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Fictional Ideology
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State Liberalism is a File:Libtot.png totalitarian, File:InfRevolutionaryism.png culturally far-left to off-compass left, File:Neoliberalism-alt.png globalist and File:Rightunity-yellow.png economically right-wing ideology. It believes the best way to File:SJW.png SJW-style progress is File:Ultraglob.png via a totalitarian world empire that follows various schools of capitalist economics, usually the File:ChicagoSchool.png Chicago School. In other words, they are an even more File:Neolib-steroids.png extreme version of neoliberalism, with even further emphasis on promoting SJW ideas.

Such behavior could be parodies of the sometimes hypocritical nature argued to be followed by certain communities within the File:Socjust.png social justice movement within the File:Euroatlanticism.png western world, such as white-liberal college students, or western social media platforms such as File:Tumblr.png Tumblr, or File:Twitter.png Twitter, whose users can be argued to have huge victim mentalities, and often act like their view represents the majority of the oppressed and third-world, while actively harming said progress they claim to support and whose interests sometimes even harming those they claim to represent such as enforcing their allegedly File:ProgLib.png "progressive" western liberal standards onto other people regardless of culture or background. Often being referred to as "western social media/progressivism" by outsiders who see them as trying to enforce their singular western-centric worldview onto them and to address how "bigoted" they apparently are unlike those who try to enforce said norms onto other cultures.

State liberalism is a hypothetical ideology told to be the successor to Neoliberalism within the coming years. The common theory assumes that the only way by which the current File:Prgess.png culturally left-wing and Capitalist order found in most western countries can only sustain itself by a File:LibAuth.png rapid increase of state powers, this view of future often manifests itself in memes in which File:Dictatorship.png dictatorial or dictatorial-like powers are used to uphold progressive interest, particularly interests related to File:Gay.png 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+ people and people who do not refer to themselves as the long since outdated and exclusionary term as "people".

History

Proto-State Liberalism

State Liberal policies can be said to be inspired by the policies of the United Kingdom government from roughly the leadership of File:TonyBlair.png Tony Blair and onward. The policies of Tony Blair and a large chunk of his successors effectively created a society in which progressive causes have the full support of the state and the state acts in their interests.

The dictatorship of Fulgencio Batista is frequently associated with state liberalism, as his coup of the Cuban government was done while affiliated to the progressive action party, a reformed national liberal party with members from the former democratic socialist coalition who, while promoting left-wing cultural ideas such as open borders for tourism, alcohol sales, prostitution & gambling, were still extremely anti-communist and economically liberal.

Much of the modern western social-justice movement to varying extents can be argued to be this, by groups such as File:Conserv.png conservatives, the alt-lite, the alt-right, conservative socialists, neoluddites, or post-left types. Which see modern western progressivism and identity-politics as essentially trying to enforce a woke form of the same system as before if not even more extreme, with all claims of "promoting progress" being a sham justification for its continued existence rather than to actually promote said equality.

California File:Cball-California.png

A Californian bill that was approved in September 2020, Assembly Bill 979, could be seen as somewhat of a real world analogue to State Liberalism. This bill requires corporations to appoint at least one director from an unrepresented community - defined as a Black, African American, Hispanic, Latino, Asian, Pacific Islander, Native American, Native Hawaiian, or Alaska Native, or someone who self-identifies as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, or individuals from various sexual orientations and gender identities. Some internet users criticized this as "state enforced homosexuality".

File:Cball-Ecuador.png Ecuador

One of the most recent examples of a real government resembling state liberalism is the Republic of Ecuador under the presidency of File:Noboa.png Daniel Noboa, who has applied authoritarianism, even drawing accusations of File:LibAutocrat.png autocracy, as well as neoliberalism, and has shown support for several File:CultProg.png progressive cultural policies such as abortion, File:Gay.png LGBT rights, state funding for File:Trans.png gender-affirming hormone therapy, and strict policies against discrimination.


State Liberalism on Polcompball

It's generally seen as a meme ideology, though its historical counterparts have links with neoliberalism & progressivism. The ideology itself is a parody of File:WokePinochet.png SJW and Pinochetist stereotypes combined taken to the highest extreme. Commonly shown killing commies and/or those xey see as not woke. Despite this xey needlessly pander and virtue signal in extremely tokenist efforts to woke politics all the while directly contributing to the problems xey claim they are against. For example, bombing the global south and stealing land from colonized groups but justifying it by using token minorities to justify their crimes as apparently "woke" as well as promoting a sense of "helping the gays, women, enbies, trans, black, indigenous, and other minority folks, etc." to help cover up their own self-serving interests which directly harm said communities they claim to represent. One could see this ideology as a comically exaggerated version of the pandering of pseudo-woke identity politics of states like California taken to their logical extreme all to mask the true nature of those governments who would gladly use whatever power they have to silence those who threaten their control of power.

Variants

File:Leftstatlib.png Left-State Liberalism

File:Leftstatlib.png Left-State Liberalism is a is an File:OffAuthLeft.png authoritarian, File:InfRevolutionaryism.png culturally far-left, and File:Econal.png economically left ideology that is seen as the socialist analog to State Liberalism.

Unlike the original StateLib, which only has File:Cultureleft.png leftist rhetoric in the cultural sphere, it also adopts File:Leftunity.png leftist economic discourse, but mostly as a File:Soccapmask.png facade, since in practice it continues to File:ComNeolib.png perpetuate liberal capitalism, and most of its emphasis is really on File:ProgPop.png identity politics rather than seeking equality in the economic sphere.

File:RightStateLib.png Right-State Liberalism

File:RightStateLib.png Right-State Liberalism is a is an File:OffAuthRight.png authoritarian, File:Cultcenter.png culturally centrist, and File:UltraCap.png economically far-right ideology that is seen as the most File:Rightunity-yellow.png right wing analog to State Liberalism.

This ideology proposes that File:CultLib.png liberal values ​​such as File:Civlibert.png Civil Liberties, File:SJW.png LGBT+ rights, File:Libfem.png Feminism, File:CulturalSecularism.png Secularism, and File:Wokeugen.png Eugenics are entirely Western; therefore, only white people can belong to a progressive society. Unlike the original StateLib, which is File:Ultraglob.png Ultraglobalist, Right-StateLib is File:Ultranalib.png Ultranationalist and File:Neoimp.png Imperialist.

Bleeding-Heart Authoritarianism

Bleeding-Heart Authoritarianism is a culturally left and economically File:Cright.png center-right to File:Rightunity-yellow.png right-wing ideology which is the authoritarian counterpart to Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism. Similar to (and in some ways radically different than) File:Post-Bert.png Post-Libertarianism, it holds that a strong government capable of upholding law and order is necessary to not only achieve progressive aims, but to prevent extremist File:Conserv.png conservative and reactionary forces from seizing power. Like BHL, BHA's economic system ranges from a File:Soccap.png Social Market Economy to File:Econlib.png Economic Liberalism. To the degree forces contrary to its ideological goals are suppressed, BHA remains pretty File:Dictablanda.png libertarian, favoring the legalization of everything from prostitution to drugs.

