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Circulus, full name Circulus Theory, is a File:Leftunity.png Left Unity, socialism-based economic system who is a product of File:Utsoc.png Utopian Socialism and is a bastard son of File:Farm.png Agrarianism. He wants to resolve the Malthusian Catastrophe by collecting human feces as taxes. According to Circulus, human excrement has remarkable fertilising properties, which society fails to harness. The human waste that is otherwise discarded would fertilise agricultural production sufficient to cover society's progressively increasing food consumption. Circulus posits the existence of a natural law dependent on the circulation of human excrement back through the agricultural process and which maintains a necessary balance between soil fertility and inexorable population growth. In other words, he likes excrements.
Personality
[edit]To some he is vulgar, and to others he is disgusting. What we can say about him is that he is extravagant, and he likes such things as the Ouroboros. He may see for hours how a snake eats himself or a dog running to its own tail. Circulus is a fan of the Parseltongue from Harry Potter and his favorite film is "The Human Centipede". He is very social and likes to start a conversation with some words about excrement. Even with his peculiar likes, he is very kind and cheerful.
How to Draw
[edit]- Draw a ball with eyes and fill it with brown
- Draw a white circle in the center
- Add a snake head at the bottom
- (Optional) Draw with him an excrement
| Color Name | HEX | RGB | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brown | #AB9565 | rgb(171, 149, 101) | |
| White | #FFFFFF | rgb(255, 255, 255) | |
Relationships
[edit]Friends
[edit]- File:Utsoc.png Utopian Socialism - You are the only one who understands me.
- File:Reactsoc.png Reactionary Socialism - He gets it!
Wait, are you making fun of me? - File:Kak.png Kakistocracy - Fellow coprophile.
- File:Sewersoc.png Sewer Socialism - The sewer has lots of poopoo!
- File:Hindutva.png Hindutva - never lets a poopoo go to waste
- File:Lawson.png Lawsonomy - Poo DOES have calcium in it!
- File:Strasser.png Strasserism - Yes, Jewish controlled banks are the main problem in society
- File:Agsoc.png Agrarian Socialism - He is like me but without the utopianism and poo.
Frenemies
[edit]- File:Farm.png Agrarianism - Why do you hate me?!
- File:ArtemReshetnyak.png Artemism - You're Jewish, ultra-liberal, individualistic, and basically everything I hate, but at least you like poop,
maybe a little too much... - File:Biopos.png Bio-Posadism - You like me, but for concerning reasons.
Socialism - I gave you your name. Wait stooop please don’t run away.
Enemies
[edit]- File:Scientocracy Small.png Scientocracy - What do you mean my system will cause widespread disease because of the bacteria in human poop? Maybe I should dry it first...
