Editing Authoritarian Capitalism (section)

===Rabble Rousers===
*[[file:FreedomHouseBall.png]] [[Anti-Authoritarianism|Freedom House]] - I don’t care at all, being prosperous and stable is better than your good boy points. <s>But at least you hate commies too.</s>
*[[File:Soc-h.png]] [[Socialism]] - Cringe economic system.
*[[File:ML.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism]] - My archenemy. We used to constantly fight for power in many different countries during the Cold War. It seems like I've won for now.
*[[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism]] - Even worse than above. You inspired lunatics like Gonzalo, Kaypakkaya, and Sison who attacked my followers. However, your [[File:Dengf.png]] son is kinda based.
*[[File:Juche.png]] [[Juche]] - You're basically [[File:Mao.png]] [[Maoism|Him]] on steroids <s> Thank you for letting Red Velvet perform in your country though<ref>https://www.bandwagon.asia/articles/red-velvet-performed-for-kim-jong-un-in-north-korea-and-their-fans-had-thoughts</ref></s>
*[[File:Statesoc.png]] [[State Socialism]] - Dictatorship but for the wrong reasons.
*[[File:Trot.png]] [[Trotskyism]] - A red neocon! What a nightmare! I may despise Stalin but the one good thing he did <s>besides accepting investment by Ford</s> was using the ice pick on you.
*[[File:Awaj.png]] [[Anarchism]] - You are one of the forms of egalitarianism like socialism, and besides, you are their ultimate goal.
*[[File:Synd.png]] [[Syndicalism]] - Try to go on strike you red son of a bitch.
*[[File:AnSynd.png]] [[Anarcho-Syndicalism]] - You make me puke.
*[[File:EcoAnSynd.png]] {{PCBA|Eco-Anarcho-Syndicalism}} - '''STOP GOING ON STRIKE AND PROTESTING MY OIL FIELDS DAMMIT.'''
*[[File:Ancom.png]] [[Anarcho-Communism]] - The two worst things in the universe combined.
*[[File:Anpostleft.png]] [[Post-Leftism]] - You are even worse than ancom trash, go back to work in an office or I will put a bullet™ in your head.
*[[File:Mutalist.png]] [[Mutualism]] - Less bad than the last commie anarchist but still quite awful.
*[[File:Sorelia.png]] [[National Syndicalism]] - Less class struggle but still sucks.
*[[File:Libsoc.png]] [[Libertarian Socialism]] - Please just die or go away.
*[[File:Liberalsoc.png]] [[Liberal Socialism]], [[File:Bernst.png]] [[Reformist Marxism]] and [[File:Demsocstar.png]] [[Democratic Socialism]] - You make me laugh What would you even do if I call my friends at CIA and MI6 and make sure you get couped and get replaced with me?
**[[File:Soc21.png]][[File:Boric.png]] - [[File:LBubble.png]] Umm... have our sweet revenge a few decades down the road? [[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:Castillo.png]] - [[File:LBubble.png]] Or at the next election? [[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:Castro.png]] - [[File:LBubble.png]] Or just kick you out in a revolution? [[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Sukarno.png]] [[Pancasila|Marhaenism]] - Haha communist genocide go brrrr.
*[[File:Castro.png]] [[National Communism|Castroism]] - You destroyed Cuba, asshole!
**[[File:Castro.png]] - [[File:LBubble.png]]No, blame yourself for this, Batista. Also, Morales Bermúdez did nothing more but just serving American imperialist interests.[[File:RBubble.png]]
*[[File:Tito.png]] [[Titoism]] - Anti-bureaucratic revolution and the Breakup of Yugoslavia go brrrrr
*[[File:Hutupower.png]] [[Hutu Power]] - I will never forgive you for the Rwandan genocide!
*[[File:Illeg.png]] [[Illegalism]] - You want to both rob all my wealth and kill me. You will be thrown from the helicopter after commies.
*[[File:MLM.png]] [[Marxism–Leninism–Maoism]] - Rest in piss, won't be missed!
**[[File:Mariateguism.png|Mariateguism]] - [[File:LBubble.png]] Oh no! [[File:RBubble.png]]
**[[File:Castillo.png|Socialism of the 21st Century]] [[File:LBubble.png]] ...anyway. [[File:RBubble.png]]