Targets persecuted/will be persecuted by State Liberalism:

Targets designated for extermination are marked as bold.

Personality

Statlib is someone who can be best described as "woke to the absolute", and this is certainly true with xem wishing for genocide and extinction of everyone and everything xey see as bigoted. Xey are also a really great manipulator.

Alternatively, xey can represent the personalities of Klaus Schwab and other File:WEF.png WEF Members. On the surface appearing as progressive buisnessmen and economists who want to tackle climate change, destroying food waste and inequality and promoting diversity. However many ideologies suggest that this is all a facade and xey are doing it so xey can slowly but surely take over the world and enslave all of humanity, destroying all governments and nations. Xey have supposedly shown xeir true colors accidentally at some points, such as when xey said "you will own nothing and you will be happy" and "we must prepare for an angrier world" during xeir speeches. Xey may also be obsessed with force-feeding insects to everyone.

Another possible depiction is that of an archetypical File:ProgLib.png progressive liberal with major authoritarian tendencies File:Totprog.png.

How to Draw

File:Statelib flag.svg
Flag of State Liberalism

State Liberalism's flag is essentially the flag of Liberalism, but with the colors of the flag of Fascism.

  1. Draw a ball
  2. Colour it black, but not pure black
  3. Draw a light yellow circle in the center
  4. Draw 4 black slits in the circle coming from the bottom left, representing the invisible hand of the market
  5. Draw the eyes

You're done!

Color NameHEXRGB
 Black#141414rgb(20, 20, 20)
 Light Yellow#EFE9ABrgb(239, 233, 171)


Relationships

Wholesome Revolutionaries

  • File:StateathFedora.png State Atheism - Religion is a very reactionary poison. All religions, especially Christianity and Islam, need to be abolished for the sake of peace and progress.
  • Mediacracy - We need privately-owned progressive™ media to ensure everyone can hear news the correct way.
  • File:Homocorp.png Corporatocracy - WOKE AND LOYAL MONOPOLIES CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT, INCLUDING CENSORING REACTIONARIES!!!
  • Financialism - I love the Rothschilds, Blackrock, and the World Bank!
  • File:Illum.png Illuminatism Ultra globalism? Totalitarianism? Elitism? Based,you just need to wake up and put at least 60% of the new world order in the hands of minorities.
  • Industrialism & File:Postindusnewicon.png Post-Industrialism - The 4th Industrial Revolution will provide us so many new technologies and opportunities that it will solve our problems of today and tomorow and give us a new future that will benefit us.
  • Globalism - Borders are just imaginary lines. Dismantle all national states and establish a world government led by File:WEF.png them File:IMF.png.
  • Third Way - The closest to me IRL, as you are neoliberal and hawkish, and both Blair, Clinton and Gyurcsány are great for increasing police power. If only Thaksin had deregulated the economy a bit more and stopped the drug war, he would have been perfect and Trudeau and Newsom are taking a step in the right direction.
  • Batistaism - Fellow authcap who likes porn, prostitution, and gambling, shame C*stro kicked you out.
  • File:Mat-0.png Matriarchy - Under my system, womyn get paid 5 social token for every m*n's credit. Also, we'll implement mandatory feminist courses for all since "gender equality" is just an incel dog whistle!
  • File:Libfem.png Liberal Feminism - 👏 More 👏 Female 👏 War 👏 Criminals 👏
  • Police Statism - Wear your police cap, start your trans flag colored car's engine and make the siren sound!
  • File:Totalitarian.png Totalitarianism - The only way to ensure true progress is to protect those with diverse backgrounds without the risk of b*gots saying bad-speak, or trying to resist my justified control of power, I say the whole world must learn of our progressive ways... BY FORCE!
  • Imperialism - Spread the great reset to all corners of the world, THROUGH CARPET BOMBING AND DRONE STRIKES!! Taking out b*gots outside of my control is so BASED!!!!
  • Multiculturalism - This is a great system, diversity is our strength after all.
  • File:Post-Genderism.png Postgenderism - Nature is oppressing brave trans womyn and non-abled people of color, as well as forcing biological binary. We must change that!
  • File:Cult of Science.png Scientocracy - #TrustTheScience! Or at least the parts that suit my agenda.
  • File:Neotech.png Technoliberalism - Almost Perfect! Needs to embrace ultra-globalism, ultraprogressivism and neoliberalism. Why are you democratic though and like decentralization? Also please stop telling me to not censor opponents to our utopia
  • File:Enlightmon.png Enlightened Absolutism and Autocracy - Having a brave queer non-binary BIPOC who listens to the experts and promotes modernity on everyone as our great leader would be so hecking wholesome.
  • File:TotCap.png Totalitarian Capitalism - Congratulations, Worker-3742B, you have won a prize thanks to your 12% increase in productivity! You can choose between these options: 1) One more hour in the relaxation pod; 2) 50 additional grams of bug-based pork subsitute in your next meal; or 3) A trip to the nature dome where you can take a look at our perfect recreation of a "forest"
  • File:Neolibcult.png Cultism - You must admire Schwab, Trudeau and Gates five times a day. Brand worship is state-mandated too! Please ignore that I fired Schwab for some reasons.[28]
  • Stratocracy - I don't care if my mixed-race trans drone pilots blow up a few reactionary commie children's hospitals; everything is acceptable as long as our liberal values get spread around the world.
  • Technocracy & File:Oligarchy.png Oligarchy - The common pl*b doesn't know how to rule. Let that to the hands of the Experts™. What is this !!! File:Techcon.pngFile:TechnoFash.pngFile:TechnoCom.png,NO!!
  • File:Fake Democracy.png Fake Democracy - Democracy is only good as long as we are the ones to count the votes and decide who can run and who can vote.
  • File:Plutocrat.png Plutocracy - So, you're just File:Elitism.png Elitism but better? So cool!
  • File:Transh.png Transhumanism - The Fourth Industrial Revolution is a fusion of AI, robotics, smart homes, machine learning algorithms, nano and biotechnologies, quantum computers and advanced technologies that will make our lives easier, better and will also help us defeat climate change, end diseases and bring life underwater and beyond earth!
  • File:Ecocap.png Eco-Capitalism - Contrary to whatever crap these c*nservatives, c*mmunists and an*rchists believe, I’m the one who is trying to solve the climate crisis by making the people eat insects. Please ignore my giant eco-polluting factory and the fact that these regulations won't apply to me
  • File:Cosmo.png Cosmopolitanism - To be a ruthless cosmopolitan is a good thing, actually. We must give up our national identities (voluntarily or involuntarily) to form a great world state with no borders or nations. A society of progress, and diversity. Where the only remaining country, state, culture, language, worldview, and government is mine and mine alone.
  • File:World Federalism2.png World Federalism - Good ultra-globalism, but we need to be unitary instead of federal. That being said I love how you brand yourself and how you hide your true neo-colonial nature. Perhaps I might try to rebrand myself as this for furthering the great reset worldwide!
  • File:Timocracy.png Timocracy - I stand for landlords' rights! It is heartbreaking seeing all this anti-landlord prejudice in our modern society.
  • File:RightSocauth.png Right-Social Authoritarianism & Social Authoritarian Capitalism - See lefties? I'm not some greedy billionaire who hates the poor and is a complete sociopath. I am a Philantrophist who donates a chunk of my net worth and resources to end world poverty and hunger, improve access to healthcare, promote education & knowledge, protect the environment, encourage innovation and research and advance equality and justice for all. And its all on the long-term of course so we could solve the root cause of the problems and build a more sustainable and inclusive future for all! Please don't ask where most of my wealth is spent on and which regimes I support and fund
  • File:Libhawk.png Liberal Hawkism and File:ProgHawk.png NeoProgressive Hawkism - Looks like neoconservatism became inclusive! Nice!
  • Technogaianism - The 4th industrial revolution will also save the planet and will be sustainable to the environment!
  • Centralism - With centralization I can make sure that no r*actionary n*tionalist c*mmie tr*ditionalists rule part of our unified world state!
  • File:Voltaire.png Voltairianism - The original state liberal. A supporter of the British system and constitution, a follower of Locke, an opponent of religious reactionaries and stupid mobs, and even a lover of Eastern culture, oh, you are the most based philosopher in the world.
  • File:LibDictablanda.png Dictablanda - As a wholesome despot myself, I can ensure you that the use of authoritarian powers are compatible with 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+, womyn's and minority rights.
  • File:Captrans.png Capitalist Transhumanism - File:Transh.png Him but 5x better. Bill Gates is also my homie. Musk however is a bigot who destroyed Twitter.
  • File:NeoEnl.png Neo-Enlightenment - LET THE LIGHT OF PROGRESS BLIND EVERYONE! And not let them see through our propaganda.
  • File:Karlin.png Karlinism - You even surpass Davos Gang in my support. Authoritarianism, hatred for nationalism(and fake liberals), wokepilling, biosingularity, corporate rule (without globalism sadly) and biodiversity... GREAT!
  • File:Epstein.png Epsteinism - A rich MAP who was persecuted for his sexuality. We truly live in a bigoted society. #JusticeforEpstein. Don't let all the p**r "people" tarnish your reputation, you truly was one of the enlightened elites with your transhumanism, connections within international finance and, so called, "exploitation" of wh*te goyim. You've earned the status as honorary womyn.
  • File:Whig.png Whiggism - Whig historiography serves quite well to justify myself. LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS PRESENT!

