a friend of yours, since thanks to you, socialism and communism gained strength in Africa and tarnished the image of capitalism (for some). *[[File:Gorb.png]] [[Liberal Socialism|Gorbachevism]] - One of the few lefties I can respect. Good job dismantling the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact. Yeltsin took what you started to the next level. **[[File:Gorb.png]] - [[File:LBubble.png]]Uhh, thanks? But you should really be congratulating [[File:GKCHP.png]] [[Stratocracy|them]].[[File:RBubble.png]] *[[File:Thaksin.png]] [[Social Authoritarianism|Thaksinism]] - Listen I know you ain't a commie but your "red shirts" make me legit nervous and stop supporting sam kib mobs and trying to overthrow the Chakri Dynasty. Still, your War on Drugs and handling of the Southern Insurgency was pretty based. *[[File:ElonMusk.png]] [[Capitalist Transhumanism|Muskism]] - Improve relations with your father, Errol is based. *[[File:Krater.png]] [[Kraterocracy]] - Wow, that's waaay too far, but still MUCH better than reds and anarkiddies. *[[File:Whitesup.png]] [[White Nationalism]] - Some of you have cool ideas, but some are just [[File:AltNazBol.png]][[File:AltEnvi.png]] awful [[File:NazAcc.png]]. *[[File:Euras.png]] [[Fourth Theory]] - NazBol, but supports some right-wing dictators in Eurasian countries. *[[File:USA PSL.png]][[File:Grayzone.png]] [[Conservative Socialism|Western Tankies]] [[File:George.png]][[File:ComradeTrump.png]] - Similar to above. You claim to hate capitalism but constantly simp for some of my followers. Curious. *[[File:Cdem.png]] [[Christian Democracy]] - Democracy is bad and some being welfarist is bad, but some of you are [[File:Mitsotakis.png]][[File:De Klerk.png]] Based [[File:Febres-Cordero.png]][[File:Tudman.png]]. *[[File:Islamic Democracy.png]] [[Islamic Democracy]] - Same as above. *[[File:XiJinpingThoughtf.png]] [[Dengism|Xi Jinping Thought]] - I'll always be nostalgic for the time when Jiang Zemin and the Shanghai Clique ruled China but you exceeded my expectations. You've done nothing about the exploitative practices of Foxconn and Shein you maintained decent relations with Bill Gates and Elon Musk. You also reserved positions for based officials such as Li Keqiang, Wang Qishan, and Li Qiang. However, cool down with the lockdowns. They're incredibly damaging to the Chinese economy. *[[File:Cultism.png]] [[Cultism]] - Colonia Dignidad, White Aryan Resistance and Destiny Church are pretty good, but why there are [[File:Neostalin.png]] [[Marxism-Leninism|Neo-Stalinists]] and [[File:Christcom.png]] [[Christian Socialism|Christian Communists]] that use you? *[[File:LDP(Japan).png]] [[Reactionary Liberalism|Japan LDPism]] - Please you must go further than this. However, Nippon Kaigi is based and Japan did drop in the press freedom index under Shinzo Abe. *[[File:Trumpism.png]] [[Right-Wing Populism|Trumpism]] - Hun Sen likes you but please cause an actual riot. *[[File:Avar.png]] [[Avaritionism]] - Good only when I give work to him, and he dosen't think, that this is boring. *[[File:Yellsoc.png]] [[Yellow Socialism]] - The only tolerable socialist out there, but only as long as he sides with the business owners. Privately-owned unions are somewhat alright, unlike those socialist unions. *[[File:Civlibert.png]] [[Civil Libertarianism]] - Yes, I have free markets but no free press or free speech. Problem? Summary: Please note that all contributions to Polcompball Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see pcb w:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) This page is a member of a hidden category: Category:Pages with broken file links