Semi-Bigots Awaiting Re-education

  • File:Socneocon.png Social Hawkism - Almost perfect but you had too care about the p**rs just become more progressive or else I will send you to my Seattle Reeducation Camp.
  • File:European Federalism.png European Federalism - Europe must abandon its traditional defensive mentality and allow for a healthy form of creative destruction. In other words, to build a more prosperous and vibrant Europe while upholding traditional values ​​of society and freedom, we must consider dismantling some things built up over the past few decades, things that have existed since the end of World War II. These include social security measures that many Europeans have come to regard as their life-or-death rights.
    • File:DavosSystem.png In light of recent events, I shall speak plainly. The Union we both so proudly serve has become paralyzed by fear and an obsolete bureaucracy. With each passing week, your government has been forced to yield more and more responsibility to the Administrative Workspaces and Governance Advisory Boards managed by the Forum. There is no questioning it: the European people look to Davos for leadership, and not to Brussels. You can attest to this. The last few months have brought us to this moment. For the sake of the survival of the Union, I ask you, in the name of the European people, to resign your post. You will shortly receive an email with the new makeup of the Commission agreed to by our brightest minds. I assure you that history will commend your action. With sincerity.
  • File:Keynes.png Keynesian School/File:Fiscon.png Fiscal Conservatism - Financial discipline is right, but borrowing is right to avoid collapse. Borrowing in infrastructure is better than borrowing for welfare. Don't ask me where I spent the money.
  • File:Cybercr.png Cyberocracy - Digital government is more efficient, but you must follow my progressive values instead of those bigots.
  • Welfarism - Free abortions, free euthanasia, state funded HRT, UBI and safety nets are all wholesome and good for PR and my IRL third way counterparts like universal healthcare! But even then you still waste money that could have been spent on pride parades, the millitary-industrial complex, solar and rewnable energy and pods. Not to mention how you make our populace lazy and dependent on the state instead of megacorporations
  • Ingsoc - The Forum File:Ingqueer.png would like to remind you that Masculinity is Toxic, Privacy is slavery, Diversity is strength, Racism never existed, and Big Non-Binary sibling is watching you. Why did you unperson the 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+ community???
  • Progressivism - Progress is good, but you don't go far enough! How do you expect us to solve all of society's problems if old and bigoted norms still exist? EVERYTHING FROM THE PAST MUST GO!
  • File:SJW.png SJW - One of my more loudest and proudest supporters to say the least. Who is almost like me: a Proud social justice warrior who fights for social justice, liberalism, feminism, 2SLGBTQIA++ rights, trans rights, multiculturalism and BIPOC identity politics. As well as cancelling any bigots on Twitter and making very woke stuff in the media and online. But if only you stopped screeching and crying all the damn time and lost 75 social token points for spreading anti-capitalist and antisemitic thought, so its best for you to go to take your capitalist and atlanticist courses to truly wokepill.
  • Liberalism - Why are you so skeptical of me grandpa? I'm doing the great reset to help society progress, to promote diversity and save the environment :( Besides that, I do like you, and some of you are part of Davos GANG but dad is better tho.
  • File:Pinkcap.png Pink Capitalism - Basically me if I were anarchist or libertarian, they care almost as much as I about diversity and representation for those poor minorities and the environment as I do, but not enough to allow a mega-totalitar- i meant liberal democratic state to enforce it. However, I have good reasons to believe that as they mature they will understand the reason behind my ways, and that writing call-out posts can only go so far, and besides, their ideologies focus on optics and looking good for outsiders could certainly be useful in allowing me to slowly infiltrate into illiberal democracies and eventually take control once they realize it is much easier to simply unperson those for bad-speak rather than repeatedly trying to deplatform and ban those off social-media with bigoted opinions.
  • Neoliberalism - Capitalism and progress are good, but trying to brand yourself as "democratic" and "pro-free-speech" makes filthy Commie Nazis think they can have a hateful voice, which can make them take power. Also, you may deny it, but I am basically you when led to your logical conclusion and your eventual end goal.
  • Social Democracy - Quit being so S*cialist and regulating corporations. But you still support Progressivism, Environmentalism and Internationalism which is based for your western counterparts, as he showed how easy it is to get you onto my side and perhaps "modernize" you. But if its your third world counterparts well...
  • Social Liberalism & File:Glib.png Green Liberalism - A lot of you two are suspicious of corporations But that guy above showed how easy it is to influence you guys once i start support socially and technologically progressive and environmental policies plus Auken and Kerry are part of Davos GANG.
  • Authoritarianism - You must get a bigger state, my friend. Every time a b*got has a chance to say bad-speak is a moment of failure. We must have the ability to protect all minorities and oppressed people (and those who don't identify as "people") from such hate.
  • File:Demcr.png Democratism - Keep up the good work and you'll become me in no time! May the Obama-Clinton-Kamala-Biden-Nancy dynasty rule forever! I especially like how you're raiding and suppressing Trump supporters.
  • File:Neomarx.png Neo-Marxism - Some good theories when it comes to social inequality. However, you're still a M*rxist and therefore an enemy of the state. And File:Zizekism.png Žižek is an anti-woke transphobic bigot while File:Lasch.png Lasch is a c*nservative. Also, why did File:Gramsci.png Gramsci inspire this?!
  • File:Pinochet-hat.png Pinochetism - Good job at killing commies and legalizing gender change, but you should have given reactionaries the ride too and allow female pilots.
  • File:Fujimori.png Fujimorism - You're like that previous guy, but even better due to being an ethnic minority. And File:KeikoFujimori.png Keiko is even better due to being female.
  • Liberal Socialism - Probably the only tolerable s*cialist out there because at least you do hate c*mmunists, n*tionalists, and c*nsrvatives, and you do tend to compromise with capitalism.
  • File:LKY.png Lee Kuan-Yew Thought - You’re a conservative patchworker, but what you did for the economy of Singapore was absolutely incredible and was a testament to the effectiveness of capitalism and technocracy!
  • File:Landian Accelerationism.png Landian Accelerationism - You're an absolute bigot, but your core ideas are not that bad. Accelerating techno-capitalism sounds great!
  • File:Eugen.png Eugenicism - You're a bigot as you believe in objective biology and influenced racism, but Margaret Sanger is great. And maybe I could use some of your knowledge for a future dysgenics project of mine...
  • Helvetic Model - While you are Capitalist and serve as the Headquarters for the File:WEF.png World Economic Forum, you are L*bertarian, Is*lationist, C*servative, and D*mocratic. Why?!?
  • American Model - Same as above. On the one hand, you act as a beacon of my Ideals, while on the other hand, you’re a bigoted R*publican heckhole. Either way, I have no hard feelings about you. Disgraceful Past btw.
  • Neoconservatism - Taking out reactionaries abroad and commies is great, but why are you ok with following that "tradition" crap at home? And we should sound less like the File:Merc.png old-school colonizers. The almighty UN, not the US, is the champion of human rights and progress!
  • File:Woodrow.png Wilsonianism - Creating the League of Nations (the proto-UN), defeating g*rman n*tionalists, starting the first red scare and gaving womyn the voting rights is based. But why did you supported File:Neoconfed.png Jim Crow Laws? and gave rise to the Kl*n.
  • File:NDP icon.png NDPism - Ok s*cialism, d*mocracy, and your leader being r*ligious are all cringe. However, you support me against File:Poilievre.png him.
  • File:SocHawk.png Socialist Hawkism - At least you wont get unpersoned.
  • Caste System - Ew, a system practiced in a tr*ditionalist r*ligous society. Although, the fundamental ideas aren't actually that bad. I should create my own caste system based on economic prosperity and identity politics. Giving the rich, woke elite the power to subjugate the r*actionary w*rking class sounds awesome!
  • File:LeopoldII.png Leopold II Thought - You're a bigoted E*ropean who committed genocide and oppressed the people of Congo for white European interests rather than the interests of the world. However, your system of governance is excellent, and your use of colonialism, as well as expansionism in the third world, was truly remarkable. I wish a big size trans-mixed-race autocrat was to force those poor low-of-intellect minorities to be re-educated to see the light and embrace the true way away from their savage "traditions" and non-liberal tribalism and also use your "direct" methods more openly on the wh*tes in Europe for their inherent inferiority as a slave race for their corporate masters. That would be AWESOME! Europe shall be the new Congo Free State!
  • File:JustinTrudeau.png Trudeauism - Still one of my favorite current world leaders, and a proud leader of the great reset, but has kinda reduced his more amazing political ideals out of pragmatism. You had such a promise. You had a chance to create your own 3way "democracy", but you had to coward out and rid yourself of your emergency powers, so sad you did not become Thaksin 2.0 yet. At the very least you are great for "de-platforming" those b*gots for bad-speak but wearing blackface is very problematic. Invading the Wet'suwet'en native reserve was also based. Native people must be forced to embrace our progressive modern worldview and reject their unenlightened tribalist pagan past. Such non-liberal societies must be crushed at all costs since our ideology is objectively best for them as proven by The Experts™.
  • File:Enlightenment.png Enlightenment Thought - My ideological basis and great-great-grandfather. You have some really cool ideas, but they're WAY TOO MODERATE! Join me in the battle for modernization and progress.Voltaire is very based.
  • File:Neocam.png Neocameralism - Filthy, reactionary decentralization and liberty fan. However, your ideas regarding corporatocracy, monarch CEOs, and capitalism are great.
  • Girondism - one of the better faction in the French revolution for being Capitalist whilst opposing R*actionaries. But please stop being so C*nservate and L*bertarian and instead embrace the Jacobin cultural views and become authoritarian. And Brissot was literally me
  • Jacobinism - Your cultural views and economics are wholesome, but your radical variants will lose 200 social token points and shall eat the bug- HEY get that Guilotine away before I unperson you!Follow me to reeducation camps.
  • Indigenism - What do you mean banning cultural appropriation of native iconography hasn't improved your well-being? As if I care. Still though, Christopher Columbus was a disgusting Italian racist bigot who deserves to have his statues forcibly removed! If I had a time machine I would make sure such a disgusting monster could never commit mass genocide towards your people, I would have made sure a big size, atheist, mixed-race, neurodivergent, nonbinary trans womyn did it instead. At least its good Spanish imperialism became pro-race mixing later on, giving us the latinx people. Also, thanks for burning down those churches.
  • Black Nationalism - Kicking out the racist whitey is based, but the homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, and nationalism are not. Minority rights are good and all but not in any way that threatens my establishment. Also, race-mixing is mandatory, even if it means they are not "pure"
  • File:Trot.png Trotskyism - Another c*mmunist, at least this "permanent revolution" thing you are speaking of sounds cool. Maybe I'll do an international and permanent bourgeois revolution to rid the world of communism and reaction.
  • Revolutionary Progressivism - Destroying the bigoted past is hecking wholesome! But why are you so s*cialist and oh fuck stop being so violent and insurrectionairy and stop admiring c*mmies like Mao, Guevara and Luxemburg, before i send my trans non-binary BIPOC gay female CIA agents to lock you up at the diverse black site.
  • File:Hfash.png Homofascism - Gay who wants to enforce mandatory homosexuality and removal of all str*ggots and those interested in the opposite sex, but also a disgusting m*le and a misogynistic Nazi scumbag? You'll live, but only barely... Off to the re-education and gender re-assignment camps!
  • Stransserism - Ah, yes Homofascism, nice to see the state-mandated gender transition went we-WAIT WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F*** HAPPENED TO YOU???
  • Zionism - Israel is the only country in the Middle East with 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+ rights and you constantly defeat islamoreactionaries. But you are quasi-religious and nationalist, and being in the diaspora is better because it would result in more diversity. Shame some of your variants suck: kahanism is r*actionary, labor is commie and revisionist is social fascist.
  • Feminism - Sorry, but I don't think we can be friends anymore since you are too moderate for my taste and want gender equality. You are also deeply problematic due to your self-internalized misogyny and focus on "equal rights" instead of embracing womyn's power. I prefer File:Mat-0.png Matriarchy.
  • File:Socauth.png Social Authoritarianism - Economic leftism is cringe, also some of you tend to dislike the 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+. Thaksin was mostly nice, though, shame Trudeau or Macron did not become like him yet.
  • File:Nordmodel.png Nordic Model - Well it's a mixed bag. While glad all of you joined NATO against the rashists, And all of you have the best 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+ rights in europe, have rising minotites who some of them are sadly r*ligious fanatics, and care for the environment and internationalist but some of you have harsh drug laws, support welfare, state owned alchool monopoly and are c*nservative and r*ligious.
  • File:Hmind.png Hive-Mind Collectivism - I support your social collectivism but everything else about you is cringe.
  • File:Falgsc.png Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism - FALGS is great but c*mmunism... Seriously? Also, Luxuries and Automation are HECKING WHOLESOME! But only for the elite (the p**r will die out, leaving a society consisting only of robots and rich people).
    • File:Falgsc.png - >Detected input: "Only the 'rich' and robots will remain." >Classless post-scarcity detected. >Corollary "Communism" detected. >Hypocrisy detected. >"Libtard own" achieved.
    • File:Statlibevil.png - Abolition of manual labor does NOT equals abolition of capitalism. RICH STILL WILL BE ABLE TO COMPETE AND BECOME POOR OR RICHER! Also we can use UBI to keep poor in bay.
    • File:Falgsc.png - Umm...*whispers to hidden radiophone* Posadas, get the nukes. We have another target for that.
  • File:Radfem.png Radical Feminism - T*RF scum but misandry is awesome. Off to the re-education camp!
  • National Capitalism - N*zi but atleast he has good economics and your methods of dealing with the opposition are based
  • File:SecSat.png Secular Satanism and File:Satan.png Satanic Theocracy - Flirting with religion is always bad, even if it means epically owning those chr*stchuds.
  • Anarcho-Egoism - Yes r*ligion, g*nder and racism are spooks. But what do you mean property and capitalism are spooks? Also, you may not explicitly be an anarkiddy, but you inspired many of them. But I am self-serving like you, just in secret.
  • Anarcho-Naturism - You are a l*ftoid an*rchist who opposes my corporate society, but at least some of your followers want to live a promiscuous lifestyle ruled by hedonistic desires.
  • Anti-Fascism - I too hate f*scists and think that they need to be smashed. You have to let go of your leftism, though.
  • Machiavellianism - Using manipulation and disingenuous tactics to gain power is awesome; the end always justifies the means. There are, however, some things that the strive for power must NEVER trump: Progressivism, globalism, and capitalism. These are sacred and will be the pillars of the great world empire.
  • File:Freemason .png Freemasonry and File:Esosoc.png Esoteric Socialism - Same as Illuminatism, but S*cialist. At least we both worship the Anti-Christ!
  • File:Totdem.png Totalitarian Democracy - Totalitarian? Awesome! Democracy? Awful!
  • File:Ranavalona I.png Ranavalona I Thought - You're a Christophobic, black, and militaristic ♀️Girl Boss♀️ and that's extremely AWESOME. However, you also cut your country's ties with the more progressive western world and strengthened the conservatives in your government.
  • Kakistocracy - Celebrating mental disabilities abilities and promoting neurodiversity as just a harmless difference not needed to be treated but accepted at all costs is a great way to defeat ableism. Making the population less intelligent will also lower the risk of a counter-revolution and can serve as useful idiots neurodiverse individuals for my goals. However, your hatred of "nerds" and "cooties" is highly bigoted. Nerd culture is awesome, The Experts™ are always right, and womyn are the true masters, not m*n. Perhaps you need to go to some nice de-education and consume some wholesome brainrot to liberate your true neurodiversity so that you can do what the state demands.
  • File:Menslib.png Men's Liberation - Crypto-misogynist who believes that m*n need to be liberated and not punished for their inherent oppressive nature. Lifting weights is a sign of patriarchy. At least you oppose toxic and traditional masculinity and many vaguely support feminism. You should, however, stop acting like a femboy, it simply means you are a trans-egg in denial with major attractiveness privileges. Off to the mandatory gender re-education camps!
  • File:Libertfem.png Libertarian Feminism and Bleeding-Heart Libertarianism - Capitalism, progressivism, and hedonism are all epic, but why small government?
  • File:Statecap.png State Capitalism and Corporatism - Needs to be more progressive and embrace private, not state monopolies. At least you support a strong state.
  • Posadism - We're both hyper-progressive and don't mind inflicting death and destruction as long as we reach our goals. Also, I would support the inclusion of the neglected Xeno and dolphin race in my society. However, communism is still an awful idea that needs to be destroyed.
  • Bio-Posadism - Using a pandemic to start a new world order is a really good idea but being a communist is not. Just follow me to my capitalist reeducation camps.
  • File:Intercult.png Interculturalism - I love how you promote unity between our diverse backgrounds and cultures while still giving me room to suppress political dissidence, But what the heck is File:CivCultNat.png this?
  • File:Chilib.png Chicago School - I Absolutely adore your economics and how you are a proto-version of dad. Along with being against is*lationism, r*cism and an*rcho-c*pitalism being in favor of enviromentalism, drug legalisation, LVT and immigration I LOVE I- Oh I forgot wait you're Lib*rtarian And you oppose Stakeholder Theory, which is cringe. But still better than that austrian
  • Jingoism - N*tionalism and X*nophobia are disgusting but I will take some notes from you for my foreign policy. Gotta eliminate and conquer all the bigoted zones in the world, no? At least we both oppose filthy p*cifits.
  • File:Obj.png Objectivism - Fellow capitalist and member of anti-poor aktion. Homophobia, anti-statism, and internalized misogyny are awful, though. Your views on manifest destiny were based but why are you proud of whites being the ones who did it instead of heckin' valid neurodiverse, plus-sized mixed-race non-binary otherkiners? don't you know those """people""" brought all the problems of the modern world because of their evil cis-white-het-male civilization?
    • File:Obj.png Anti-p...internalized misog....WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
  • File:Thiel.png Thielism - Is gay and a billionaire, but you're also a c*nservative, n*tionalist and p*pulist.
  • File:Popper.png Popperism - "The paradox of tolerance" is an AWESOME theory that I can use to justify my totalitarian rule! Wait, you don't actually support authoritarianism?
  • File:GenghisKhan.png Khanism and File:Cyrus.png Cyrus the Great Thought - Fellow diversity-loving, globalizing empire-buildiers. But what is this "freedom of r*ligion" nonsense.
  • File:JewTheo.png Jewish Theocracy - While you are the original abrahamic and created these two you recognize more than 2 genders as well as recognising the right to private property, which is very correct of you thus you only lose 25 social token points.
  • LesbiaNRx - Fellow Feminiser of Young men, but why the rejection of the state? The State can work with your technology so efficiently, ever heard of dual power?
  • File:Gladden.png Gladdenism - Gladden. Calm down, Gladden. I don't want Fifth Industrial Revolution, total replacements to machines and rhizocorporations now, Gladden.
  • Leninism - Wrong-thinking c*mmunist who hates the rich and consumerism, but you are a progressive atheist internationalist who gave rights to LGBT people and freed Russia from the File:Tsar.png cz*rusts and I admire you for that, besides, biological Leninism doesn't seem like a bad idea.

Bad-Speak Wrongthinkers

  • Traditionalism, Nationalism & Socialism - The trinity of evil. You must be defeated for my utopia to be realized.
  • Marxism - Literally the main inspiration for all the c*mmies. Die!
  • File:OchloAngry.png Ochlocracy - What are you doing! We need more non-binary execution squads with mechanical implants，It may even be necessary to deploy biological weapons.
  • Conservatism - Tr*dition doesn't matter lol. The guillotine is where you will go :)
  • Anarcho-Communism - What do you mean dictators aren't any better when they're female? How DARE you call me fake woke, you anti-state leftoid!
  • Anarchism - The Experts™ have fact-checked your claim that "the state is evil" and have concluded that it is false. You are to be sentenced to a mandatory reeducation course for spreading disinformation. In case the course fails, you will be publicly executed.
  • Anarcha-Feminism - You are a dumbass anarchist who likes to pretend to be a feminist. Don’t you realize that you need a STRONG state in order to destroy misogyny!? And you call me a fake feminist!? Bitch, under my plan Starbucks will offer a free abortion with the purchase of 5 grande coffees with clean solar energy, and paid for by a tax levied against anyone who utters misogynistic ideas.
  • Queer Anarchism - Since you're a hecking wholesome proud queer 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+ revolutionary who wants to smash the p*triarchy, h*t*r*normativity and c*snormativity, I'm so proud of you queen kveen!!! While I admire how you stalk and kill counterrevolutionaries. But wait you're an ANARCHIST? And you want to smash Capitalism too?! And what do you mean this isn't what intersectionality is- Wait...YOU'RE BLOCKING MY PRIDE PARADES?! THAT'S IT! YOU LOSE ALL OF YOUR SOCIAL TOKEN POINTS AND YOU SHALL BE- What, what, WHAT THE FU- (gets blown by a Pride Parade-shaped bomb)
    • Finally, time to clean the mess up
  • File:Insarch.png Insurrectionary Anarchism - Another an**chist? When will you learn that- *Gets blown up by a hand-held missile launcher*
  • Soulism - You don't like capitalism or the state? Also you don’t like me and you believe that EVERYONE and not just minorities need to be freed? And that my concern for minorities is simply performative? eat your bugs and watch some wholesome films about trans rights or get unpersoned. Also, what the hell is this?
    • That’s Avaritionist Soulism, my insane counterpart. Anyways, I’m here for a reality check and I ain’t gonna be on your page anymore-(shot by non-binary firing squad)
    • Anyways you have to try harder than-(shot by non-binary firing squad) -that.
    • Believe me, your regime will not last forever, I promise. *disappears*
  • Acid Communism - Just a moderate version of that guy above!
    • you are literally Zizek's "Liberal Communism" at its worst, now if you excuse me, I will be joining my comrade in a different future
  • Nazism - Literally H*tler !!!
  • File:Nazbol.png National Bolshevism - Literally a proud Commie-Nazi. How disgusting and bigoted! How could this get any worse? I will have you know that my identity as an attack helicopter is not "degenerate" and is both based and totally valid in that I will make you commie chuds eat the bugs or get thrown off.
  • Strasserism - Aren't you Nazbol again?
  • National Agrarianism - A bigoted fascist hick that protests against my "green" policies. I’m destroying your farm and turning it into a racially inclusive safe pod complete with a fully staffed abortion clinic, heroin dispenser, and shopping center with bugs for you to eat all overpriced.
  • Esoteric Fascism - P*gan N*zi scumbag and member of the inferior wh*te slave race. You should stop resisting Big Pharma and just take your pills. *gets killed*
    • HAHAHAHAHAHA I got better weapons lol.
  • Fascism - Is this some kind of joke? I mean, you can't be serious when you say that "supercapitalism" is something bad. It is LITERALLY a utopia. But Italo Balbo was based.
  • File:Showa-kanmuri.png Showa Statism - Like the above, but Japanese, EAT THE BULLET NOW!!!
  • Anarcho-Fascism - Because normal fascism wasn't bad enough... I hate you with every fiber of my body!
  • File:EndecjaPix.png National Democracy - Revolting homophobic, transphobic garbage! Loves "illiberal democracy", loves n*tionalism, hates gays. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!
  • Apoliticism - Crypto-reactionary who tries to hide his beliefs behind a mask of neutrality. You are either with us or against us. We will grill you if it's the latter.
  • File:Radcent.png Radical Centrism - Yet another crypto-reactionary that has to go. Still has more guts than the above one, I will give him that.
  • Barracks Communism - Ah, Barack Obama, my favori... WHAT'S THIS? ULTRA-COLLECTIVIST MARXISM?!?
  • Dengism - You're a self-proclaimed c*mmunist and hate western imperialism. Also, Xi is a n*zbol bigot who censors Femboys. You did, however, open up the markets and use sweatshops to give the west cheap products. And also Jiang Zemin is based……and China is a "role model" for many countries.
  • File:Situ.png Situationism - You realize that capitalism is about brand worship and excessive consumption, and you think it's a bad thing!?
  • File:Synd.png Syndicalism - Why are you still angry? You have a lesbian mixed-race CEO. If this is how you still want to act I will send my bisexual Pinkertons to bust your unions, lose 300 social token points, and take your lessons on capitalism.
  • File:Sorelia.png National Syndicalism - Now The Unions are protesting against diversity and globalism???.
  • Post-Colonial Anarchism - An an*rchist that tries to resist my glorious inclusive one-world empire. I've come to liberate them and show them the light and this is how they treat me?
  • File:Progconf.png Progressive Conservatism - How dare you to carry the name of progress, you reactionary bigot? Conservatism in all its forms, no matter how moderate it may be, is still a bigoted and anti-liberal ideology.
  • File:Georgist.png Georgism - Free Land!? Accept to rent it!!!!! Also the Land Value Tax is cringe! Or is it?
  • File:Socgeo.png Social Georgism - Like the above but S*CIALIST!?!? Off to the non-binary firing squad for you!
  • File:GeoSynd.png Geosyndicalism - Yep! Death Penalty for you, for opposing the File:Timocracy.png Landlords!
  • Ethnopluralism - Your nation is not your own; it is a home for everyone, especially minorities. The mixing of different people and increase in diversity WILL destroy your culture and traditions, and that's a good thing.
    • My nation is my own, you annoying snowflake! They will not destroy our culture and traditions!
    • File:Statlibevil.png a) Confess publicly to your wrongdoings, assimilate into minorities and forget your traditions; b) Take your mandatory racial diversity course; c; GET IN THE HELICOPTER.
    • File:Statlibevil.png a) Surrender, confess to wrongdoings, and assimilate to our woke imperialist worldview; b) Take your mandatory diversity and globalist course or c) wait for an ethnically diverse firing squad in your location
  • Ultranationalism - The end result of patriotism. Stop resisting my woke imperialism or eat the bugs, you unenlightened bigot!
  • Anti-Authoritarianism - Why are you still protesting against me and the monopolies? You lost 500 social credits and you're either gonna eat the bugs or get unpersoned.
  • File:FDF-Pirate.png Piratism - I'm confiscating your computer because you're destroying the profits of monopolies, and lost 100 social token points because of that. So you're gonna watch my shows and films about climate change, 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+ rights and diversity on Netflix for 69,99$ or your gonna eat some bugs regardless if you like them or not! Also the way that you steal IP from businesses is the same way how Cultural Appropriation steals culture from others.
  • File:Reactlib-icon.png Reactionary Libertarianism - Fake capitalist, we need a centralized woke technocracy.
  • National Libertarianism - Same with you. NO MORE HUMAN RIGHTS OR BORDERS!
  • Fourth Theory - Finally a worthy opponent! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
  • File:Religious.png Religion - Why do you beleive in outdated and pseudoscientific nonsense from the dark ages?
  • File:Relsoc.png Religious Socialism - A r*ligious s*cialist who can't see that greed is a virtue. Greed breeds innovation and gives the rich the money that they rightfully deserve.
    • File:Statlibevil.png The Bible will be forgotten. a) Confess publicly to wrongdoings, burn down your Bible and accept capitalist society; b) Take your mandatory secular and Bidenomics course; c) wait for an ethnically diverse 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+ firing squad in your location
    • File:Relsoc.png Then I will wait for the firing squad. At least it will not compromise my everlasting faith in God. Bye *BLAM!*
    • File:Statlibevil.png a) Confess to your wrongdoings and know your place; b; Attend your mandatory unpaid labor and capitalism course; c) wait for the non-binary firing squad
  • File:Radenv.png Radical Environmentalism - NO YOU ARE NOT A REAL ENVIRONMENTALIST! YOU ARE BACKWARDS PRIMITIVE BIGOT THAT WANTS TO DESTROY MY SOLAR FARMS AND PODS!!! and if you don't wanna get umpersoned eat your insects and take your technology courses.
  • File:Ecofash.png Eco-Fascism - How could this get even worse?
  • File:Natprim.png National Primitivism - The Heck?
  • Anarcho-Primitivism - Why would someone support this??
  • File:Mansphere.png Manosphere - You are under arrest for making misogynistic remarks online. You have 3 options: 1) Confess your wrongdoings and make a public apology; 2) Attend your mandatory Matriarchy course; or 3) wait for the non-binary firing squad
  • White Nationalism - You are under arrest for making racist remarks online. You have 3 options: 1) Confess your wrongdoings and make a public apology; 2) Attend your mandatory diversity course; or 3) wait for the non-binary firing squad
  • Paleoconservatism - 1) I'm not a "Cultural M*rxist". 2) What's wrong with making frogs gay? 3) You are under arrest and have to either a) attend your mandatory matriarchy, diversity courses or b) wait for the non-binary firing squad
  • File:Project2025.png Project 2025 - Is this what i think it is? Tr*mps ultimate plot to turn America into a big*ted, re*ctionairy, is*lationist and f*scist hellhole? This what happens when you don't vote for Blue! I am basically the left wing version of you.
  • File:Paleolib.png Paleolibertarianism - You're just like the garbage above you. Bigots like you eat the bugs or die!!!
  • File:Racenat.png Racial Nationalism and Ethnonationalism - Race mixing is MANDATORY! But at least the former sometimes hates wh*tes
  • Austrian School - Fake Capitalist who not only is a Libert*rian and dogmatist who still believes in the gold standard and rejects empricial evidence. But calls everyone to the left of him as Socialist when they are obvisouly not
  • Anarcho-Capitalism - his most loyal fanbase, consisting of neckbeard an*rchists who not only hate the state and love austrian "capitalism" but are actually just them again but more terminally online chuds who believe in conspiracy theories.
  • File:Hoppef.png Hoppeanism - Oh gosh what have done to you... *vomits* TRY TO PHYSICALLY REMOVE ME YOU SCUM, I DARE YOU!!!
  • Avaritionism - How is this even supposed to work?
  • File:GRights.png Gun Rights Advocacy - Yes, I do want to take civilians' guns away so they cannot revolt against my totalitarian world stat- i meant prevent mass shootings?, and? I don't care some of his factions likes you, go HECK yourself, SCUMBAG
  • Neoluddism - WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED! COME DRINK YOUR CORN SYRUP!
  • Satirism - You are under arrest for repeatedly mocking every protected group in my book. You must apologize to everyone you demonized buster, and I mean EVERYONE! Then maybe I will let you go if I can remove your voice box and ban you from public life forever.
  • Populism - Here's a little song I wrote, you might wanna hear it in your pod
  • File:Rpop-tinfoilhat.png Right-Wing Populism - You are under arrest for protesting and making conspiracy theories. You have 3 options: 1) Confess your wrongdoings and make a public apology; 2) Attend your mandatory "green", matriarchal and diversity courses; or 3) wait for the non-binary firing squad.
  • File:Lpop-tinfoilhat.png Left-Wing Populism - You are under arrest for protesting and making conspiracy theories. You have 3 options: 1) Confess your wrongdoings and make a public apology; 2) Attend your mandatory capitalist, liberal and atlanticist courses; or 3) wait for the non-binary firing squad.
  • Anarcho-Conservatism - Almost the literal opposite of me, only beaten by NatAn. Shame! Off to the non-binary firing squad for you.
  • Religious Anarchism - Same as above. I will destroy your religious communes, bigot.
  • Synthesis Anarchism - My other opposite that's literally schizophrenic. And when I say schizophrenic; I said it to describe the ideology and NOT as an ableist slur.
  • Pol Potism - How could this c*mmie be even more bigoted, anti science and mentally insane. Even other c*mmies hate you so get unpersoned by my lesbian satanist latinx trans womym.
  • File:Gero.png Gerontocracy - Your beliefs are outdated, you must go to the euthanasia booth. But Klaus Schwab and Soros are based.
  • Alt-Lite - Your SJW cringe compilations are taken down. Reason: They contain Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Transphobic and xenophobic content. You shall be sent to the non-binary firing squad.
  • Alt-Right - *Beats the sh*t out of him for a simple micro-aggression* Being a Neo-Nazi isn’t good either, I guess.
  • Eco-Conservatism and Eco-Nationalism - You two actually think that climate action is compatible with xenophobia and regressivism.
  • Eco-Socialism and Libertarian Municipalism - Now these anti environmentalists support c*mmunism?
  • File:Prim.png Primalism - Stop screeching homophobically about my hecking wholesome giant gay bar with renewable energy or I'll turn you into Meat Product™ for myself!
  • File:Radape.png Radical Apoliticism - Why do you hate politics so much??
  • Authoritarian Conservatism - You have a strong state for the completely wrong reasons. It's bullet time!
  • National Conservatism - Look up above, sweety.
  • File:Hcon.png Homoconservatism - Excuse me!? How dare you say that I'm not a real fighter for the 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+ community!? You are a fake 2SLGBDTTQQIAAPPNKX+ supporter and dirty conservative bigot under the mask. Get your ass to the re-education camp!
  • File:Cosmic.png Cosmicism - While your love for atheism and science is fascinating, you are still an anti-progressive bigot and also did your name your cat after the N-word?
  • File:Feud.png Feudalism - Besides the fundamentals of there being a hierarchy where those at the top concetrating most of the wealth and have special privileges while those at the bottom own nothing. You are an outdated, bigoted, anti-capitalist and decentralized system from the dark ages! SO GO KYS!
  • Agorism - You are under arrest for smuggling meat to the masses.
  • File:Illeg.png Illegalism - You may be gay but going against the State and Corporations means instant death.
  • Avaritionism-Soulism - A more extreme version of the above? I give up.
  • File:ProgFash.png "Progressive" Fascism - Why do b*gots always compare you to me? Third positionism, anti-dysgenicism, equality for m*n and ultran*tionalism? What is so "progressive" about this all b*gotry anyways?
  • File:Musk2.png Xism - NOOOOOOOO TWITTER IS RUINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU'RE THE WORST WEBSITE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • File:Ottoman.png Neo-Ottomanism - Stop screaming about your neo-ottoman empire every 5 seconds and just eat the bugs alright?
  • File:Carlism.png Carlism - I may hate Franco for being a r**ctionairy f*scist, but i prefer him over what ever outdated fedualistic nonsense this is.
  • File:Euskadi Carlism.png Euskadi Carlism - What. Are. You? Your entire existence confuses me and hurts my head a lot
  • File:ProgSoc.png Progressive Socialism - OXYMORON! Socialism is inherently r*actionary and c*nservative!

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Notes

  1. ↑ Based on the idea that the rich elite can support very progressive political opinions as their income is not affected.
  2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKdNTs-PqN0
  3. ↑ It's anti-liberal insofar as File:ConstLib.png constitutional liberalism is concerned; it's still File:Econlib.png economically liberal, though it's File:CultLib.png cultural liberalism is up for debate.
  4. ↑ The activities of the World Economic Forum often invite trade union leaders to participate in dialogues on globalisation, the future of employment, social protection and other issues. For example, the Secretary-General of the UNI Global Union once praised some of Schwab's remarks.
  5. ↑ While studying at Harvard University, Schwab met Henry Kissinger, who would later become National Security Advisor and Secretary of State, as his mentor.
  6. ↑ "I don't like Netanyahu because he's an autocrat and has ties to the Religious Zionism of Smotrich and Ben Gvir, but not because of his policies regarding the war in Gaza. He was right about that".
  7. ↑ He still supports Trump against Iran and Venezuela. And he also supports Rubio.
  8. ↑ "Without us (Jews), the 'whites' would never have emerged from the Middle Ages on their own merit! They are (mentally) limited".
  9. ↑ Artem ran a prostitution business (which is legal in Argentina) but had legal problems due to accusations of pimping and human trafficking.
  10. ↑ "All of Argentina is ours and will only be governed by the Argentine Liberal-Zionist elite. We don't need Patagonia, since from Ushuaia to La Quiaca is our Promised Land!"
  11. ↑ 11.0 11.1 11.2 "France urgently needs a new French Revolution, one with an ultra-liberal, pro-European, and pro-Atlantic spirit, where collectivists among the left-wing and ultra-right-wing figures will be guillotined, along with all the rebellious Islamists (...) Macron is the only liberal leader in France".
  12. ↑ "More than 2 years ago when Alberto was still in power, with a friend we made this video promoting the TRANSition between the incels of the Red Pill and Black Pill scene".
  13. ↑ "I knew what Libertarianism is long before Milei appeared in public, and I had enough time to understand that it is a totally unfeasible and inapplicable ideology in the real economy. And today I identify with Globalist and Atlantist Socio-Liberalism".
  14. ↑ "The insults and defamation against Freemasonry by the Hispanist traitors will no longer be tolerated in Argentina! This honorable institution drove independence, the legal and judicial foundations of the country, and literally built everything in Argentina".
  15. ↑ "Peronism will never return to power, what's more, our dear Kicillof will make sure that Peronism ceases to exist as such and transforms into a Progressive Social Democracy and that's it, there will only be two systemic parties (one liberal and one progressive) controlled by us".
  16. ↑ "What will our style of doing politics be like? It will be the same one that so characterized Al Capone (the great mafia leader whom I also admire, along with Stalin) who became famous for saying: 'If you mess with me, I'll mess with you".
  17. ↑ A new country in Patagonia - Artem Reshetnyak
  18. ↑ "I propose that all Israelis who do not wish to be vaccinated come and take refuge in Patagonia and the sparsely populated south-central region of the former province of Buenos Aires. This will be the new Promised Land. We expect 300,000 to arrive before the end of the year and another half million in 2022".
  19. ↑ "Among the most prominent politicians of the 20th century, there is one I truly admire. And many people might think it's a liberal like Ron Paul, but that's not the case at all. Because the politician I admire and see as an example is the formidable Joseph Stalin , the great political and military leader who ruled the USSR with an iron fist , purged it of internal enemies, industrialized it, and led it to victory against Nazi Germany".
  20. ↑ "There are times when I really hate that Jim Crow-era laws ruined the idea of intelligence testing for voting"
  21. ↑ This test (It's actually pretty hard).
  22. ↑ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/06/gavin-newsom-trans-people-sports
  23. ↑ https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/sunny-hostin-blasts-gavin-newsom-for-hiding-behind-pretty-white-teeth-and-cute-face-in-despicable-bannon-chat/ar-AA1ARo8K?ocid=BingNewsSerpBannon
  24. ↑ https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projeto_de_Lei_2630/2020
  25. ↑ He can be considered a Statlib during his time as leader due to his support for Third Way and authoritarianism.
  26. ↑ Whilst initially considered a "conservative", President Jiang Zemin and Premier Zhu Rongji initiated the broadest privatization and deregulation of China's economy in history. They also decriminalized homosexuality, persecuted Confucian and religious movements like Falun Gong and many other Qigong practices, along with the Christian movement Eastern Lightning, and did nothing about the tremendous rise of prostitution and drug usage.
  27. ↑ The Shah can be considered a Statlib due to the support for Progressivism Capitalism Authoritarianism and Anti-Communism.
  28. ↑ An anonymous attacker demanded Schwab's resignation within a week and threatened to make the matter public. Then came the twist: the World Economic Forum leadership reacted very differently than the founder had anticipated—instead of taking action against the anonymous attacker, they turned their attention to Schwab. A group of board members, led by AXA Chairman Thomas Buber (52) and former Nestlé CEO Peter Brabeck (81), immediately ordered an external investigation and forced Schwab to resign.
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